Author's rant: Kiss. Kiss. Fall in LOVE… say WHAT?
WARNING: minor adult situation! Pew! Pew!
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Come on! You can say it, she anxiously looked down for an answer.
"I'm sorry, but she's foreign," Gakupo lied to the reporter.
What the Hell are you up to? Luka smiled widely as she nodded her head.
Unsatisfied, the reporter said, "That's fine. I happen to know a variety of languages for basics. What language does she speak?"
"English," Luka answered bluntly without a heavy accent in her voice.
"Ah, why are you dressed as Gakupo?" she asked, semi-fluently in English.
Wow, I can't even tell if that's a poor Italian accent or an angry Mexican's… The disguised Luka replied, "Kamui Gakupo shows many human characteristics in his music and fashion. I would say…" She hesitated.
Gakupo looked at her curiously. You would say?
"What would you say about him?" the reporter reflected Gakupo's thoughts.
Luka stuttered, "I would say Kamui Gakupo is… feminine."
Shock slapped him across the face. WHAT? HOW DARE SHE CALL ME FEMININE? ME? FEMININE? I AM MALE! I AM THE FREAKING ALPHA MALE! Gakupo's knuckles turned white. I'll show her whose effing feminine!
The crowd's jaw dropped.
"Why, yes. Gakupo does seem feminine," the purple haired man flashed them a sudden dazzling smile that even made Luka cringe. What's he up to?
Gakupo continuously gritted his teeth for a stiff, creepy smile. Feminine…
The paparazzi receded from them. The reporter asked cautiously, "I-Is everything okay?"
"Just peachy keen," Gakupo replied as sweet as rotten honey. Come here, Luka baby! I'm going to-!
The pink haired woman looked at him carefully, "Seriously, are you sure you're okay?"
"Everything is fine… my fred," Take that, Megurine the mighty grammar Nazi! He resisted a smirk when he saw her flash a quick icy look.
"D-did you just say fred?" the reporter asked, astonished.
"No, no, no! Luki said friend," Luka corrected.
"Don't be silly, Gakuko-chan! No need to be so punctual with our new FREDZ!"
Steam emitted from the top of her head. Don't you dare speak Engrish or I'll! I'll-! She silently plotted vicious acts in her head.
"Okay!" the already scared reporter shouted. "W-We better get going!"
"Do want us to say anything else, FRED?"
"Oh no! I mean- you've both said enough for a day's work! H-Hey I think I see Hatsune Miku over there!" The reporter lied and quickly she and the mob of media fled down the street to the supposed Hatsune Miku who magically appeared.
Once they were gone, Luka huffed, "That wasn't so bad."
A large stress vein appeared on the side of his head. That wasn't so bad? It was beyond bad, woman! It was the worst interview in history!
"You didn't have to embarrass me, you know?" Luka slowly said. "I know what you were up to."
He felt her cold aura. I forgot she watches 1000 Ways to Die! Don't kill me in 1000 ways!
To Gakupo's surprise, her lips gently pecked his cheek. His face met her softened eyes. "That was probably the sweetest thing you've ever done," he felt the throbbing guilt in his chest.
"I-it," Gakupo stuttered. Why am I lost of words?
She tried not to giggle, "Next time, warn me when you're going to confuse those leeches. I would give anything to piss them off!"
The purple haired man chuckled slowly. "I will." Does she really believe this? Dense…
"We should be on our way," she noticed the slightly orange tinted horizon. He nodded in agreement and the two continued their way towards having a normal meal… or so they thought…
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Hours later…
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Two figures dragged their feet as they walked down the street, uncoordinated. Alcohol was obviously heavy in their breath as anyone dare come near; especially a pious nun was unfortunate to cross paths with them.
"Drunks," the prudent aged woman muttered when she noticed the two. "Why, they have no temperance."
The hearing sensitive Luka blared out angrily, "Heys laduh! For ya infromashin meh and ma fuhrend gots tons of t-te-tampons!" her purple haired partner guffawed when she grabbed the familiar object and waved it in front of the nun's face. "See hare? SUPA ABSORBANT, BISH!"
Once the annoyed nun walked away, the drunken pink haired woman turned her attention towards Gakupo. "I tolds yous to not go in 'dere." She pointed an aqua nail towards the nearby pub.
"But I knoes the owna," Gakupo slurred, taking seat on the curb.
Luka face palmed her forehead. "Going to Meiko isn't lunch. It's to only get crunk."
"I'm sow-wah!" he whined, rubbing his tired eyes.
"Don't eva let it happen," the pink haired woman slapped him lightly on his back. Instead of earning a chuckle, the purple haired man slumped. She laughed, "C'mon Gakupoo, get up from dere." Luka shook his shoulder gently, which made him fall flat on his face. "Fersious, stop messin' wit meh. Just get off da floor! It got nasty roly-poly's!"
No response came from the still Gakupo. "Quit playin' wit meh, 'dis isn't fun-"Her eyes widened when she saw blood pooling around his head.
"Oh mah golly, y-you're bleeding," she whispered. Letting out an exasperated scream, people gathered around the confused and disheveled Luka who was busy trying to stop Gakupo's bleeding with the tampon in her hand.
"Noooooooo!" the pink haired woman flailed her arms. "IT'S NOT SUPA NO MORE!" Too bad for her, she collapsed on top of the unconscious purpled haired man.
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Am I dead? All she saw white. A fuzzy, hazy white color was what she saw. That and a purple string dangling in front of her. "Pwetty…" Luka mumbled incoherently as she tried to catch it. It swished and taunted her by moving and dodging the clutch of her hands. "Imma not gonna let you go!" And once she did that, she heard a man yelp in pain. "Ha-ha…" She smiled and snuggled against the strand of Gakupo's purple hair. Mine…
"Kiyoteru… is she okay," Gakupo with a large patch over his forehead, winced as Luka was viciously tugging his hair rather than cuddling it. He pets the top of her head, which made her purr? Odd…
The tall brown haired man smiled behind his glasses, "Of course she is. Megurine-san is under the influence of morphine."
"You gave her morphine?" Gakupo looked dumbfounded at the grinning Kiyoteru. "Do you know what you have done?"
"Well she refused to cooperate with custody so we had to," he shrugged his shoulders. "It should be worn off tomorrow afternoon."
"You gave her that much?"
"Well she did try to tase the police." A sweat drop appeared at the side of the purpled haired man. Perhaps letting her keep that Sanrio contraption wasn't a very good idea… Kiyoteru went on, "She's just tranquilized so she won't be so violent."
Luka suddenly sprang up from the stretcher, causing her to tug harder onto his long tresses, "where's my purple llama?' Gakupo flinched. She's a lunatic!
"See? No harm in that now is there?" Kiyoteru chuckled, but quickly stopped as soon as the pink haired woman looked at him rather funny. "Is there a problem, Megurine-san?"
"Bloody hell," she gasped in an English accent. Gakupo and the doctor gawked at the pastel haired female.
"Oh… kay?" Kiyoteru mouthed.
"Show me your scar!" Luka suddenly giggled at Kiyoteru. "Together we shall kill he-should-not-be-named out loud and avenge your parents and Sirius!"
The purple haired man stared at Luka with disbelief before turning his head back to Kiyoteru who was rapidly jotting everything she said onto his clipboard. "What are you doing?"
"Well I have to write down what I'm observing from her behavior. It's all part of stand-"
"NO! You said she was just tranquilized!" Gakupo cried out. If you dare do anything to her, I'll-!
"Relax," Kiyoteru chided. "There's a perfectly, logical explanation for her thinking I resemble Harry Potter."
He tapped his foot impatiently for the brown haired doctor to declare the symptom.
"She's allergic to morphine," Kiyoteru replied simply.
Gakupo's jaw dropped. "That's it?" Behind him, Luka was already braiding his long purple hair. "Luka, not now!"
She pouted cutely, "You're no fun, Gakupoo!" Luka buried her face further into his long hair. "Lavender…"
"There's got to be an antidote!" the purple haired man roughly grabbed the brown haired man's shirt collar and shook him, madly. "I can't take her home this delirious! Do you know what the press will do to us when they see me dragging a seemingly high Luka?"
"That you drugged and intend to rape her?" he answered simply.
"Don't say it as if it were a good thing!" Gakupo growled. He stood there frustrated, until a crimson blush painted his face when he felt something on his back… something soft. Something that resembles… bosoms…
"Gakupoo, I wanna go home!" Luka whined, innocently as her hands entwined around his neck. Even her fine thighs were wrapped around his hips as if she wanted a piggy-back ride.
The purpled haired man twitched, "Fix her already!" I want my scary Luka back!
Kiyoteru nervously laughed and scratched the back of his head. "Well look at the time! Here's my bill!"
Helpless, Kamui Gakupo groaned. What to do…
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"Gee, I'm glad to see you guys again," the limousine driver chucked. "You have no idea how bored I get and what's with the lady?"
"She's just tired," Gakupo gritted his teeth and he held Luka limp in his arms with her sunglasses on. What to do with a horny, adorable Luka? NO! Not sex! Get out of my head, Conscious! WHERE'S THE JUSTICE?
"So where to, boss?"
"Back to my mansion," Gakupo sighed.
Suddenly the pink haired woman giggled, "That tickles!" Then she pretended she was an airplane while balancing on the purple haired man's lap. "Whoosh!"
He glumly stared at the darkened sky through his tinted window. Why aren't I happy again?
Once they return home, none of the paparazzi showed up to harass the couple. How lucky… However he still had to take care of… her…
Bringing the pink haired woman into his bedroom, he placed her gently on top of the mattress where she just stared at him innocently-no eerily innocently. Her eyes were two shades darker and cloudier than her typical pristine aquamarine eyes. Long, black eyelashes lowered as a faint blush appeared upon her cheeks. Oh baby!
"Gakupoo, I'm thirsty…"
"I'll get you a glass of wat-"Just as he was about to leave, her hands tightly clutched the fabric of his shirt.
"No…" she flustered brightly. "That's not what I'm thirsty for…"
"You want blood?" he asked, dumbly.
"I want you," Her lips landed on his to his surprised. As soft and tempting they were, he refused to open his mouth despite the pink haired woman had her hands snaked into his shirt. Pouting angrily from his lack of effort, she withdrew from the kiss.
Breathing heavily, Gakupo replied, "Luka, stop it! You're not yourself." Well you are, but you're not exactly thinking you're your usual self… I think? GAH!
"B-But why?"Somehow, her small voice was arousing him and his hormones swarming in a heated frenzy. Why? Why did she have so be so damn cute? He could have stayed away from Meiko's pub and avoid this dreadful and painful orgasmic situation than to get molested like this…
He ignored his horny conscious screaming and continued to lament his misery. But his lamentations were interrupted— nicely— when Luka moaned, deepened the kiss. Gakupo resisted a groan as her tongue moved restlessly inside his mouth and against his tongue. It became warm between their mouths, inside his mouth and mostly inside his pants, which was suffering the most. The pink haired woman pulled away from the kiss for a second, her tongue sticking out with a thin strand of saliva connecting her tongue from his. Out of disbelief, Gakupo widened his eyes. Slowly, she put her tongue back inside her mouth and smiled sweetly at him.
How can she smile like that after raping my mouth? Once again to his dismay, she kissed him again. This time, Gakupo didn't resist, only to leave crescent marks of his nails inside of his clenched fists as he drowned in her pouring ecstasy…
Side note: Whoa, Luka as a SEME and Gakupo as the UKE! OwO
Definition: usually used in Yaoi manga, the Seme is the aggressive, masculine, or plainly the person on top (aka the dominant) Remember the song Ona Ona Danjo with Miku, Luka, Rin, and Meiko? Seme is also the "active." ^^
While the Uke is the opposite of the Seme. The Uke is "passive" or plainly on the bottom ._. Now excuse me, I need a tampon for my major nose bleed. XD