To the tune of Little Town of Bethleham


Oh little flat on Baker Street

I wish we'd see thee lie

Breaking peace we neighbors keep

You shoot your gun tonight

Now in the dark street lying

The once bright shining light

You give us fear with gunshots, dear

We sweep the glass tonight

Now on this block in London

We try to keep the peace

But ever since you two moved in

Our calm has seemed to cease

And when we hear the screaming

We all go run and hide

From you and your friend doctor

We keep our kids inside