Ok! Here it is! The chapter you have been waiting for folks! How will Tristan escape from the vending machines? Well just read and find out!

Chapter 24: Funny Chapter

"Well the light is gone," said Yugi crossing his arms.

"You say it Yug," yelled Joey, "Hopefully Bakura is alright ya?"

Just then, Seto heard someone calling for help. Yugi, Joey, Michelle, and Mokuba also heard someone calling for help. Everyone, except Mokuba, went outside to see who was calling for help. They looked at their right side to see Tristan sitting on the ground with his hands in the vending machines, one in the soda machine and the second on the snack machine.

"Yo! Tristan! Wat ya doin," asked the confused Joey.

"What does it look like," yelled Tristan.

"Oh! Oh! I know! I know! You're trying to find a girlfriend," yelled Joey pointing his finger at him. Seto andYugi fell down, anime-style, with their legs up in the air.

"No you idiot," yelled Tristan, "I was trying to get a free snack and a free soda by sticking my hand in the machine!"

"Oh…well can ya get me those animal crackers," asked Joey, "I really like those things…and a Coca-Cola! Man! I love Coca-Cola!"

Yugi and Seto both got up from the ground. Michelle slapped her hand and covered her face. Joey…was an imbecile. Michelle put her hand down and saw a huge red sign with an arrow pointing at the button next to the soda machine. It said:

In Case of an Emergency and if Tristan was acting stupid by putting his hands in the soda and snack machine and can't get his hands out, press this button to release his hands. If you didn't see this before, I feel sorry for you people.

"Guys," said Michelle pointing at the sign, "Will that help Tristan get out?"

Yugi, Seto, and Joey looked at what she was pointing at and saw the sun. How did they miss that? It was huge, had an arrow pointing the button, and the light bulbs kept blinking.

"Uhhhhhhh…pretty sign," said Joey walking slowly up to it drooling, "Must press. If though, don't know what it does."

Seto and Yugi were sweat dropping. There was a frickin' sign in front of Joey and he didn't even know what it does! Joey pressed the button and everyone heard a click. Tristan took out his hands from the vending machine. He saw his hands, got up, and jumped all over the place.

"I can see! I can see! I mean! I can see my hands," yelled Tristan in happiness.

"I still want my animal crackers and my Coca-Cola," yelled Joey joining the others. All of a sudden, a little girl appeared behind Joey. Joey leapt up in the air freaked out and saw the little girl looking at him.

"Wat ya lookin' at kid," asked Joey moving his face closer to the little girl.

"I can't find my daddy mister," said the little girl. She looked saw was at least 6 years old, she had a white dress, red shoes, a brown teddy bear on her right hand holding it as a baby, a white hat, and long black hair. She looked up at Joey and she had HUGE green eyes. Joey was a little bit freaked out and scared of the little girl. "Will you by my new daddy," asked the little girl.

"Sorry kid," said Joey standing straight and rubbing his nose, "One: I can't ta be ya daddy. Two: I'm too young ta be ya daddy. Three: I won't be ya daddy."

"I want you to be my daddy mister," said the little girl. She was moving closer to Joey and he was now officially getting scared. He screamed and ran for his life away from the creepy girl. He kept running and running and reached a dead-end. He looked everywhere, an open door, a closet, bathroom, Disneyland, a different dimension to another world, even an adult store! He didn't care where! He just wanted to escape from the little girl. He then saw a closet that said: Dark and Spooky Closet.

"…Wat ta heck," said Joey shrugging his shoulders. He went inside and closed the door. As you might have guessed, it was dark and spooky. But it was better than being chased by that girl. Joey then felt something on his head. It tried to find it and soon felt it. It was some kind of string. He grabbed it and pulled it. Light came and Joey heard a breathing sound. He looked back and the creepy girl smiling at him, she had a creepy smile. Her smile was so huge, that it stretched to her cheeks and showed her teeth. Joey screamed and ran thought the door. He ran and ran and soon found the others. He went behind Yugi shaking and all.

"What's wrong with you Wheeler," asked Seto raising an eyebrow, "Scared of a little girl?"

"Shut up Kaiba! She is scary and weird," yelled Joey. Everyone then saw the little girl hopscotching and she still had that smile on her face.

"Come play with me Joey," smiled the evil girl.

"Never," cried Joey.

"Hey you," yelled Yugi, "Leave my best friend alone! If you don't stop! You asked for it!" Yugi drew his card and held it up in the air without looking at it. "It's time you feel power little girl! Come forth! Slifer the Sky Dragon!"

Yugi placed the card in his duel-disk and a huge bright light appeared. A dragon was being formed from the white light. It gave out a huge roar and all of a sudden, Kuriboh appeared from the light. It floated up in the air and kept saying Kuriboh. Everyone fell down again with his or her legs up in the air. They all got up and Yugi realized he didn't pay attention to what he drew.

"Whoops! Sorry. Wrong card," said Yugi embarrassed. He put Kuriboh back in his deck and drew Slifer. He put it in his duel-disk and huge red dragon appeared and roared at the little girl. The little girl just yawned and everyone just looked at her.

"She's not scared Yug," yelled Joey, "Wat are we going ta do?"

Just then, some people were calling the little girls name. A woman and a man were walking down the hallway crying Alice. The little girl went up to them and the two couples saw her.

"Alice! Where have you been," yelled the dad.

"We were worried about you sweetie," said the mom in a sad tone.

"I'm ok Mommy and Daddy," said Alice smiling, "I want Ice-Cream. Can I get Ice-Cream?"

"Sure baby," said the dad, "Lets' go."

The family was about to leave and the little girl faced the gang. She smiled her creepy smile again and her head was spinning. Joey, Yugi, Michelle, Tristan, and Seto couldn't believe what the girl just did. She then ran off and was never seen.

"That was creepy," said Seto surprised.

"I'm scared Seto," said Michelle.

"Tech. Bet…maybe…it was just a trick," said Seto nervous.

"Can we go now," cried Tristan, "We have to start heading back to the game shop. Serenity might be scared…and lonely…and…and…se-"

"Don't even say it Tristan! Ya mess with my sis, ya get beat," yelled Joey.

Tristan went sad and saw another vending machine. This time, this vending machine had games in it! There was a Nintendo DS, GameCube, PS2, PS, Gameboy, Xbox, and all that! Tristan was amazed by it that he went up to it and was about to stick his hand in the machine to get one. Michelle grabbed his wrist.

"No way! If you get your hand stuck in there! I'm going to cut off your hands so you may never do something stupid ever again," yelled Michelle.

Tristan was scared and stayed away from the machine. Seto was amazed by her attitude. For some reason, Seto had a feeling he might like this girl.

"Lets go check up on Mokuba guys," said Yugi, "Maybe his wondering where we are."

The gang headed back to Mokuba's room and when they got there, there was a doctor in front of him holding a needle, those things when they are about to put something in your body, almost like a flu shot and all. Mokuba was crying and Seto went up to him.

"What's wrong Mokuba," asked Seto.

"I'm scared of Shots," cried Mokuba.

"Tech! Don't worry about it. Just pretend a bee is about to sting you and you have only 3 minutes to live," smiled Seto.

"Seto," yelled Mokuba in tears.

"I'm joking! Ok, ok, ok. Um…uh…you're on your own Mokuba," said Seto. The gang left heading back home and Mokuba was crying. The doctor put the needle in Mokuba and Mokuba cried. But after a second…he kind of liked it. Why and how you may ask? You don't want to know.

To be continued…

Short wasn't it? I'm not really funny, but still…hope you readers liked it, until then. Its time to duel!

Plus, I want to thank Setoglomper, NinjaLuffyoftheMist, and Psycho on the run (both psychos). These three are my top readers and reviewers, especially my favorite reader and reviewer, Setoglomper. Yay Setoglomper! This is for you!