Shattered glass fly towards the room as a big, white, mountain dog came bursting in. Shards were sprinkled everywhere after a quick body shake to get the itchy fragments off.
"Hnn, hnn, hnn." Akamaru whines at the sight of Kiba's mangled body. The dog uses his snout to nudge his best friend awake but Kiba was knocked out for good.
"Na? What was he here for again?" Naruto scratched his cheeks. Kiba was saying something like detecting large amounts of chakra before Sakura took his lights out.
"He must have been on patrol." Sai answered him. Sakura and Naruto weren't exactly discreet when they fought earlier. It was standard procedure to investigate incidents like these. "Please report that Naruto and Sakura were only playing around." He tells Akamaru. "…again."
A disappointed Akamaru growls at Naruto.
"Don't look at me!" Naruto barked back. "SHE did it!"
"Sorry, Akamaru." Sakura gives the dog an apologetic frown after Akamaru growls at her. "I'll do something." The medic-nin kneeled down beside Kiba and tried to reduce the swelling.
His face was back to normal but Kiba was still unconscious. Sakura, Naruto and Sai collectively gasped when Akamaru opened his mouth and picked up Kiba with his mouth. The dog's teeth aren't exactly dull so it looked like it hurt.
Akamaru gives Sakura another dismayed glare before jumping out the window with his partner. Sakura in turn passes the dismayed look to Naruto. "YOU!" She yelled. "This is all YOUR FAULT!"
"Wha-"
"I WANT A HUNDRED KAGE BUSHINS NOW!" Sakura puts a hand on her waist and another in Naruto's collar. "I WANT TEN ON EACH FLOOR. TEN ON THE ROOF. TEN OUTSIDE. AND SOMEONE SHOULD FIX THIS WINDOW AND THAT HOLE!" Sakura pointed to the mess they made earlier. "THE REST CAN JUST MAKE SURE THE OTHER NARUTOS BEHAVE!"
"C-c-can I have one make me some more popcorn?" Despite being scared of Sakura's strong punch, genius Naruto strikes again.
"I DON'T CARE!" Sakura lets Naruto go and throws him to the floor. "NO MORE INTERRUPTIONS!" She is going to finish watching this video! If Shikamaru, Kiba, or anyone, dared to disturb one more time – it will not be pretty.
A hundred loud Narutos materialized with a poof. Naruto gave them Sakura's instructions and they noisily piled out the room. After Naruto got a popcorn refill, they went back to the video.
Kakashi's eyes were frowning at Sasuke, feeling sorry for throwing him under the bus. Any other person would have considered his apology, but not Uchiha Sasuke.
"DID YOU SEE THAT?" Naruto shouted and jumped in excitement. "Sasuke just used Tsukuyomi!" Naruto had an outraged, yet satisfied, look in his face. "Damn that fast Uchiha, I almost missed it. Kakashi-sensei couldn't even counter it."
Their sensei in the video seemed to have gone limp and fell forward from his seat. Before his face hit the floor, Kakashi managed to catch himself.
"Kakashi, are you alright?" The lady doctor asked. They didn't know it was Tsukuyomi but they did notice that something happened. "Did Sasuke do somethin-"
"No…" Kakashi cut her off as he sat up. It wouldn't help their cause if the doctors knew Sasuke had attacked him. Even for sensors, it was hard to keep up with Sasuke's sharingan. Kakashi didn't know if he should be thankful for that. "I'm fine. Let's continue."
"Ooooo…" Naruto cringed when he saw Sasuke's terrified face. "That's Kakashi-sensei for you." The elite jounin wasn't backing down so easily after three weeks of psychological torture inside Sasuke's genjutsu.
"Ka. Ka. Shi." Sasuke was breathing heavily through his nose. Sasuke can't believe his warnings had backfired on him. "You wouldn't-"
"Like I said," Kakashi interrupted. "Sasuke may have control over the small things, but I make the big decisions." He pauses in contemplation. "Thinking about it, I think I may have control over the small things too."
SHOTS FIRED.
"For example, we're lost and at a junction. If I want to turn left, I'll tell Sasuke to go right." Kakashi explained. "Being the competitive person he is, he won't listen to me and he'll turn left all by himself. When we get to where I want to go, I'll admit I was wrong, and praise him. So in the end I get what I want and I make him happy too."
SEEKING TARGET.
"Besides, I don't see how begging makes you more dominant."
LOCKED ON.
"Especially in bed."
DESTROYED.
"Is Sasuke going to cry?" Saruka worries because of the utter shock in Sasuke's face. She could tell from the disbelief in his eyes - memories of those times have surfaced.
"Excuse me?!" Sasuke looked as if he was insulted. "When have I ever begged, Kakashi? If I recall, you were always the one to advance on me and initiate."
"Well, excuse me." Kakashi openly dismissed Sasuke's remark. "I'm not the one accidentally forgetting to lock the bathroom door when I'm all covered in oil. Nor the one accidentally dropping things under bed so that I can bend down in my briefs. Nor the one accidentally getting drunk and ending up naked in the couch." Kakashi crossed his arms. "That's how subtle you are Sasuke; I can see past all your seduction techniques. You're too proud to say it but I know when you want those magical nine inches."
Naruto, Sakura and Sai can't help mirror the look of betrayal in Sasuke's face. The proud Uchiha was lost for words.
"When have you begged, you ask?" Kakashi raises an eyebrow. "How about everytime I deny your body what it wants? You can't remember saying Oh please Kakashi, I want it! I want you to put it on me so bad, just give it to me anyway you like, PLEASE!"
"Pfft." Naruto wheezes a laugh when Kakashi impersonated Sasuke's voice. Even the emotionally challenged Sai had his hands on his stomach because it hurt from laughing too hard. Who knew the Copy-Nin can mimic those too?
"Well, maybe you can't because your mind was clouded with thoughts of me pleasuring you." Kakashi was still ignoring Sasuke's reactions. "But you can't deny that putting a pink ribbon on and chaining yourself down the bed is a tad bit submissive."
It was the first time in the history of Konoha that Sakura's inner self had become the outer self. Sakura was squealing like a mindless fangirl now, slapping the boys' arms so hard they ended up with faces on the floor. Naruto and Sai might write it off, but nothing escapes Sakura. Once covered in oil, bending in briefs, naked on couch, pink ribbons and chains to the bed were mentioned, it was game over.
"Fuck you Kakashi! I trusted you!" Sasuke's rage was still there but there was a hint of hurt in his voice. "That was only one time and you told me THAT was your fantasy?!" Sasuke was close to yelling now. "Is it my fault you're sadistic?"
"BOOM!" Naruto recovers from Sakura's hits with a loud exclamation. "Sasuke – 1. Kakashi – 0!"
"Look who's talking." Kakashi answers back. "If you weren't such a masochist, why would you need four shadow clones of me all at the same time?"
"I take that as two points for Kakashi?" Sai inquisitively asks Naruto. The yellow head agrees.
"What if I said that one of you is not enough to please me?" Sasuke leans over Kakashi and stares at his eyes in challenge. It looked like they've become oblivious to the fact that lady doctors were there and cameras were rolling. "You sound so sure of your skills but it takes more than that to truly satisfy an Uchiha."
"That's a baseless claim, Sasuke." Kakashi also leans forward, bracing his hand on the couch while he looks at the dish in front of him, devouring Sasuke with his eyes. "Why don't we find out the truth here and now?"
When Naruto asked for it, he clearly wasn't referring to this.
"Finally," It was Sakura's turn to say it, "some ACTION!"
All of a sudden, an earthquake in the form of a hundred pairs of feet shook the floor. "Hey guys!" Naruto, or rather his shadow clone, came busting in from the door with a look of urgency in his face. "The cryptanalysts -" he said in panic.
"THEY'RE BACK!"
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A/N: Thank you for reading! Please comment... criticize... anything...!