Max: and where have you been?
Me: Um vacation
Max: So what took ya so long?
Me: Well I'm back aren't I?
Max: Don't make me get my mallet
Me: (rolls my eyes) fine here's the next chapter hope you enjoy :) whoever who can guess the episode will get a free internet cookie
Max: This better be good
Twenty Seven:
Max's P.O.V.
After the session with Scratchansniff, I walked back to the water tower with the Warners and Alyssa not far behind. ''Hey Max wait!'' shouted Yakko. I kept
walking''Just leave me alone guys I wanna be left alone''. I kept on walking, but the appeared in front of me. ''Ahh! will you stop that!'' ''No'' they said. I crossed
my arms. ''I'm not hiding anything''. ''We didn't say that Max all we wanna do is cheer you up''. ''Huh?'' ''Scratchansniff suggested it'' said Dot. I raised my
eyebrows. ''Suggested what exactly?'' Yakko put his hand on my shoulder. ''Max, Max, you've been out of the toon game too long''. ''Um, I've been busy''. ''Well not
anymore''.''Plus Alyssa needs a test run''. ''We need to cheer you up and there's only way to that''. They grabbed my arm. So far I didn't like where this was going.
…
Narrator's P.O.V.
(it's showtime!)
In 1620, an intrepid group of Pilgrims in search of freedom sailed from England and landed on Plymouth Rock(literally) . And here on the coast of New England they
established the Plymouth Colony. After their difficult first year, they decided to celebrate their freedom and their first harvest with a great feast. ''But of what food
shall we eat?'' said one pilgrim. ''I make eth my okra keish'' said another pilgrim. ''I make eth some tacos'' said pilgrim two. ''I'll make eth curly cajun fries'' said
pilgrim three. Then all the pilgrims started talking about the food and how it all sounded good. ''No!'' they all turned to see another pilgrim with his musket in his
hand. ''We shall eat of the great native bird the turkey''. ''Those gobbly things? oh they art the dickens to catch eth'' said the lead pilgrim. ''Oh yes very elusive''
''Tircky creatures'' said pilgrim one and two and all the pilgrims agreed. The other pilgrim rolled his eyes. ''Not for Miles Standish''. And so the pilgrim's bravest
hunter and marksman, went forth to bring back the main course a turkey''.( Slappy and Skippy in a tree Slappy pointing at the pilgrim, what a yutz!) ''Good luck to
thee brother Standish'' said pilgrim two. ''And don't forget the cranberry sauce!'' said pilgrim one. And so Miles Standish sets off into the woods with his musket iN
hand. As he's walking he passes Elmer Fudd. ''Shh be very, very, very quiet I'm hunting…'' Miles picks him up ''Go away'' and tosses him into a bush. ''Gobble
gobble gobble!'' then he hears it. A turkey!(turkey singing states and capitols) the turkey goes behind a rock. Miles isn't to far behind. He creeps up slowly towards
where the turkey is hiding. He can see his five little tail feathers sticking out. He takes his gun and shoots at the tail feathers. He runs over and takes a look at
what he shot. And five little indians glare back at him. ''Thanks a lot pal these are rentals you'll be hearing from our lawyer''. ''Ye be not turkeys what be ye?'' the
five looked at each other. ''Tourist''. ''I'd be Yakking Yak'' said Yakko. ''I'd be Wakko who waltzes with wolves'' said Wakko. ''I'd be Max''. ''Who really doesn't want to
be here''. The other four looked at her. ''Really?'' said Yakko. ''Fine''. ''I'd be Max who they call crazy''. ''Better''. ''I'd be Alyssa who howls at moon.
''HOWWWLLLLLLL!'' ''And I'd be Princess Pretty Dear who moves like a springtime fresh gazelle, sweet as honey and is sweet''. ''But you can call me Dot''. ''Or are
you the kind of guy who never calls a girl? you cad! i'm leaving you i'm going home to mother!'' Dot walks away sticking his tongue out at him. ''And i'm keeping
the ring!'' Max sighs. ''Guys seriously?'' ''don't worry Max it gets better'' said Yakko. ''And this is our pet say hello to Mr. Gobble'' said Wakko who dances with
wolves. ''Gobble gobble!'' said Mr. Gobble. ''Hello and goodbye'' said Miles sticking his musket in Mr. Gobble's face. ''Gobbbble!'' Yakko smacks away his musket and
walks on top of it so they are face to face. ''Hey who do you think you are?'' ''I'd be Miles Standish from yon pilgrim colony. Yakko rolled his eyes. ''Nice hat Miles
hey listen it's not to neighborly to shoot other people's pets you know''. ''That bird I doth need for our great feast''. Dot stepped in front of him. ''No please not Mr.
Gobble take me, take me, come on, but spare the bird we love him so, oh please spare the simple creature''. (Academy Member vote now!) Yakko hands her a
yemmy ''Congratulations''. Dot smiles. ''It pays to overact''. Max is now leaning against a tree laughing. ''Ok that was kind of funny''. ''Wait till you see what we do
next'' said Yakko. ''You be strange creatures'' said Miles throwing Dot off him. ''Were not creatures were Native Americans'' said Max the crazy. ''Thou does not look
like Native Americans''. Wakko hops on his shoulder. ''Confidentally were adopted''. ''Yeah it's a heck of a story'' said Yakko. ''Lost in the wilderness we were raised
by a flock of turkeys gobble gobble!'' said the brothers. Miles rolled his eyes. ''We like to tell you more but were saving it for a movie of the week''. ''Who do you
think should play me Valarie Bertinelli?'' said Dot. ''Oh I love her!'' said Alyssa. ''I know right?'' Max laughed. ''I do not this name'' said Miles. Princess Dot pulls out a
big book of actresses. ''How but Nancy Mckean, or Jackie Smith could be good for a more mature look''. Miles got mad and pushed Dot away. Max the crazy got
mad. '''That's it'' she pulled out her mallet, but Yakking Yak shook his head. ''Not yet''. Miles pointed his musket at Mr. Gobble again and he hid behind Wakko .
''Move away for yon bird is dinner''. ''But he's our pet we love him''. ''I cannot''. ''Why? haven't you ever had a pet?'' '' No well, yes but twas long ago when I was
but a boy''. ''My dear pet hamster I called him Petey Pjamas''. Max smirked and pointed at him ''What a shumck''. Alyssa the howler giggled. Wakko sat him on a
therapy couch and Yakko dressed up like a p-sycharist with his notepad. ''Yes tell me all about Petey''. ''Oh I dids love that hamster so I took him to bed with me
ever night you know''. ''Goodnight Everybody!'' shouted Max the crazy. ''Oh golly yes and I did knit him teeny tiny pajamas to wear, slept on my nose I miss eth
him so''. He started to cry. Yakko showed Max his picture of a screw and a ball.(Get it screwball? ha ha ha) He started to cry. ''There, there it's alright nappy nap
time for our cranky pilgrim friend'' said Dot dressing him up in straight jacket. Max kicked the couch with the pilgrim and sending him off a cliff. ''Sweet dreams and
stay away from our pet turkey!'' shouted Yakko. They all walked away walking like turkeys. Miles climbed back up the cliff. ''This be a rough neighborhood''.
Later…..
After meeting the strange Native Americans, Miles was still searching for the turkey. ''Oh fowl that be called turk I shall have thee''. ( is hiding behind him shh)
''Gobble gobble gobble!'' Miles looks behind him but see nothing. ''Gobble gobble gobble!'' ''I hear but doth not see it''. He keeps walking not realizing that Mr. Gobble
is now on his head. ''Gobble gobble gobble! gobble gobble gobble!'' ''I am baffled'' Mr. Gobble looked down at him. ''There ye be!'' he tried to smack Mr. Gobble, but
he ended up hurting himself. ''Gobble gobble gobble! Mr. Gobble bit him on the nose and ran off. (Mr. Gobble singing states and capitols) Miles chased him to a little
indian hut, and Mr. Gobble shut the door in his face. He picked up the hut, and there was another one inside, he kept doing this as the huts got smaller and smaller
until the last one which was a smaller than his hand. And the five hopped out and gave him a kiss.''US AGAIN!'' Miles was really annoyed know. ''Be gone pests and
give me the bird!''. ''We love to really but the fox censors won't allow it'' said Yakko. Max the crazy smirked. Miles pushed them aside. ''Say thy prayers beast''. Max
the crazy pulled out her mallet again. ''Now?'' ''Close but not yet'' said Yakko. Mr. Gobble was doomed he quickly said a prayer and just as Miles was about to take
his shot, when Yakko stepped in. ''Wait, wait my son is this the answer using a gun a gun on a helpless creature?'' ''Well I…'' Max walked up to him and threw away
his gun. ''You might poke someone's eye out that thing and you break your'e mothers heart''. ''Not to mention Petey Pajamas'' said Yakko wiggling his eyebrows.
Miles sighed for a moment. ''Yak no more! and give him back my musket''. ''Munch!'' His eyes bugged out when he saw Wakko eating his musket. ''My musket!
why you little…'' Wakko fell backwards and he shot a Mile's hat. Wakko got the idea and started shooting at Miles(CHARGE!) ''Ahhh!'' ''Here Wakko let me help you''
said Alyssa. She grabbed his tail and helped him aim at Miles. Miles hid behind a bush, then a rock, and a tree only to be crushed by it. Yakko banged on it. ''Who
wants maple syrup?'' ''I do, I do, I do! said the rest. Yakko poured the syrup. ''It's made out of sap you know'' said Max grinning. Miles was really mad now. Mr.
Gobble gave him a kiss and they ran off again. Mr. Gobble(singing States and Capitols. again) Miles was hiding behind a bush when Mr. Gobble walked by. ''I doth
have no musket, but I shall still nail ith yon bird''. He pulled up a bow and arrow while Max walked up to him and tied a rope to the arrow''. ''Nice shot'' said Wakko.
''Thank ye'' ''But it'll never make it'' said Dot. ''Pray tell why not?'' ''Cause of the piano'' said Yakko. ''Piano?'' Next thing that happened he got smacked with a
piano. Alyssa, Wakko, and Mr. Gobble walked over to Miles who had the piano keys in his mouth. Now Playing: Chopsticks when the song was over, everyone
clapped. And now Miles was really, really, mad. he ran after them back to the indian hut this time he went in after them. Sounds of fighting could be heard from
inside, as the Warners and Alyssa and Max snuck out. ''Whoa dumber than advertised'' said Max. Yakko took off the hut, until it got smaller, and smaller. And when
he took off the smallest one, there was now a small Miles. ''Oooh there's a surprise inside''. Wakko smirked. ''Look Mr. Gobble supper!'' Mr. Gobble licked his lips.
''Yipe!'' he ran off as a giant Mr. Gobble ran after him. The Warners, Alyssa, and Max looked away. ''I can't watch'' said Yakko and he threw the huts on top of him
until Miles was normal size again. ''Keep it away it be a killer! he said sucking on his thumb. ''Something wrong there Miles? said Alyssa grinning. Miles blushed and
the he was angry again. ''I am finished with thee all of thee, not hither go leave eth me be''. ''You'll be lonely if we go away'' said Dot. ''No I won't'' ''Yes you will''
''No I won't'' ''Yes you will'' ''No I won't''' ''Yes you will!'' ''I will not be lonely now go!''. They all shrugged and took away the background and props leaving Miles all
alone. ''They kith not I'd be lonely'' ''Told ya so! did ya miss us?'' they all gave him a big kiss and then he collapsed. Later at the feast….''We doth welcome our
native neighbors to our great feast''. ''Now what is this then?'' ''Why great turkey of course!'' said Yakko revealing Miles on a platter who went insane. ''Then with
this feast we shall call it..um…..'' ''St. Patty's Day, Shrove Tuesday, Cinco De Mio?'' ''How bout Thanksgiving?'' ''What a great name! thank ye''. ''Always glad to be of
service'' said Yakko and Mr. Gobble and Miles dug in and started eating the food. Max tapped Yakko on the shoulder. ''Thanks Yakko you really cheered me up''. ''Aw
it wasn't just me''. ''I know'' and she kissed his cheek. He put his arm around her. ''Thanks to you I can finally say I finally feel insane again''.
yay! ok hope you liked this was hard to write phew! anyway...Review!