Play-a-long google search this: watch?v=nDNMCP-hOM0

Deck the halls with lots of trouble, Fa la la la la, la la la la

Fans will reduce them down to stubble, Fa la la la la, la la la la

Grab we now our knives and pistols Fa la la, la la la, la la la

The boys will try to flee to Bristol Fa la la la la, la la la la

To stop them we will wreck the train Fa la la la la, la la la la

They will make it out in pain Fa la la la la, la la la la

We will follow with a snow storm Fa la la la la, la la la la

They will struggle just to stay warm F Fa la la la la, la la la la

We will torment one will illness Fa la la, la la la, la la la

And frighten the other with his stillness Fa la la la la, la la la la

Will they live at the end of this rhyme? Fa la la, la la la, la la la

Yes so we can play another time Fa la la la la, la la la la

Really, this idea did start off innocent... as so much of fanfiction seems to...