The Caped Kadoogan Kaper

by DTentBabe247

The boys are out on the lake as usual,when a strange man in strange clothes crashes into Zigzag's hole. He turns half of the boys in CGL, including Armpit,into gay, New Rave-obsessed slaves! When the others find a book that holds the key to curing them,they end up going on an adventure.

2. Chapter 2-The Book

As the boys walked back to D-Tent,plotting their plans,they heard New Rave music blaring from the Wreck Room."Oh no!"yelled Zig Zag. They walked into the Wreck Room to a bunch of half naked boys grinding on eachother. The Caped Kadoogan was in the middle of the group.

"OH NO,HE'S INFECTED ALL THE GUYS!RUN TO THE HOLES BEFORE IT'S WAY TOO LATE!"hollered Stanley and ZigZag, pulling the boys to the eventually took the lead,and led them out to some holes by where he found Sam's boat and the Sploosh.

They jumped into a gigantic hole and began to make it deeper with a shovel Zero kept with him."HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP!" there's something in the wall of the hole."said and Stanley,being experts,widened the left side of the hole.

A book fell out,the pages barely deterred by the harsh weather,onto the dirt.X-Ray picked it up and blew the dust off it,and wiped it down with his title read "The Book Of Koridai' by 'HP Keepawayhomosexualmenistscraft. The first line of the first paragraph read "Such is the power of the Prince of Darkness that he can kill with a single look! Attacks against Ganon will prove fruitless, unless Link attacks with the sacred book!"

"Hold on,isn't Ozzy Osbourne the Prince of Darkness?"asked Zig Zag."Yes,but,we're dealing with a REAL VILLAIN!"said Squid boys roared with laughter and made various jokes as they went back to the tent,being careful not to be detected by "Captain Gaybo."

"Do you guys know who Link is?!"asked Zero.

None of the boys knew.