The pain of losing Patrick was so strong, I cried for weeks. Mr. Krabs had to hire a new cashier because Squidward got so irritated he quit. The new cashier was friendly, but didn't last long either. Mr. Krabs told me to suck it up, and be strong. "SpongeBob, you're scaring away me customers, stop crying or I WILL fire you!"
The thing I noticed about Mr. Krabs is that he always threatens with the same threat. Squidward went on strike for it once, and ended up fired. I wonder why Mr. Krabs wants to fire us. He's only got two employees, and if you ask me, I think we are overworked. Lucky for me, I LOVE my job!
Patrick's house was sold to this weird sea cucumber. I don't appreciate having food as a neighbor. Every time I eat a pickle or cucumber he winces. What the hell!
I can't do anything now. I would do everything with Patrick. And so here I am, walking the streets.
"Hey, how did that house get there?" I asked.
"I just moved down the street." a fish said.
"Who said that?"
"Me, Sally Hollingsworth."
A pretty fish was standing in front of me.
She had red hair, with a pink bikini top on with blue denim capris.
Whoa!