A/N: Thank you Kira-san for your question! I put it there already, see below! Thank you for your input!

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Sai panics. Sakura screams. Naruto grabs a fistful of his own hair and pulls.

We are all familiar of the shock one gets everytime the TV suddenly turns off. It was that feeling, only stronger, due to the fact that it turned off right at the part where Sasuke was talking about his "feelings." Their brains were already programmed to dump whatever memory it previously had to make way for this new information. Their bodies were ready to momentarily cease all function because what can be expected is a literally breath-taking and heart-stopping answer.

"What happened?" Sai asks no one in particular as he looked around. Electricity was still turned on and no one was around so it means that the TV was broken.

"STUPID TV!" Naruto was throwing a tantrum. Stupid TV breaking down at the most important part -Sasuke was about to talk about his feelings! Those things everyone knew to be extinct. "DON'T DIE ON ME!"

"We have to fix it quick!" Sakura wastes no time to try to make it work again. What was the healing jutsu for TVs again? Oh right. There was none. In all honesty, she was just itching to talk about Kakashi and Sasuke but right now her rambling isn't important. She must watch this videotape even if it kills her!

Their efforts paid off and the TV was back to life in no time. Sakura even hugged Sai in her joy and Sai hugged her back – though hesitating at first. They were rewinding the videotape to Sasuke's part when Sakura noticed something missing. "Where the heck did Naruto run off to?!" Sakura whisper yelled.

"Oooo… Is it back?" Naruto came dashing inside with a huge bowl of popcorn in hand. Where he got it is a mystery but Sakura didn't bother asking. She can bully Naruto some other time. They had no more to waste while the videotape was running.

"I'm not sure when it started…" It played on the part where Sasuke was explaining when he realized his feelings for Kakashi. "But I can say that this feeling that I have now…"he paused in contemplation. "Kakashi is the only one who can make me feel it." Sasuke smiles, albeit a little only.

"NARUTO!" Sakura uses the Heimlich manoeuvre at the yellow-head because of the popcorn lodged in his throat. Sasuke's feelings… Why. Can't. Breathe.

"When would you say was the official start of your relationship?" The interviewer asked. The cameraman made sure to focus only on Kakashi and Sasuke even when the lady doctor spoke. That way, they could clearly see Kakashi and Sasuke's reaction to every question.

"I confessed and Sasuke accepted me in the same day. Does that make it official?" Kakashi asked. He didn't wait for an answer but instead continued. "That happened after the day I tried to kill him for attacking Sakura. I went to see him secretly on my own." Kakashi's voice lost their confidence. The memory of trying to kill Sasuke must hurt. "I think we also had sex that day. Our first, actually." But then it rose up again. "That should make it official, doesn't it?"

For the first time since they started watching the video, the three of them found themselves looking at each other. They felt so embarrassed for themselves, for Kakashi, and for Sasuke too. Those were VERY PERSONAL information. The most embarrassing part of it was they were watching this together. Everyone was enjoying it – which they weren't even really supposed to.

"Wasn't it four times that night?" Sasuke tilted his head slightly to look at Kakashi.

"I was talking about the instance, baby, not the frequency." Kakashi gave him an amused chuckle. "But yes, you're right. Four times."

Sakura's mind was going on overdrive ever since her name was mentioned. Sai, being so emotionally and socially challenged himself, was going into shock. Naruto was kinda slow on the uptake but you have to give him credit because a nuclear bomb was just dropped in his head. "F-f-f-four times?" he stuttered. "B-b-baby?"

"Should this be during their individual interview?" They heard an assistant ask but then the lady doctor still proceeded with the question. "How would you describe the first time you had sex with each other?" The camera leaned somewhat to the right. "Sasuke?"

"You want to know how we did it?" Sasuke glared at her. He didn't sound offended by her question. More like, challenged.

"No need to go on the physical details...yet." The lady doctor cleared her throat. "How do you feel about the first time?" She rephrased her question.

At that Sasuke did blush terribly - seems like a memory was making him hot all of a sudden. Sasuke just shrugged it off. "I had just told him that I love him and then he advanced on me all of a sudden; I was overpowered." Sasuke didn't have trouble recalling.

"Sasuke baby, you were a virgin then…" Kakashi interrupted. He wanted to clear something up. "I was being gentle to you hn? Don't you remember?" He was giving Sasuke little nods to make him recall. Looks like Kakashi didn't want to come out as a ravaging, sex-hungry dog as what Sasuke was implying.

"You won't let me finish." Sasuke hushed him. "He was very fiery at the start and I can understand that." Sasuke giggled a little. "But when we both got naked on the bed, he was very gentle with me. I can tell he was experienced and I was jealous of the people he's been with in the past." Sasuke glared at the camera, jealous eyes casting spells on imaginary people. "But I forgave them for that because Kakashi's become such a sex god and-"

"Ahem." Kakashi faked a cough. "Your feelings, Sasuke."

"WAIT JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE!" Naruto shouted and jumped for the video player. "Can we rewind that?" He pushed the button amidst the protest. Did Sasuke giggle? What the hell was that? Sakura started strangling Naruto to stop him from repeating that part. Watching it ten times in a row was enough. They have to move on now.

"Oh. My feelings, yes." Sasuke looked at Kakashi and read his face. "It made me feel complete. Kakashi made it so special." Sasuke kept his eyes on Kakashi. "I never thought I could feel like that. I said to myself that this was love." Sasuke bit his lip again for what he was about to say. "Before I went to sleep that night, I cried because I was so happy."

It was information overload at this point but one thing was running through their minds at the same time.

OH.

NO.

HE.

DIDN'T.

Before the facts could register in their heads, there was a knock on the door.

TBC

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A/N: Am not sure if this is enjoyable for you dear readers. Is it bad because they're OOC? Please let me know if it's okay. Otherwise, I can't decide if I should continue *sigh*