A/N: By poular demand, I have written the second chapter. This is actually the second draft, as I was majorly displeased with the first one, but here you go!

Warnings: Equius is creepy,Embarrassing moments, Dirk is a douche, and Dave is pissed!

Disclaimer: As it was established in the first chapter, I do not own Homestuck.

~Begin~

Dirk smiled to himself as he hit the publish button on the screen. Quickly, he found John's email and sent a link to him. All he had to do know, was wait for the storm that was sure to come.

~Homestuck~

John glanced over at his screen when his computer binged softly. Sighing, he removed himself from his perch on Dave's lap and moved over to check the eyebrows furrowed as he saw it was from Dave, whom he knew for a fact hadn't moved from his spot playing Left 4 Dead 2 on the floor. Curiously, he clicked the link, bringing up a new post on one of Dave's many blogs. In the post was a video with the caption, 'you guys wanted a confession of my homosexuality so here it is'.

"Daaaaave?" his eyes were wide.

Dave didn't respond.

"Dave!"

Still no response.

"DAVID NICHOLAS!"

A grunt.

He threw the closest object to him at the blonde, hitting him in the head with it.

"OW! What the fuck?"

"What the fuck id this?"

Dave huffed, paused the game, and moved over to his boyfriend. "Wha- Oh..."

"Yeah," John glared at the screen for a moment before he recieved a notification from Equius.

'CT:D-(ff is lame about this sign)i think i need a towel...'

Dave face palmed. "BRO!" He exited the room and stomped down the stairs to find his brother on the couche. "What the hell?"

The older Strider shrugged. "No idea what you are talking about, little man."

"Like hell you don't!" Dave fumed. "Why would you do that to me? I wanted to admit it on my own terms, plus I was waiting until John was ready to come out and you just blew it for him!"

"Your point being?" Dirk raised an eyebrow at him. "Everyone already knew it, I just provided the proof."

"Ugh!" Dave stormed back up the stairs and plopped down on John's bed. "Has anyone else said anything?"

"Everyone has," John said quietly.

The blonde sighed and looked over at his boyfriend. "Do I want to know?"

~Homestuck~

'CG:EQUIUS, THAT IS JUST GROSS, PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!

DAVE, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU POST THIS GARBAGE? THIS IS SICK AND I DEMEND AN EXPLAINATION!

JOHN, AND YOU TOLD ME YOU WEREN'T A HOMO, YOU FUCKASS!'

'GC:TH1S SM3LLS D3L1C1OUS!'

'TA:tz no ju2t no'

'TC:MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS!'

'TT:See, David, I told you you had a homo crush on John!'

'GG:why wasn't i told about this, guys?'

'EB: could you guys please stop reblogging this?'

'CG: JOHN, CARE TO EXPLAIN THIS MESS?'

'TG: allow me

john and i are dating and have been fir quite some time now

my bro decided it was a good idea to film us doing it and post it on my blog

now if youll excuse me i have a boyfriend to make passionate unironic love to because thats what i want to do and you assholes cant do a single fucking thing to stop me'

~End~

A/N: Okay, that wasn't much better than the original, but oh well. Please let me know what you guys think. Also, I know Dave was OOC, but what can I say? It amused me. I guess if you guys want, I can continue this story, I'll just need you to give me prompts though. And if you want me to write you a story, give me the details and I'll see what I can do for you!

~ectoBiologist EB