While Harry was utterly gobsmacked at Hermione's suggestion with regards to a good old fashioned buggering, Hermione however was wasting no time in getting herself ready to 'take one to the buns' as it were. She immediately a began to disrobe, quite looking forward to having her boyfriend slide that delicious man meat right up her virgin butt.
"Hermione dear" Harry stammered, "could you say that again cause I think I might have developed a slight case of aural 'wishful thinking' and would hate to make an assumption that could possibly lead you casting the 'explosivae castrati' curse on me"
"Honestly Harry" sighed Hermione as she paused in the middle of disrobing, "Yes, I asked you if you'd like to fuck me in my arse ...and just so you know, I would NEVER blow up your junk!"
"After all" she smiled demurely, "I finally get to make some use of that beautiful cock of yours and I plan to get years and years of pleasure out of both it and you...Now shut up and get naked!" she demanded.
"Jawohl Mein Führer" Harry cried out, as he snapped to attention and threw a sharp salute.
"Excuse me?" enquired Hermione. "What's that all about?"
Harry pouted, "What? Only you and Ron get to act all weird and out of character?" He asked.
"Harry dear" Hermione responded.
"Hmm?" Harry asked.
"Do shut up and get your arse over here" She said as she dropped her final article of clothing and turned to wiggle her pert young bum at her boyfriend.
"Oh right" Harry said, "Time for a bit of the old hind end in and out...yes...good show..we should get right on that" Harry sputtered.
Hermione just smiled indulgently at the antics of her goof of a boyfriend.
Harry on the other hand, in a scene eerily akin to the whirling Tasmanian Devil of Warner Brothers fame, managed to disrobe at approximately 5/8ths of the speed of sound and within milliseconds was standing buck naked with his turgid member twitching at Hermione's shapely bum like some kind of erotic divining rod.
And Hermione did the only thing she could do at that point.
She burst out laughing.
'What the Hell!' thought Harry, Ron was right after all, 'Completely mental this one!'
"Hey now!" Harry cried, "Didn't your Mum ever tell you that when presented with a mans pride and joy that laughter is a sure way to kill the mood?!"
"I'm sorry Harry" Hermione chuckled, "But it was just bobbing away there, like a big fleshy conductors baton and I just struck me as funny."
"Come on over here stud and I'll make it up to you" Hermione smiled seductively.
But Harry wasn't so easily placated and as he made his way to her, Hermione could hear him muttering under his breath.
"A bloody conductors baton she says. I'll bloody show her...be whistling Beethoven's bloody 5th symphony out her arse when I'm done with her she will" Harry continued
As Harry finally approached her Hermione couldn't help but put her arms around him and draw him into an intimate embrace.
"Yes dear" She says with a smile, "I'm sure I be suitably chastised before the nights through"
Harry just reached down and took a double handful of her arse and playfully growled," Damn right you will be" as he swooped down and gave his girlfriend a toe curling kiss.
As Harry caused the Room to produce a large bed he began to back Hermione up while still plundering her mouth with his tongue and kneading her nether cheeks. Hermione meanwhile was relishing the feel of Harry's throbbing member pressed firmly against her stomach. While she didn't have vast experience with the male anatomy, in fact the only other man to rub his hard cock against her body, still fully clothed mind you, was the Bulgarian Wunderkind Victor Krum and while she had been secretly thrilled that someone like Victor would find her arousing, she could honestly say that that naughty little indulgence simply couldn't compare to the spine tingling, pussy wetting joy of a hardbodied, naked Harry Potter working his stiff prick against the exposed skin of her smooth belly.
After what seemed to be an hour the back of Hermione's knees finally made contact with the bed and she somewhat unceremoniously plopped down onto the bed losing her grip on Harry who them loomed over her grinning maniacally with his big prick inches away from her kiss swollen lips. Hermione was simply panting for it and with little hesitation she once again fondled Harry's heavy balls in one small hand and gripped the base of his cock with the other. Looking up into Harry's piercing green eyes she took the head of his rod into her mouth and began to suckle gently.
After only a few minutes Harry removed his now painfully erect member from Hermione's mouth and gruffly informed her of his intentions simply saying "It's time babe". To which Hermione responded by flipping onto to her stomach and lewdly sticking her arse into the air and giving it a bit of a wriggle.
"Ready when you are Stud" she moaned.
With that Harry reach for the lube that had suddenly appeared on the bedside table and squeezing a dab onto his fingers he began to gently smear the slick gel into Hermione's exposed nether opening. As he continued to work Hermione's puckered hole he bent over her back and suckled her earlobe causing her to moan once again as shivers ran through her body.
When Hermione thought she simply couldn't take any more she felt Harry raise up and seconds later felt the spongey head of his cock begin to seek entry into her anal passage. As he continued the pressure in an attempt to push past her anal ring he bent back over Hermione and in a soft voice whispered gently into her ear.
"Hail to the King Baby" Harry whispered as she felt the head of Harry's dick slip securely into her arse.
And the only thing she could think of was the last thing she expected to be thinking as the love of her life began to slide his length slowly into her bowels and that was...
'Did Harry just make an Army of Darkness reference while he's butt fucking me?' She confusedly wondered.
A/N Well here is my very first authors note. Somehow through feedback and favs this little bit of Harry/Hermione smut has taken on a life of its own and while sitting here with my IPad I just had a very disturbing idea...it's funny as hell but still ...slightly disturbing so be on the look out for Chapter 4 cause God help us all...Dobby is about to make an appearance!