Ch7

Hey, meow, I know you from somewhere meow, who are you meow? I don't know who I am, but you're Banana, my kitty, but you're not big like that, you're little. You're little and you sit on my head. You're not elephant-sized like you are now, well I've never seen an elephant but I know they're big.

Meow, really? I'm always this size. And I can't possibly sit on your head meow, because I don't sit on the heads of what I eat, meow, and you're too small. Well I don't know what you mean by eating me, Banana, you don't eat me, and I don't eat you.

Oh really, meow? That's a new one. C'mere now, meow, I'm hungry. Growing kittens need food, meow. And then Banana runs towards me and I scream because he is biting my head.

But then I'm in a biiiiig meadow with big red mushrooms with yellow polkadots on them. And Rin is sitting on top of a smaller one. I walk up to her and say hi Rin and she says who are you, and I say I don't remember, but that doesn't matter, you're Rin. And she says I've never heard of Rin, why that's preposterous, my name isn't Rin. And I say oh you look just like her. And she says huh. And then she eats some weird yellow stuff and she says well I thought it was curds and whey but actually I don't know. And then a big blue spider fell from the sky and landed in her lap, and the girl ran away screaming. I tried to chase her but the spider stopped me and said hey who are you, and then he spat white stuff at me and I was suddenly in a big vast white room with no doors or windows.

I've never had a fly as weird as you before, but that's okay, the spider said, you still look tasty, but I don't know what I'd give to eat some of that melty stuff again. And I ask it what melty stuff, and it says I don't know, it's cold and stuff. And I say I have no idea, I've never had something cold and melty before.

And then the room whooshes away and I'm standing in some weird room where everything is reflecting eachother and I see a little boy with blonde hair and chubby cheeks and blue eyes and he's yelling hey Rin hey Rin and I walk up to him and ask him who's Rin and he screams and says it's me!! And then he runs away into one of the mirrors, and I look in the mirror and see the little boy, but this time he's doing exactly what I do, I don't understand, and then he steps out at me and says you little failure how could you and I say what and then it kicks me and now I'm sitting on a cloud and making it rain.

More more more the cloud laughs and I say rain as much as you want, rain until you turn white with unrainness! And it laughs and then it rains and I cough and a thunderbolt comes out of my mouth. And then I'm coughing thunder and lightning. But then one of my lightnings is really bright and I have to close my eyes.

And then it's black and I hear a voice saying wake up wake up Len, can you hear me wake up. I don't know who Len is but they sound sad. I tell the voice I hope your friend wakes up soon, and then I see a door on the other side of the black room and go through it and I'm falling through the sky, falling, falling…

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I'm not your father, you're my father… no, you're my father's father's mother I think, or maybe my brother-in-law's father, but—it doesn't matter! And I chop off your arm with my red thing! And then I laugh hahahaha and you fall into the bottomless pit and I laugh. Stupid surgery man, my planet that I built doesn't need doctors, I hate doctors, they do weird stuff to you. But what does even weirder stuff to you is that eye ball on the floor over there, you bounce it and it says hahaha haha ha every time it hits the floor, I don't understand, but it's weird, I wonder if it can see like my eye balls can, but my eye balls don't laugh, I hope, but then a pink haired boy runs up and kicks the eye ball into the sun and it explodes and the boy says cool it's raining sun bits! Just like in that one game I played!

It sounds like a fun game. I should play someday.

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Ouch ouch ouch what's that!! Why is there this fork stuck into my heart, whoah I'm bleeding all over!! Look what you did, now you made me stain the carpet. That's gross. Clean it up right now, or you'll never be able to buy yourself a present ever ever again. And he cries and says nooooooooooooooooooooo and I say clean up the carpet and take this fork and put in the sink because we only have three forks for dinner.

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Sure you can ride on this unicorn but I can ride on this bunny! And the Lucky Charms man can ride on the seahorse, because they're both green. And we can slide on the rainbow and taste the toilet water when we splash into the ocean. Well I don't know what ocean water tastes like, but it's the same color as old peepee in the toilet.

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Len Len Len why do I always hear that word? Maybe it means pen, for all the pigs that step on my feet. Or den, for all the bears in the lake. Or ten, like how many hands that tree has. Stop this now, stop what, I can't stop the waterfall with my tail, I need feet and a big shovel to do that. Wake up, wake up, wake up, stop telling me that, I don't want to rake the leaves! It's only Spring!

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I would like to ask you Mr. Pattycake what delu… deluxe, deli, I don't know, I keep hearing this word in my head and don't know what it is. But I don't know what a pattycake is either, why are you a pattycake? You look like a hamburger.

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Dammit dammit dammit whoosh whoosh leaves rake summer present tree water water needles, there's too many pictures and words and ouch, ouch it hurts, my eyes are burning, slow down pretty please because I bird bird tweet stork snow cake bow table babies? Bananananananananananananana nana?

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I don't think he's ever going to come out of it. We might as well give up, it's been two months and all he does is lay there mumbling nonsense. Who does? What? Maybe we should just forget about him altogether. Let's go off and play together. No wait, wait, wait for me, can't I come? No you can't because you're too faulty faulty fake robot not real you're a dying robot not a person and you're busy mumbling wait wait what?

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Hey, men, days want more sun, the key is weeding miss hue! I'm fed up with your adam's apple, buzz didn't ffffffforge any hues. Dddddddo hue nose tea a a alwaaaa away company vests? Iiiiiiii brone oop white Kaaeeeiiit oh no. Idle idle idle idle? Idle needle lllloovvve hem, men, white love hue! Iowa hue claw back. Peas, deeeeeeeeeeeez rake mop, men!

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Hey, who are you? I feel like I've seen you before. Your eyes are pretty. They're big and blue. And your hair looks so yellowy and pretty, I think I think I think I know you but I don't know who you are. I think. Len? Len? I blink, Len, Len, I repeat what you say. You say Len, Len? Again and I say Len, Len. And then you reach up and hug me but I really really don't get what's going on, why are you hugging me?

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Hey Len, do you know what snow is? It's these big white puffs that fall from the sky. It's snowing right now. You can look out this window here, Ted the Doctor and I built it so that you could look out and dream, do you like it? Then I say yes I like it, it's pretty, I remember it from somewhere, I was flying around looking for babies.

And the girl leans forward and says babies babies? What about babies? And I tell her ummm I don't know, I couldn't find where the babies were from. And she smiles and hugs me and says Len you remembered something. But I don't know what's important about storks finding babies.

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Len, somehow your brain's been completely fried, you've been delusional for two months, unable to discern reality from your imagination, do you know who I am? And I say you're the guy with grey hair who's always examining me, and he says well that's a start. Then he looks at the girl whose name I found out was Rin.

And then a guy with a long pink ponytail comes in and sees me and smiles because I guess me sitting up is important and he runs over and leans over the table to hug me and says Len, Len you're up! And I say so are you, you're more up than me. And they all laugh and say true, true.

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The guy who I'm supposed to call the Doctor says that I shouldn't go outside and feel the snow because I'll sh sh sh shs shoooe? Sometimes my tongue does weird stuff, I don't know what the Doctor told me. But he said it's bad, so I said ooookie and he said okay.

But it looks so white and fluffly, like a biiiiiiig cloud floating in the sky. I want to skip on it and lay down and take a nap.

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I started wandering around today and then I walked past a wall and there was a moving picture! It was so shiny. It was of a little boy with blonde hair and very very blue eyes and he had these chubby cheeks. And it was the most amazing picture I've ever seen, when I picked up my hand he picked his up too! And then I stuck my tongue out at him and he stuck his out at me. He reminds me of Rin. But Rin doesn't have chubby cheeks and her eyes aren't as bright, and she has a biiiiiig bow on her head and she's veeerrrry pretty.

But this little boy was so fun! I stood there for a long time seeing how long he could keep up with me. That picture tirelessly did exactly what I did! I'm going to show Rin the picture tomorrow.

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Meer meer mirr mirror? That's what I'm trying to copy what Rin says. She laughs all tinkly and says no Len, that's a mirror, it reflects anything you put in front of it. And then I stand in front of it and look at the boy in the miiiiiiiii mirror. And Rin says that's you, and I say that's me? I think he's ugly, I don't want that to be me. I want the girl in the picture to be me, she's much prettier but she looks just like Rin and that might be confusing if me and Rin looked the same!

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How much longer is this going to last, I wonder? The ponytail hair guy says. And I ask what last but the Doctor replies for me and says I have no idea. It least he's not sleeping any more. And I say sleeping sleeping sleeping, ohh I was sleeping, but it was black and all I could do was think, banana, Banana, I remember Banana, my kitty, where's Banana?

And Ted and the Doctor's faces light up and say we'll bring Banana over here right now, the Doctor says Ted go get Banana, and then Ted goes running and comes back with a little kitten, and I take it and pat it and it meows and I say awwww how cute! Can I keep it?

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I can't stop banging my head today, ahh, ahh, it hurts, it hurts on the inside, my chest feels funny, what's happening? My head is pounding, so I'm pounding it, but it's just pounding pounding I think it's exploding! And the Doctor goes h h h h how is this possible and I say Doctor my head is explooodinnggg! And he just watches me but I wish he would get tape or something because I know my head is about to explode.

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Len? Len, do you know who I am? Of course I know, how could I forget who you are, you're the Doctor, you make people. And you're Ted, which by the way Ted I really really never want to play another game where I plug in again sorry, and Rin Rin I'm sorry Rin I wanted to say I wish I could say happy new year but I'm still going to die.

They all looked so happy. Rin and Ted started crying. But they still looked happy, they came up and hugged me. How can you cry and be happy at the same time? I don't understand.

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My head hurts. I looked in the mirror today and it's all purple right in front. I asked the Doctor what on Earth happened to my head, it looks like one of those those Purple People Eaters from the TV was living on my forehead! But he said don't worry, it's a bruise, it'll go away soon. And I say oh and sit down. And then I ask him can I go back to school? And the Doctor says no no dear me no, not yet.

But no one's told me why they're all fussy over me. I wonder if they know something I don't again. Actually, no, I know for sure they know something I don't know again.

There's also this window next to my bed now. I don't remember a window there, but it's all snowy outside. It looks like a big, fluffy pillow. I wish I could go outside and sleep on it, but then I would get water inside of me and I'd die. I know I'm dying soon, but I don't really want to die yet. There's a few things I have to do first.

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Rin says that she really wants to tell me all about what happened to me, but she doesn't know if she should or not. But I told her please please pleaseplease tell me, secrets are mean. And she laughs her tinkly laugh and she happily answers true and sits down next to me on my bed. But she doesn't say anything.

And then I remember us sitting in the tree on my birthday. And I ask her hey Rin, what was that weird lip thingy from our birthday? What's it called?

Rin turns a little pink and she laughs and says it's called a kiss.

But I kind of feel like feeling that weird flippy stomach weird feeling again, so I ask her Rin, can you do it again?

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The Doctor finally told me what happened. I guess after I was falling in the black abyss of doom from the weird I'm asleep but not asleep sleep, Ted was going to try and stop my chronometer with water but then wasn't going to but then Rin thought he was going to spill water on me and tried to stop him but tripped and then the water spilled on my chest, I remember their heads exploding into big needles. The Doctor says that was when I started getting delusional, the water not only affected my physical systems like legs and arms and stuff but also somehow got to my head and then I was seeing stuff.

And then he says for all of January and February I was muttering stuff about really really random things. He said that once he was doing a test on my heart when I started muttering about unicorns and rainbows and peepee. I think I must have been very very scary when I was delusional.

The Doctor says Len you're a miracle, you're a miracle. I don't know how you possibly could have recovered your memory, but you did. And I ask memory? I don't remember anything after the needles, and he says no after that, after you woke up from your delusions, you didn't remember anything. And I say like what? And he says like your name, and I blink a couple times and stare at him.

Only a really really dumb person could forget their name. I can't believe the Doctor can call me a miracle and then call me dumb. That dumb. Gosh. Of course I remember my name, I'm Len Kagamine, the robot boy who is going to stop working one day soon.

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My friend told me something that made me realize that she was right in the fact that it probably scares people that I upload so much at a time –SHOT- So only one for now. :3

There's only a little left to go, anyway. 6 moar chaptars~