John was glad that Vriska had called for a break. He honestly had wanted to relax and take a nap if he was able to. He exhaled and cracked his neck, planning to find an area to sleep on the ship.

He walked around to the back of the ship, not knowing where the cabin rooms were. When he turned a corner however, he was met with a sight he wasn't prepared for.

The cat troll and the fish troll were embracing each other, lips pressed together in soft passion. John didn't know her names, but he wasn't focusing on that at the present moment. He was focused on trying to turn around and walk back towards the front of the ship, but he was frozen still, watching them make out. He had never even seen them before arriving on the ship, but he couldn't help what he found very interesting.

Oh my god they're just going at it.

They hadn't seemed to notice John just yet, acting like a horny teenager watching lesbians make out. He was unsure if they would care or if they would hurt him.

Suddenly they stopped and turned to face him, smiling. John felt a little uneasy at their expressions.

"Hey Nepeta," said the fish troll. "There's that human!"

"He looks purretty flustered," said the cat troll. "Purrhaps he wants to play with us?"

"Uh," said John. "Play with you guys...?"

"Join us, silly!" said Feferi. "I bet we could make this a lot more fun if we had a bulge to work with!"

"Oh... oh man," said John. "This is not a good idea at all. I don't even know your names-"

"Feferi Peixes," said the fish troll.

"Nepeta Leijon," said the other troll. "You're John. We heard Vriska say your name."

"Also, I don't know troll anatomy and..."

"Aw come on! It's purretty much the same!" said Nepeta. "You shouldn't be nervous just beclaws we're here..."

And with that, Nepeta walked over and grabbed John's arm, guiding him to the wall where she was kissing Feferi moments before. John was stunned, not exactly knowing what to expect, but not exactly complaining either.

Nepeta pushed John over to Feferi, who immediately wrapped her arms around him to hold him still. This made John extremely nervous. He had never been in such close contact to even one of these trolls, and now here was this completely strange one trapping him in a bear hug. He felt her nuzzle her face into his neck, making him blush immensely if he wasn't doing so before.

"Aww you're so cute," said Feferi. "Just relax and let us take care of you..."

She kissed John's neck softly, making him exhale with sudden surprise. He allowed himself to ease into the fish troll, who was surprisingly and pleasantly warm. He noticed Nepeta walk over to him again, placing her hands on his shoulders and kissing his cheek gently. They were both so very warm, and it felt more than wonderful for John, who shuddered at their touch.

"This is our furst time playing with a human, so furgive us if we come off as a bit forward," whispered Nepeta. "Hopefully no one else will interrupt."

She kissed John softly on the lips, drawing a moan from him as he kissed back. He had no clear and explicit idea of how troll romance functioned, but he was certainly glad that they shared at least some of the same technique.

Nepeta broke the kiss and moved her hand down to John's pants, feeling his erection through them.

"Heehee! Well there's no need to make this last longer than it has to. Otherwise we'll be caught! Let's get right to the good stuff. It looks like you're ready!"

"How are we doing this...?" asked John, finding his voice.

"Like this," said Nepeta. She unzipped his pants and brought them down, as well as his boxers, exposing him. John blushed and chuckled in embarrassment.

"Aren't you two gonna get naked too?"

Nepeta nodded and stepped back a little bit from John, stripping out of the pirate garb that she had dressed up in. Feferi let go of John long enough for her to do the same. They had found that although they were dead, they could still enjoy simple carnal pleasures, and they had longed for their bodies to be together again.

Feferi kneeled on the ground in front of John, next to Nepeta. They had wordlessly already begun to tend to John, who was speechless.

Nepeta took his cock in her hand, stroking him slowly as she licked his tip. She worked her hand up and down on his length, feeling him grow even harder, and pulsate with pleasure. John exhaled at her fingerwork, already enjoying himself. Nepeta sucked on his head, continuing to move her hand to stroke him.

"Oh, that looks like fun..." said Feferi. "Let me try!"

"Not yet," said Nepeta. "Let me enjoy him a little more."

Nepeta slid her mouth over John's cock, taking in more of him inside. This drew an audible moan from John, who raked his fingers over Nepeta's hair, making her close her eyes as she sucked him.

Feferi was getting impatient, and began to fondle John's balls and stroke what part of him Nepeta wasn't sucking. Feeling both of the trolls treat him was making John moan again with almost each of their actions. He really hoped he wouldn't finish too soon. He really wanted to enjoy this for as long as he could.

Nepeta swirled her tongue around the head of his cock, blushing and smiling from hearing his moans, delighted that she was giving a human pleasure. She thought he looked really cute from this angle, and brought her head back down again to stimulate him.

"It's my turn!" said Feferi. "Come on, Nepeta!"

Nepeta reluctantly slid John's cock out of her mouth, nodding. "Fine..."

Feferi gleefully took Nepeta's place, sucking John immediately. She moved her tongue faster than Nepeta, and brought her head down to take in more of his girth. John moaned again and held onto her head this time, and Feferi was too elated to move it.

Nepeta smiled at the amount of fun Feferi was having, and began to fondle John's balls the same way that Feferi was before. John was in heaven, his head spinning from the amount of pleasure they were giving him. There was no way this was going to last very long.

"Uh, g-girls," he moaned. "I think I'm close..."

Feferi began to bob her head quickly on John's cock, eager to swallow all of his cum. Nepeta hissed.

"Noooo! I want to taste it too!" she whined, trying to move Feferi out of the way.

"F-Fuck!" cursed John, sliding out of Feferi's mouth and stroking his cock quickly in front of their faces. "Oh fuuuuck!"

He moaned loudly as he reached orgasm, shooting his cum all over Feferi's face, and splashing his cum all over Nepeta's face as well. Feferi was caught off guard with its volume, and Nepeta began to happily lap it all up. John's eyes rolled into the back of his head as he continued to stroke his cock, watching as he spurted his cum all over both girls.

His knees wobbled slightly as his orgasm ended, and he exhaled. "Holy shit."

Nepeta and Feferi exchanged glances, their faces and hair covered in John's cum, and they began to giggle as they picked up whatever amount they could and proceeded to swallow it down, rub it on their skin or play with it. John watched, awestruck, as they began to make out with each other, still slightly covered, sharing his taste.

"Well uh..." he began. "This was amazing and all, but we should probably get back before someone catches us..." said John. He began to reach for his pants when Nepeta broke her kiss with Feferi and tackled John to the ground, sitting naked on him.

"Oh no you don't!" she said. "You're not getting away that easily!"

"W-What?" asked John, intimidated slightly. Feferi approached and laid down next to John.

"We're going to use you for a while longer," said Feferi. "About a few hours longer..."

"That's right," said Nepeta. "I hope you have the energy to play with us, or else you'll be sorry!"

"Fuck," said John. Whatever was coming next, he would only hope it would come quickly.