AN- To da revewer i do hav books publishd but i cant say da names of them cos of legal reesons that yoo wooldnt undastand

Chapter 4

The three rented a room in da inn for the nite. There was oonly 2 beds and Castiel was jeelos when Sam shared wif Dean but it was okay cos he romanced Dean once he felt asleep.

Dean had scary dreems as he wos turning into a vampor (dis dream is criptic but da story dosnt mak sens wivout it)...Dean stood outside his childhood home. "how dos tha blod taste, newborn?"

Deen looked beside him to see da alpha vampor. "What blood?" he asked.

Sudenly blood started driping down da walls of the house, and it spelt da word "Lucyfer is going to rise agan"

"Wot r u doin" Deen sed as da alpha vampire, which had shap shifed into a giant bat and wos now raping Deen.

Before he herd da answer Dean felt somfing burning on his chest. It wos tha amulet. "Is god neer?" he asked tha vampir.

The vampire ponted to the house, and in front wos a dog. "I hold tha answer to da uneverse," it sed, and opend its mouth and screamed.

By morning Dean was a vampire…..

"STOP BROODING YOU CUNT" Sam yeeled at Dean. "You fucking suck yoo are a disgrace and a monster!"

Sam stromed out leaving Dean in tears. Castiel comforted him. "I knoow being a vampyr is hard for yoo Dean but I have a plan to make it better."

Castiel travelled forward in time and went to los anglees…..Spike and Angle were dere! Thy had 4 adventores and then went back to save Dean who was sleeting his wrists wiv his vampir teeth.(he wos depressed cos he wos a vampore)

"Doont be sad," said Angle, "Vampires are da best lol we can drink blood wivout it being evil."

"Fuck yoo ANGEL!" It was Spike! He was jelous that Angel was comforting Dean and not him.

Their advice for helping Dean was shit and Castell staked dem….when Dean wasint looking Sam used the vampire dust as cocaine!

Castiel yelled, "Stop that Sam! Dean needs dat vampire dust to kure himself"

Sam acted all innocent. "Stop wat?"

Castiel glared at him and his lyes and gave the vampire dust to dean who used it liok cocane and it cured him. (dis is becos vampire blod maked him a vampire so da dust wood cure him)

The next day they went to find the crossroads deamon to mak a deel wif. They did the summoning ritual, and Castiel saw Sam was using the bones of a baby he had just merderd- he coodnt let deen marry dis fuckhed.

Casteel was more relaxed tho cos he new it wasn't long be4 the crossroods demon sent Sam to hell were he wood stay 4eva.

The demon appeared, it was da red eyed one

"Yoo bitch mak us a deel bitch," screamed Dean.

"What 4?" she asked.

"SEND ME TO HELL" Sam cried dramaticly. Castiel saw he was faking so dean would think he wos being heroic! Dean kissd Sam wif passion and Sam turned to the red eyed demon. "For my deel I want yoo to kill evry one in the village orphanage," he whicpered so Dean coodnt hear.

Castiel was stunned at Sams evilness, but before he cood do anything Sam was teleported to Hell.

Castell had won! Dean was all his!

He turned to Deen. He wood tell him evryfing, how he had loved him from da moment he saw him. But he wood leeve out da part about raping him in kase deen got angre at him 4 it

Suddenly, Dean spoke to da crossroads demon. He admitted somfing he hadn't had tha corage to say in tha future. "I have a crush on yoo yoo are my soulmate," Dean said to her.

Casteel was so depressed he took out his angel blade and held it to his hart…..and he poshed it in hard!

AN- DO NOT STEEL ANYTHING ERIC KRIPSKY