Their voices bounced off the walls of the massive tunnel as they felt their way around. Stanley let out a "EEEUUUGH!" as he dipped his fingers into a bowl of something mounted on the wall. He wiped his fingers fast and forceful on something above it, which caught fire. It was a torch!
"If there's one torch, there has to be another." said Squid, trying not to laugh at the questionable shape of the torch. "Is it just me, or does the torch look like a- ahem- schlong?" said X-Ray. Squid doubled over in a fit of laughter as Stanley lit the other torches with his own. The other boys reluctantly grabbed one and made their way down the tunnel.
After mindlessly wandering for what seemed like days, they came to a gigantic chamber with what looked like a medievel prophecy made in pieces of stone and glass on the walls. The ground began to shake violently. "Um, is it just me or is there an earthquake going on in here?!" yelled Squid as they began to run around like ants. "We have no time for your hipster sarcasm!" yelled X-Ray.
The earthquake stopped, and five stone pillars rose, one at a time. At the tops of each one, were five man purses. "So, we came this far, so- WHICH FUCKING MAN PURSE IS THE REAL ONE?" yelled Zig Zag. Zero made a weird face. "Dude, are you constipated or thinking hard?" asked Magnet, sneaking up behind him and holding the torch underneath his butt.
Stanley shoved him away, Magnet's torch burning his arm. He hissed and grabbed it, which burnt it even more. "AAAAAH, THE SWEET MAN PURSE WITH PAISLEY AND FLORAL PRINT WITH A POLAR BEAR FUR LINED INTERIOR AND UNBREAKABLE FAKE CROCODILE SKIN STRAP MADE BY DOLCE AND GABBANA!" screamed Stanley, the others not being able to process why he said so.
The ground began to shake again and four stone pillars, including the middle, sank back down. the last one sank to Zero's height. Zig Zag ran over and snatched the purse off of the column. "HELL YES! WE HAVE THE ANTY-GOAT! I MEAN PANTY-FLOAT! I MEAN-"
"Antidote?" said Squid, raising an eyebrow. "Yeah." said Zig Zag, smiling and blushing.
"So, we got the man purse, and now we have one minor problem." said Zero. "What's that?" asked absent minded Magnet. Zero sighed, face palmed and yelled "A WAY OUT OF HERE!"
Suddenly, it clicked. They were trapped. Zig Zag began to roll on the floor, crying. As his tears soaked into the ground, the rock in the far wall in front of them disintegrated into dust.
Zero began to laugh. "What's so funny?" asked Stanley as they ran to the entrance. "Oh, it's just that I remembered that the Book of Koridai said 'In Order To Escape The Chamber, the Ground Must Be Soaked With The Tears Of A Virgin!'"
Everyone except for poor little Zig Zag began to laugh.
"What? Apparently the ladies don't like unwashed hair and acute paranoia!" he said.
So yeah, that's chapter six! Sorry about the tedious storyline, it just keeps getting unfunnier and unfunnier in every chapter. But hey, it's my second fic. I try. Read and Review!