Two this time :D

Special for Arin, who requested I post the whole thing –SHOT- I won't do that, but here's an extra chapter for you! w

Enjoy, everyone~

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Ch9

My my my answer to wh wh where s storks g get th their b babies f fell from t the s sky today. I f feel j jittery, it's s so c creepy, my q question a about girls and b boys also got answered, I d don't think I like school s so much anymore, t this is so c creepy, I s stopped paying a attention in class a after g girls, b because w well I guess I am a b boy, I I feel v ve very d disturbed.

A and w worse yet w when class e ended, m my teacher s said we're going to have a test on both male and female genitilia on Monday, so study up! B but I d didn't pay attention a and now I am c confused j just a little. And n now I h have to find s someone t to ask f for help f from. B but I d don't want to a ask anyone.

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D D Doctor, I say, p p please a answer a a a a a q q q q question f for me!! And he laughs and says well spit it out, I don't have all day. And I tell him w w well t this is my v vocabulary list for h health b but I d don't know a any o of these terms and D Doctor w w w what's…

And he says yes? What's what? Are you having a vocal error or speech impairment?

And I say n n n no b b b but Doctor w w w w what's a p p p p p p p p penis?

And the Doctor makes a face and turns back to his work and I still don't know, and I have a test Monday now, and I don't want to not turn t this paper in but I don't know anything!

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I I I I tried to l l l look it up in my book but it was so so so I don't like looking at the pictures! S so I tried to l l look on the internet b b but t t t two p people d d doing s something I I I don't know s s scary..!

A and to add to my list of bads, I found a sheet that I forgot about, it's l labeling all the parts of s stuff! A and well I I I guess I r r r r r recoginize one a l l little b b b b because I I'm a b boy but I s still don't know. I I I wish I could label one girl and one boy and be done.

I think I am going to crawl into a hole and hide until Tuesday.

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Rin and the Doctor burst into my room today and said Len Len are you feeling okay, it's not like you to stay home from school on purpose, have you stopped functioning properly do you feel okay has your brain overloaded?

And I am sitting there staring at my boy and girls sheets and they walk in and I cover them and my face feels really really hot because well Rin is a girl and the girl paper is different from the boy paper!!

N n n n n no it's j j j j just I…. Rin walks over and says Len what are you hiding? It's okay, you can show me. And my face feels hot and Rin is all close to me but I can't help but look because well because she's a girl!!

Len? What are you—Len, what's gotten into you? What are you hiding? Nothing nothing I can figure it out if I sit here long enough!! But it's too late because she sees my blank papers labeled girl and boy and her face turns red and she mumbles oh and sits down next to me.

And I say s s s s s sorry Rin I I I I I I didn't mean t to b b ut and she laughs and her face isn't as red and she says okay do you need help? And then she leans near me and I kind of pull away because she's a girl and well she's a girl and that's enough reason right?

Len? What is so surprising? Don't you know all this already? No I don't know it Rin and and well well it's just weird, y you're a girl and I I'm a boy, and o on the internet well there I I ahh it's so weird! I thump my head on the table because banging my head makes me feel better.

Len stop banging your head! You are going to break something! Now look here, I am going to teach you everything, because you can't run from school just because you don't understand this. Len stop banging your head! Ugh, Len, I don't know what to do with you sometimes.

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Rin says that differences between girls and boys makes life interesting. I think it just makes life scary, and it's weird that babies don't come from storks because that's what the Doctor said when I asked him. But then again he lied to me about lot of things but I can understand why he lied for this one because well how real babies are made is really really weird I feel like yelling aaauuuughhhh it's so ahhhh! Rin says that happens when a man loves a woman and they get married and sleep in the same bed.

I keep staring at couples now when I walk to and from school. I hope they're not married and sleep in the same bed because they'll do that and and and that's scary!!

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I can't stop looking at Rin and Luka and Miku and Meiko and Neru because well well they're girls and I still can't stop thinking about the different parts!! Ted keeps laughing and saying buddy what's on your mind and I say I I I I I hope you never have to find out like I did and he laughs and says what but I don't tell him.

Rin says stop thinking about all that Len, think about something else, you'll feel better. But when I start thinking okay what else can I think of, I think what else can I think of instead of THIS and then I just want to smack myself because I'm too busy thinking to think of anything else!

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Neru came again today and said Lenlen everyone's calling you stupid port-boy, they say anyone that hangs out with you isn't cool, so I – and I interrupt her and say so so does that mean you'll stop coming?

And she says no of course not, I told all the people saying bad stuff about you to fuck off. What do you think, Lenlen?

I think I don't like that word. That's what I think.

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The Doctor says he's ready to make a new person, that it's a girl this time, and I was surprised he asked me is it okay with you to have her around for a while. And then I remembered the girl boy stuff and say ahhhh why did you remind me? Ahhh! And I start hitting my head on the wall because whenever I do that it makes me feel better.

And the Doctor says dammit Len, I swear you're going to damage your brain or cranial machinery, and I'm not fixing it for you! And then he pulls me by my shoulders away from the wall and shoves me out of the room. I shake my head and call back to the Doctor, I wish you didn't make people but I'm good, and then I walk away because I have stuff to do.

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Rin came to visit me today. She says that she just wanted to talk to someone. But I tell her why not talk to someone with human understanding because I will probably give you a dumb answer that won't help at all. And she laughs her tinkly laugh and says well you're my best friend Len, people go to their best friend when they feel unsure.

And then I tell Rin I think you're my best friend too, I can't think of anyone I like more. And she smiles and hugs me and quietly says I love you Len, really, and I hug her back and say Rin, you're definitely definitely my bestest friend ever, so if you're okay with dumb answers to questions I don't understand, then you can come and talk to me whenever you want.

And she laughs her tinkly laugh and says okay Len, it's a best friend's promise, that means you come visit me whenever you want to talk, okay?

And I tell her okay, it's a promise, forever and ever. But I left out the part about it not really being forever or even five years because I don't want her to cry, I don't like it when Rin cries.

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Banana keeps getting bigger. I think he's fat now, he doesn't fit on my head too well anymore these days. But he still purrs and he always takes a bite out of my bananas whenever I eat them.

I told him today, Banana, I think you're getting too big for my head. But then he reached a paw down and scratched my forehead. I don't think he's going to give up his favorite spot so soon.

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Meiko says that all of us as a group should join the talent show that's coming up. And Miku says ooh talent show? I've always wanted to be in a talent show! And Gakupo says I, my friends, am a one man act, I could win the whole thing by just standing on stage! And Luka says yeah right, that's ridiculous. And Gakupo says really? I don't think so. And Luka says well I think so.

And then Rin asks what should we do? And Kaito says yeah, I don't think I'm talented at anything. Ted says me neither. And then Meiko says what about you, Len? What do you think?

Well I think it'd be fun if we all did something together. So I say I think we should! And then everyone slumped in their seats except for Meiko and Gakupo. And then they all look at me funny, and I ask umm did I say something wrong?

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Here is our plan of action, we're going to do a musical – nooo why a musical? I don't think I can sing well, man! Shut up Ted, we're singing. I don't know if I'm good at singing either, oh well be quiet, everyone just SHUT UP! Okay we shut up Meiko, what now?

As I was saying, okay guys, we do a musical act of two lovers who go out to sea together but then their ship goes BOOM! And they're separated, but one escapes and gets to shore and finds their lover missing forever! Isn't that sad?

Meiko, I think you ripped off Titanic! No I didn't, I thought of that with my own mind. No you didn't, no you didn't. Yes I did! Nuh-uh. Uh-huh. No. Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes!

I think my head hurts. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything about us all doing something together.

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Okay guys, today I came up with a better story! Two lovers go to Las Vegas—not the lovers! Meiko, think of something else will you! Aww, but lovers are tragic. So they're lovers and they go to Vegas, and….

I stop listening to Meiko because Rin looks sad today. So while everyone is talking I say Rin are you okay? And she smiles a little and says ah, yeah, I'm okay. And I say okay but then I realize that that wasn't very Rin-like. So I say are you sure? Remember the promise?

And she says fine, you win, come on, I'll tell you, and so we get up from the table and walk around campus to the backside of the building. Rin says well, remember when Kaito and I were going out? And I say yeah, aren't you still?

And she looks at me and says well that's the thing, I broke up with him, but I feel bad about it. He didn't do anything wrong, I just wasn't happy…

But I say Rin, you're not happy now, either. Even though I don't understand what breaking up is, I guess it's like un-going out. Maybe like coming back in? You go out, you come back in…

Rin says true, but I know I wouldn't be happy if we went back. I wanted to give him a chance because I couldn't say no to him. He's Kaito, you know him Len, but he's just not the one for me.

I don't really get what Rin is talking about since I lack that human understanding stuff. So I don't say anything.

Kaito doesn't seem upset about it, maybe he knew all along. But this whole lover idea makes me feel kind of embarrassed, doesn't it Len?

Umm, maybe. I don't know. It makes me confused. And Rin laughs her tinkly laugh and says yes I suppose it does. And then she sighs and her eyes look dull again, I can tell when she's sad because her eyes get less bright and sparkly.

And then we just stand there behind the building for a while, until I say Rin, I don't really know what you're talking about, but I want to make you happy, I thought of something that might make you happier.

And she looks at me and smiles and says, What Len?

So I lean forward and kiss her too, just like she did for me. And maybe for once I did understand something human, because afterward she smiled and hugged me and said you're right, that does make me feel better, thank you Len.

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Okay, now we need to pick parts! Meiko, are we still really seriously doing that? Of course! Who wants to be the lead part? No one answers. Meiko gets mad and stands up and says you guys want it but now you don't? I say maybe we should try playing rock paper scissors and whoever wins gets the part. And Miku says I say whoever loses gets the part. And Ted says deal!

So Meiko says okay then, we'll compete in twos, loser keeps going! Girls go against girls and guys go against guys because we need a lead girl and a lead guy. So we all go and I go against Gakupo and I lose. I don't know too much about rock paper scissors, I only played with Ted once. Meiko and Luka battled and Meiko lost so she won. Then me and Kaito battled and I lost again so I won.

Then Miku and Meiko went against each other and they got the same one, and then they got the same one again, and Rin says jeez just skip them. But then Ted says if we skip them then you're the only one left. So Rin says o-oh! I don't want to be it, but Meiko and Miku had these faces that glared and then they said okay Rin's it.

And then me and Ted went and I actually beat Ted and I was glad that I wasn't the main role! I don't think I could remember my lines, and I don't know if little robot boys like me can sing. Ted says aww dangit and then Rin says why us you want it so much Meiko you do the main girl. And Meiko laughs and says hey hey now Rinny, I never said I wanted the main part! I just said we wanted to do this.

And Rin slapped her palm to her face and I laughed because her expression was just so funny looking that I had to. And she asked me why I'm laughing and I say oh nothing, nothing.

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Today's Friday so do you know what that means? The Talent show is in two weeks. I made scripts last night, here you go Rinny, Teddy bear, Luka, Miks, Lenny, Gak Gack Gacky, Kaikai, me. Miku says why is Luka the only one without a nickname and Meiko says just because.

Then Meiko says okay I also made tapes for the melodies of the songs because they're new songs I wrote them, don't diss them. And she gives everyone cds. I don't know if I'll be able to sing or not. I hope so.

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Rin came over to my house today so that we could practice together and she says Len why did you support all this in the first place? And I say well I thought it'd be fun to do this all together since well we won't all be together any more after I'm gone. And Rin makes a pouty face and I know that she doesn't like me reminding her either.

She sighs and says well we better start, so we put the cd into my computer and the melody starts playing. Then Rin starts trying to sing words and she says come on Len, you sing too. But I can't help but notice that Rin has a really really nice singing voice, it sounds like flower pollen floating in the wind.

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Rin came back today and we practiced more. She says why don't we try recording ourselves? And I say umm Rin I don't want to record myself I think I sound really weird already. And Rin says not really, I think we sound good together. And I say, as long as your voice is louder than mine we sound good together. And she laughs and says, I don't think so, but okay. Come on, let's sing it again. And I ask do we have to? Because I don't really like singing because I sound bad. And Rin says no you don't it's just you thinking that. We just went in a circle, Len, just sing okay?

And I sigh and say okay. And so me and Rin sing.

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Hey, how many of you practiced? A few of us mumble oh um I did including me and Rin. And I say I sing bad. And Meiko laughs and says I bet we all think we sound bad, but I think that we'll do good. And then Ted says uhhh I really don't think I'm made for singing, someone else should do the lead spot?

And Gakupo says I would absolutely love to lead! But everybody says no. And then it goes quiet so I say, um, can I not sing? I sound really really ugly and bad and I think that—nonsense Lenny, I'm sure you sound great!

I don't think I sound great.

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Umm, don't you think we all should practice this together? That's what Luka says. I agree, I don't know if I'll even remember the lines I have and I'm not even an important character. Meiko says good idea, okay guys let's all come to my house after school and practice!

I bet Meiko's house is scary.

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I was right, Meiko's mom was so enthusiastic it was scary. I remember her running over to me and saying aww you look younger than all the others how cute! And she hugged my head I was like umm excuse me Miss Sakine but I can't breathe!! And she says oh sorry and lets me go and then goes to hug Kaito exclaiming awww you're so absentminded!! And Kaito says huh?

Meiko's house is huge. I think she's rich. She had this big big bigbig room her mom called a foyer she said you guys can practice in this foyer! It's good for singing because it echoes. And then we practice and as soon as Ted starts singing I think I want to pull my ears out!!

Meiko says dear god Ted have you ever sung before? And he says uhh haha I think I'm better off not singing. And Meiko says you're right. Okay who wants to be new man lead? And Gakupo says I most certainly do! But Meiko says no way, and looks at me and Kaito. Kaito is staring at the chandelier saying it looks like stacked ice cream cake! So Meiko says okay Len you're the only guy left. And I say I don't want the lead role Meiko, I'm going to mess up because I can't even remember my lines right now! And she says don't worry you'll be fine and pushes me into Ted's spot and Ted smiles and winks at me and I say what and he says oh nothing. I'm just glad I don't have the lead anymore! Haha!

I felt mad at Ted because that was mean I bet he sang bad on purpose. So then Meiko says okay Len sing Ted's part now, I sing bad on purpose so I don't have to do it. But Rin says Len stop singing bad on purpose! Oopsie. I forgot Rin knows how I sing normal. And Gakupo says how can we possibly have a lead male who sings badly on purpose? Why, I should be the lead male. I am perhaps most manly of us all.

And Luka says no way Gakupo, you're the one with long purple hair and still tries to call yourself a man. Then Gakupo was quiet because he looked like he got stabbed with something big and pointy.

Meiko says okay Len, trade scripts with Ted, because I don't think Kaito will remember anything. And then we all look at Kaito and he looks down from the chandelier and says wait what?

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U-umm, my dear honey, please be mine! Oh George, I will be yours! Oh no oh no big earthquake! Len, say it with more emotion! And don't say oh no big earthquake while just standing there, look like you're in the middle of an earthquake! And I ask how do you do that and she says just do it! And Rin, scream like the building is about to fall on you because it is!

I look at Rin and she looks at me and we sigh, and then Meiko says go! And then I say my dear honey, please be mine! Rin says oh George, I will be yours! And then I start bouncing up and down and say oh no oh no a big earthquake!! And then I stop and say Meiko was that better?

She sighs and slaps to her hand to her face. I think that means no.

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Guys, it's Friday and the Talent show is in exactly one week! What do we do? And Miku says um practice more? And I say but we keep on practicing, why can't we just stop? But Meiko says no no nono noooo we can't do that! We must fight until the end!

I don't want to fight. And I don't want to sing, either.

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More emotion, Len, Rin, come on! Sound like you're burning up with passion! But Meiko I'm not burning up, am I? I hope not, I don't want to melt on your floor, I—forget it Len, just do it again!

Oh no, dear Mel, my Melissa dear, why did that brick fall to your head! No Len no, stop it, you don't sound sad at all! I don't think it's even possible for you to sound sad! Okay I have an idea, how about George gets hit with the brick and dies and Melissa is sad instead. Well I look at Rin because I don't want to pretend to die because when I die for real that's enough dying for one life time.

Miku says just do it Len, come on, it means less lines for you to memorize! And then I immediately lay down and pretend to be dead. The less lines the better!

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I noticed today that Meiko stops giving us nicknames when she's mad. Len, seriously, dead people don't laugh! That's what she says. But Rin had to lean over me and say oh George my dear George why did that brick land on your head! And it just makes me want to giggle because no one can die from a brick to the head. I think.

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Okay it's Monday guys, the rehearsal is on Wednesday. We have two days. And Gakupo says I don't think we can make it into the show with a corpse that laughs! Well I can't help but laugh because it's funny. And Meiko says Lenny it's not funny when you're dead, when you're dead you're gone forever and dead people don't laugh anymore! Gosh, I think we need to cut your laughing cords because you laugh too much.

I was quiet after that. Meiko is right, dead people don't laugh. Because, because they're gone forever and they'll never ever get up and laugh and play games and do plays ever again.

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Oh woe is meeeeee, the hotel has fallen on my loverrrrrr, and now I'm all aloooooooo--- Rin stop! Len, stop interrupting Rin's singing with your laughing! I'm sorry I'm sorry but no one sings that after their lover gets hit with a brick! Then Kaito says you know I think this is more of a comedy than a tragic play. And then Miku says yeah Meiko, your script sucks.

And Meiko says well too late we're rehearsing for the show tomorrow, so Len die on your stomach this time so you can cover your mouth. I don't know why I keep laughing, it's just so funny. I don't know why it's funny though since I'm dying I guess. But it's really really funny anyway, this play is the weirdest thing ever. I think it's weird that the one that's dying is being the dead one, I don't know why it's funny but it is!

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Haha! Well I do have to say that was quite a show. I don't think I've ever seen a play quite like yours, it's… interesting, to say the least. Sure, join the show, we'd love an act like that.

Meiko says thank you, thank you so much! Do you have any helpful comments? And the guy says, well, besides the whole a whole hotel in Las Vegas collapsed and someone died from a single brick instead of a chunk of building… maybe cut the laughing corpse?

And Meiko glares at me, and I cover my mouth. No more laughing any more, I promise I promise!

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Tomorrow's the real thing, ready guys? No, no, no no no no no that's what everyone says. But then I say well if we're never ready then it's never over. And then everyone blinks and says oh yes yes yes we're definitely ready.

And so Meiko says okay we're running through this whole thing one more final time before the real thing, ready guys? And we all nod and get in our places and I start by walking out into the middle of Meiko's foyer saying oh my, this hotel is great for just you and me, Melissa dear. And then Rin runs up behind me and says oh yes, I think we should hit the drinks first! And I say what kind, wine whiskey or beer? And Rin says, only the strongest, George dear, for we must have lots of fun!

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I don't know what to do except smile because everyone in the crowd is cheering and clapping at us. I didn't laugh this time! I'm proud of myself. And I remembered all my lines and only stuttered once, I'm proud of myself for that too. But I'm not proud of my singing because I still think I sound ugly.

I think we did a really good job, Luka says. I can't believe we actually did it. She takes off her bunny ears because she was the singing bunny suit girl in our Las Vegas hotel. And Miku says yeah I know, I can't believe we did that. And Meiko laughs and says really good job, Luka? We did awesome!! High five everyone! And then we all go in a circle and kind of fumble our hands together because there's too many of us to do a high five.

And then Meiko says Rinny, you sounded so torn with passion and despair! You did fabulous! And Rin smiles and says well I tried. But her smile looked different somehow. I think she imagined me dying. I hope she didn't, that's just too much I think.

We hear them announce we have our three finalists, we are judging by the audience's cheers! Then we will state what our very own judges thought of the act. Will Sarah's Juggling Squad, Yuki's Tapdance Team, and Meiko's Awesome Troupe come out on stage? And we all look surprised and Miku says, you named our act Meiko's Awesome Troupe? Meiko, what kind of name is that?

And Meiko says oh, come now Miks, we are awesome aren't we? And then she ducks under the curtain and goes out. I don't know why on earth they called us out. I liked all the other acts more than ours.

Who votes for Sarah's Juggling Squad? The whole theater screams and I almost cover my ears because it's too loud. Who votes for Yuki's Tapdance Team, let's hear it! Louder screaming and clapping, I shut my eyes because it's too loud. Last but not least, who votes for Meiko's Awesome Troupe? And oh my gosh this time I did cover my ears. I think maybe the crowd had it all wrong and was voting for the worst act of the show.

Well we have a clear cut winner, what do our judges have to say about the act? And then a lady voice comes on and says it was very interesting! It was very spontaneous, very comical and yet horribly tragic. All of you have great voices, I think you should start a band or something. Then a boy voice comes on and says I agree, you guys have great voices, but I have to say the most touching part was after the male lead died. And then another girl voice comes on and says I loved the whole thing, I loved all of it! And then the audience starts cheering and clapping, and I lean over and ask Rin I wonder why they liked us so much. And then she kisses my cheek quickly and says it's because Meiko put awesome in our group name. I laugh because that seems like the most likely reason ever ever ever.

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I wish now that I had used other fanmade Vocaloids, but I guess that would have screwed up the storyline :C

This one was really fun to write. I remember. Lol.

The end of this chapter is so predictable and overused though –KILLED-