Hour 22: (Gwen the Awesome: New Rome will never be the same again.)

Terminus: "I have arms! If only they would move..."

Frank: "Please sign my petition to free the animals from their cages! Pledge to be against stuffed animal cruelty!"

Octavian: "I pledge!" Signs the petition and walks over to a game booth. "Hello. I am interested in adopting a stuffed animal."

Person working the booth: "I'm sorry. We are all out of stuffed animals. Someone won them all. By the way dude, please put some clothes on. No one wants to see your underwear."

Octavian: "WHAT?!"

Reyna: "Leo, I want to have a kid for every stuffed animal I have!"

Leo: "Sixty-seven kids? That's a lot... You know, I'm not so sure about that..."

Tyson: "They need to make peanut butter flavored Mountain Dew. That would be yummy!"

Ella: "Ella thinks Tyson needs to lay off the peanut butter. Ella thinks he is getting quite chubby."

Apollo(surrounded by New Rome girls): "All the ladies luv Apollo!"

Leo: "Excuse me? That's my line! All the ladies luv Leo!"

Apollo: "Sorry little fire man, but you are wrong."

Leo: "I'm not! You're wrong!"

Percy: "There is only one way to settle this... AWESOME CONTEST!"

Nico: "Not another awesome contest! I'm outta here!" Walks out of New Rome.

Apollo: "I'm so awesome, Reyna wishes you were me!"

Leo: "I'm so awesome, Artemis calls me you!"

Apollo: "I'm so awesome, I train people in the art of awesome!"

Leo: "I'm so awesome, I invented the art of awesome!"

Apollo: "Well, I'm so awesome-" A group of Hunters walk by. "I have to go. Let's continue this later!" Runs after the Hunters.

Don(filling up a blue solo cup from the soda machine for a waiting customer): "Blue solo cup, I fill you up! Let's have a party, let's have a party!
I love you blue solo cup, I lift you up! Proceed to party, proceed to party!"

Dakota(handing a blue solo cup filled with Mountain Dew to Gwen): "Blue solo cup, you're not just a cup. No, no, gods no! You're my, you're my friend! Life long! Thank you for being my friend."

Gwen(starts drinking the blue solo cup of MD): "Might as well try this stuff. Experiment's almost over."

Hylla: "I will never leave you chocolate fountain! Wait. Where is that singing coming from? Is that... No it can't be! But it is! See ya later fountain. I have to go watch some hot Apollo boys sing!"

Hour 23: (Gwen, new Mountain Dew addict: Poor, poor New Rome.)

Roxie(Random Greek Apollo demigod... Thank you peanut-butter-mouse!): "We're here!" Motions to the huge group of demigods behind her to move forward. "The rest of Camp Half-Blood is here! Where's the caffeine?"

Percy(holding a blue solo cup): "Oh no. I've heard rumors about these guys. They are crazier than the Party Ponies and the Faun Force combined!"

Terminus: "They must be really cray-cray!"

Hylla: "I say we stand up to these Greeks! We don't need more crazy people in New Rome! Plus, I don't want any of these girls stealing my men!"

Reyna: "What men?"

Hylla: "Well, depending on how long your current relationship lasts, I may have your man."

Reyna(gasping): "You wouldn't dare! Leo is my true love! We will never be able to be separated!"

Apollo: "Stop with the yapping! We have a war to fight!"

Terminus: "I will kill them with my new non-moving hands!"

Frank: "Octavian, I, and the animals are ready to fight!" Frank and Octavian enter, holding piles of stuffed animals.

Octavian(now wearing a toga): "Long live TOFBFAOTIAACALTSAFEFP!"

Gwen: "What?"

Octavian: "The Organization Founded By Frank And Octavian That Is Against Animal Cruelty And Likes To Save Animals From Evil Fair People!"

Gwen: "You need an acronym for the acronym!"

Ella: "Acronym. NASA. National Aeronautics and Space Administration."

Tyson: "Ella is so smart and pretty! I have to go get peanut butter for her!" Runs off.

Roxie: "Let's go into New Rome!" Mob of Greek demigods come stampeding toward the participants, Gwen, Apollo, and Leo.

Don: "My gods, they are going to run over us! Screw fighting, we better run!" Starts chopping on empty cans and blue solo cups. "Sorry, I'm a nervous eater."

Dakota: "Grab the soda machine!"

Gwen: "We don't have time for that! To the Senate House now!"

Apollo: "Sorry, but I'm staying here! Too many hot Greek girls to pass up!" Runs off into the mob of Greeks.

Reyna(tugging on Leo's arm): "C'mon! Lets go to the Senate House!"

Leo: "I'm sorry Rey, but I just can't part with the soda machine!"

Reyna: "Y-you're choosing the machine over me! I thought you loved me!"

Leo: "I'm sorry. I really am. I just can't part with it!"

Reyna(crying): "Then we are over! I hate you Valdez! She's not even that pretty! Btw, green is so last season!" Sprints over to the Senate House and enters with the rest of the participants and Gwen.

Hour 24: (Gwen, signing out: I never thought this hour would come...)

Gwen: "It's our last hour guys. In a weird way, I'm kinda gonna miss this."

Don(pets the things as he names them): "Bye table. I'm going to miss your brown color. Bye pile of Mountain Dew cans. I'm going to miss your crunchy taste. Bye gum stuck under my chair. I'm going to miss your sticky texture."

Ella: "Ella is going to miss seeing people go crazy."

Reyna(sobbing on the table): "I miss Leo..."

Frank: "It's cold in here. I miss being in Leo's stomach. It was warm in there."

Dakota: "I miss the soda machine. Daddy needs his caffeine!"

Hylla: "I miss chocolate. Wait, I stuffed some of the chocolate from the fountain into my pockets! Never mind about missing it!" Grabs melted globs of chocolate from her pocket and starts to eat the chocolate.

Terminus: "I miss my arms. Stupid Greeks had to tear them off as I ran past them!"

Octavian: "I miss Teddy!"

Gwen: "You know when I said I would miss this. I lied. Time's up! See ya!" She sprints out of the Senate House, followed by the rest of the participants.

And it is done! Well, except for the three epilogues. Thank you to everyone who contributed ideas and all the reviewers, followers, and favorites. Also thank you to my sister who helped me with my writer's block! Hope you guys liked it!

And to all who have been wondering, yes I am going to write a godly version of this. Any suggestions on participants?

Disclaimer: Don't own PJO, HOO, blue solo cups, Red Solo Cup by Toby Keith, or Mountain Dew.