Author's rant: Gakuko is HOT! ._.

.

.

.

ShEnAnIgAnS

XoX

SMARTICLE

XoX

.

.

.

Luka gawked– no. Luka glared at the once cheery purple haired man whose expression turned nervous. Actually Gakupo couldn't really tell the difference. Whether she's extremely pissed or just shocked from the news, he's a goner!

Goodbye good looking face! He winced as he waited for Luka to strike with her long, thin fingers to wrap around his precious neck. Instead, Gakupo heard a reluctant, hollow chuckle.

He raised a brow. "What's so funny, Luka-chan?"

"You are," she began laughing a little louder and more awkwardly. She has such an abnormal, scary laugh! The purple haired man shrieked in his head.

He gulped. "I am?"

"Yeah, I thought you just said I'm going to be acting as Cutie Honey for your lingerie commercial," she giggled, wiping a small tear from the corner of her eye.

"Well I-"

"And as if I would ever do such a humiliating task!" the pink haired woman guffawed and slapped him on his back, hard.

Gakupo sheepishly laughed. That hurts! She's even a maniac when she's in good humor!

"I mean, if that was true. I would snap your spine in half like a Slim Jim while strangling you with your intestines!" she chuckled once more. "Ah you're such a funny guy, Gakupo!"

Well Luka," he started off slowly. "That is what you're doing…" Oh golly, she's going to tear me apart!

"Say what?" Luka bellowed as she snapped out of her hysterical moment.

"You just signed forty-five sheets of a legal document agreeing to model as Cutie Honey for a two minute long commercial under my direction," Gakupo tried to sound calm. Here it comes! My poor spine and digestive system!

She fell silent, before barely whispering, "I did?"

He nodded his head.

"I agreed to all forty-five sheets?" Luka asked in a small, yandere voice. He swore he saw her eyes widened to look as empty as a doll as she tilted her head creepily.

It was becoming harder for him to nod. Let an angel save me! No! Better yet, please send a-"

Suddenly a fat white rabbit rapidly hopped to Gakupo's foot. God, why did you send a rabbit as my savior? It's not even Easter yet! He screamed in his head.

"Nin-kun!" a familiar female voice shouted. The green haired girl quickly scooped her pet off Gakupo's foot. The rabbit is a hero!

"What are you still doing here, Gumi?" Luka asked, slightly annoyed.

Gumi laughed, "Gu-chan told Nin-kun to stay still while Gu-chan buys carrots for Nin-kun. But Nin-kun didn't listen and ran from Gu-chan!"

"You expected a rabbit to stay still as a dog?"

"Of course! Nin-kun is a smarticle!" she chirped.

Luka's eyebrow twitched. She said smarticle…

"Is that the poster for Gaku oni-chan's next commercial?" Gumi's mouth formed an o as she set down Ninjin who hopped back to Gakupo's foot.

The pink haired woman nodded.

"Gu-chan's really proud of Lu-chan because not a lot of new singers get to shoot commercials! Gaku oni-chan must really, really like Lu-chan!" the green haired girl giggled.

Luka's expression softened a little. Thank you, Saint Peter! It's a MIRACLE!

"Oh by the way, Gaku oni-chan," Gumi turned her head to Gakupo who finally looked relieved. "Did Gaku oni-chan finally finish the single's copy as Gu-chan requested before?"

The pink haired woman's expression soured to a glower at the purple haired man. You just had to say that GUMI! Now Satan's spawn knows that I lied and is back to targeting me! Gakupo's face paled.

He tugged on the collar of his shirt nervously, "Yes, I did… It's in the sound booth, Gu-chan."

"Great!" Gumi beamed and skipped out of the room. "Come, Nin-kun! Let's not bother Gaku oni-chan and Lu one-chan any further!" The white rabbit hopped away to the green haired girl. Nooo! Come back Ninjin! I need your Luka repelling powers! Gakupo sulked.

Once Gakupo and Luka were the only ones in the room, she slowly said, "Relax, I won't kill you."

That's a lie! She's just saying that so I'd let my guard down! He backed to the wall. That sadistic succubus!

"I'm serious, Gakupo," Luka sighed. "I swear I won't hurt you."

"Do you pinky swear?"

She looked at him strangely.

"Pinky swears prove it," he said in a small voice.

Muttering to herself, she walked up to him with her pinky finger up. Hesitating to the commitment, he wrapped his pinky around hers and shook it gently. He swore he felt the warmth of her hands was spreading through his cold fingers. This is so intimidate! Gakupo heard his inner self. There's a pull out couch over there. Get her to join you!

Are you kidding me? I just saved myself from getting mauled to death! He argued with his conscience.

Yeah, but damn! That body of hers! If you wanted her to warm up in a song, this would be a great idea! You know how to make her 'sing' high octaves? His horny self asked, lecherously. Gakupo gritted his teeth.

"NO! I don't want to know nor do I ever want to know! Get out, already!" he cried out.

"Okay?" His conscience disappeared and a confused Luka was facing him. "I'm guessing you don't want to continue this rehearsal."

"No, no, no, no, no!" Gakupo quickly panicked. "It's not that! I swear it! I'm just… bothered by something in my head!" He heard a faint chuckle in his head.

She gave him a rare smile. "I know what you mean."

"You do?" he gawked.

"Maintaining me is tough," she softly spoke. "I wasn't always like this…" Luka looked down sadly with her arms wrapped around her petit figure. She looks so much more helpless like that…

Attempting to brighten the mood, he gently shook her shoulder. "Hey, it's already noon and you've been through a lot this morning. Let's go get some lunch. I'll treat you to some tuna."

Her wide aquamarine eyes looked up to meet his sincere amethyst ones.

"Come, let's get out before the paparazzi harasses us," he lent his hand out to her.

Smiling, she took his hand and followed him out of the door.

Maybe… just maybe, Luka looked out at the window and saw a clear, blue sky. It exists… Her eyes glanced at the purpled haired man with a small smile on his face as he led her to the door.

Once the couple stepped out of the building, Gakupo gingerly looked both directions. He whispered to her, "Just stay quiet and follow my lead. Don't worry about them coming here as they don't know about this entrance."

Nodding her head, she and Gakupo took quick and quiet steps near the street.

"By the way, I grabbed this before," he handed her a paper bag. "You might find it handy."

Luka peeked in and saw a similar shade of purple as his hair. "Will this even work?"

Already properly placed over his head with another familiar shade of pink, he assured her, "It will."

.

.

Later…

.

.

A man of 5'11 with a rusted salmon shade of pink hair grasped hands with a lovely 5'4 tall woman with long, orchid colored hair walked by the crowd of photographers that were huddled near the front entrance of Kamui Gakupo's recording studio building. One of the earlier reporters that humiliated the couple looked at the two strangely dressed people that past them, suspiciously.

"Gakupo and Luka fanatics, I see," she said, somehow intrigued. "Can I have a moment with you two?"

The two halted in their tracks. The disguised Luka tried not to shake nervously as the reporters began to walk towards them.

Facing the crowd with their eyes shielded with dark sunglasses, the disguised Gakupo calmly answered in a well disguised higher male octave voice, "What would you like to ask us?"

"As Gakupo and Luka fans, you two look rather…" the female reporter tapped her chin as she examined the two. "Odd."

"How so?"

"Well why are you dressed as Luka and why is your girlfriend dressed as Gakupo?" she pointed the microphone to the disguised Gakupo.

"As Luka and Gakupo's love and music style, we intend to be as unique fans of the couple," he answered with that strange higher pitched male voice. "After all, it's good to stand out of the crowd as it's above the influence." He brushed the long synthetic bangs of the pink hair.

"I see," the reporter nodded, unsatisfied with his well explained answered. "How about you, miss? What's your reason for cross dressing like Gakupo?" the reporter looked carefully at the disguised Luka.

Crap, she's onto me! Luka bit her bottom lip as she tightened her grip in Gakupo's hand.

Side note: Gakupo was dressed as the gender bend version of Luka (aka Megurine Luki/ Luke) and Luka dressed as the gender bend version of Gakupo (aka Kamui Gakuko) They do exist in Vocaloid fandom as they're just alternated voices of the originals by lowering or raising the pitch!