Although his mouth was full, Naruto's jaw clenches as the scream caused painful stinging in his teeth. Sai manages to put his hands over his ears to try to block out the loud screeching before his eardrums rip apart. The sound even hurt the eyes - both men were closing one eye and using the other to squint at the source of the outrage.
Sakura was pointing at the screen with a shaky finger. "G-g-g-gho-ghost!" she pointed at the blush in Sasuke's cheeks.
"She snapped." Sai looked at Sakura's traumatized gaze. Maybe she couldn't handle everything. It was no secret that Sakura had a crush on Sasuke. Seeing Sasuke with another man, their jounin sensei on top of that, might have broken her heart and caused brain damage. In ROOT, they called this phenomenon being mind-fucked.
Naruto's pointing finger was making circular motions near his ear. "Ohhh, she's gone craz- wait a minute," Naruto was about to agree but his vision suddenly focused on the reflection on the screen. Both he and Sai were squinting at the TV again. "What's that?" There was an outline of a white face reflected in the glass.
Is that a…ghost?
All the little hairs in their body stood up as demonic laughter was erupting from behind the three of them. Naruto, Sakura and Sai's heads creaked as they looked behind, their head back-lagging.
"Hi guys." An ANBU member was standing in the back, hidden in the dark so that his white mask stood out. "Is everything here alright? We detected a large surge of chak-"
"KONO YAROOO~!" Sakura speeds through the room and lands a punch straight through the mask, breaking it into pieces, as well as shuffling the features on the victim's face. "You SCARED me!" she stepped on his chest, fists still shaking, smoke coming out of her eyes.
"Sa~ ku~ ra~, take it easy will ya?" Naruto hurries over to the victim's side. That face surely swelled up fast but that's Kiba alright.
Sai was poking Kiba's face, trying to see if he was still alive. "He's unconscious." That punch soloed him. They might have to wait for a while before he comes around.
The three stood there for a good five seconds before getting back to the video. Well there isn't anything that they could do now so better get back to their previous engagement.
They return to the part where Sasuke's face turned beet red. Since Kakashi was close to him, Sasuke lifted a hand and jabbed him hard at the side. "You pervert." Despite the mask, they could see Kakashi's smug face. He had a big smile and looked like he was licking his lips.
"Go ahead, Sasuke." Kakashi egged the boy to speak. "I want to hear this too." He chuckled.
They could hear Sasuke's patience snapping in half at that remark. He had an Oh is this how you want to do it huh? look. "Well I guess I should answer the question then." Sasuke tells-off Kakashi once again.
"The dishonest answer would be Kakashi's a good guy. If we're talking about qualities, I guess he's a loyal boyfriend; nothing could beat the loyalty of a dog ne? And as for behaviour, he's a perfect gentleman." Sasuke says with all seriousness.
"Did you just say dishonest?" The lady doctor repeated.
"The HONEST answer," Sasuke was careful of his emphasis. "Is that he has a magical nine inch d-"
"Whoa!" Kakashi covered Sasuke's mouth. "Watch what you're saying babe."
"What?" Sasuke replied back with an attitude. "You said to be honest right?"
"That's being TOO honest." Kakashi laughed nervously. He was flushed and avoiding eye contact from the ladies in the room. Embarrassment level: one hundred percent.
"You know how everyone thinks he has low stamina?" Sasuke ignored Kakashi and just kept talking. "I don't where they got that idea because we could freakin' go at it nonstop all day." Sasuke said it as-a-matter-of-factly. "You know why Kakashi stopped sending stuff in the kamui dimension? It's not because he's being nice." Sasuke didn't let it end there. "We did it there so many times that the air's gone musky. The cubes are covered in all sorts of fluids. He keeps the toys in there too."
By this time, Kakashi had his elbows on his knees and his hands covering his face. They could see him getting smaller and smaller. Embarrassment level: two hundred percent.
"Oh my gahd it's true!" Sakura too had two hands covering her mouth. Their sensei wasn't enjoying the humiliation but he wasn't denying anything either. That means…nine inches? Isn't that a little too much?
"That explains it." Sai nods in understanding. This is very useful information on Kakashi's stamina and the kamui dimension. Very, very insightful. He might recommend adding this on the ANBU book profiles.
"I still don't get why Shikamaru didn't want to watch this." Naruto scoops a handful of popcorn. He looks back and sees Kiba still unconscious. "Tsk tsk. They're missing a lot."
"Next question, please." The lady doctor wasn't speaking for a long while so Sasuke had to ask. It was safe to assume that the assistants were shocked at the revelations too. However, it's expected that Sasuke won't look just a little bit remorseful for doing that to Kakashi.
"T-thank you for that, Sasuke." The lady doctor finally spoke. Seeing how that happened, she decided that this was the proper question. "Can you describe the relationship in terms of dominance?"
"Of course, that's easy." Sasuke answers back. "I'M the master." He says it like a true, pure-blooded Uchiha. "Kakashi's my pet, sometimes my slave."
"Sasuke's a bitch." Naruto muttered to himself. That's the Sasuke he knows. Ever since he met Sasuke, the guy has been all about getting stronger. He has a superiority complex and will do anything to prove it. "Poor Kakashi-sensei."
"You've seen how leader-like he is on the outside but like a good dog, he follows his master." Sasuke was the smug one now. He looks like he's finally enjoying this. "I trained him that way and I can have him eating at the palm of my hands. He just wants to please his master and get a treat."
Sakura's inner self was watching a very interesting movie starring dominant Sasuke. He was the type of character that was very aggressive even if he was on the receiving end. His lines were HARDER! FASTER! DEEPER! He owned a pet with a spiked collar on his neck and had chains for his leash. There was a preview on the sequel. Dominant Sasuke was holding a whip.
"Um…" Sai handed his handkerchief to Sakura. "Your nose is bleeding."
"Do you agree, Kakashi?" The lady doctor asked.
The camera turned slightly to Kakashi. He looked like he resigned to his fate already. He only had one hand on his face and was trying to compose himself. After a few deep breaths and a bottle of water, he looked at the camera and addressed the question with outmost professionalism.
"I have to disagree." Kakashi frowned. "I didn't want to say this but I make Sasuke think that he has control when in fact, I am the one letting him do what he wants." Kakashi looks at Sasuke with a sorry face. "He's happy when he thinks he's in control and I just want him to be happy."
If Sasuke was angry earlier, he was bloodthirsty now.
"THIS is what I'm talking about!" The popcorn spews out of Naruto's mouth. "Finally, some ACTION!"
Sasuke was about to say something but a window shattered and something from the outside came flying in.
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A/N: Thank you for reading and please review!