The Caped Kadoogan Kaper

by DTentBabe247

The boys are out on the lake as usual,when a strange man in strange clothes crashes into Zigzag's hole. He turns half of the boys in CGL, including Armpit,into gay, New Rave-obsessed slaves! When the others find a book that holds the key to curing them,they end up going on an adventure.

4. Chapter 4-It Begins

"Okay boys,"announced ZigZag,getting all the boys except for Armpit, who was busy chatting up another boy from B-Tent,in a group huddle.

"Today,we make our escape. But this time,I drive."he winked at Stanley,who laughed sheepishly."X-Ray,Squid,and I will lift the water tank off the back of the truck while Caveman hot wires it and Zero slides over to the second seat,then you put it in gear and begin to drive away.X,Magnet,Squid and I'll sprint to catch up and jump on the back."said ZigZag,the boys saluting.

The Caped Kadoogan was looking over their shoulders."Hi, what are you gossiping about?"he asked. In order to protect themselves,the boys acted like all the others,and tried to blend in. Zero was a pro. "Oh, we were just chatting about what Kanye and Kim could have named their girl instead of Northwest.I mean,really?If I could name her something I would call her something classy,like Clarity,Madonna,or-or- Mimosa."said Zero in a fake,yet amazingly pro accent.

"Oh,my gosh,you are SO GOOD with names!Especially if it was Mimosa,that's my middle name. See ya round,honey!"said Kadoogan,strutting away.

The boys applauded Zero's performance.

Finally,it was time to kick their plan into action. Pendanski,to the boy's fear,was turned. Mr Sir was still normal."I thought Pendanski was gay already!" he said as he filled the canteens. The boys howled with laughter,and little nark Caveman sheepishly admitted their plan,and surprisingly, Mr Sir was in."You're doing it for a good cause boys.I can take another damaged hood if it's for that."he started the pick-up,and Zero and ZigZag hopped in the cab. Mr Sir took off the water tank and made it look like it was thrown off by the boys and grinned for the first time in a while as they jumped on the back. As Zig slammed on the gas,he acted like he was angry yelling "YEAH! YEAH YOU RUN AWAY!THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO GIRL SCOUT TEA PARTIES FOR THE REST OF YER MISERABLE LIVES,YOU HOOLIGANS!"the boys just waved and cheered.

They hooned past Sam's boat,did five doughnuts around it (ZigZag couldn't resist!)and headed towards the giant cliffs that made up God's Thumb.