Recap: At school, Naruto was "dared" to go ask Sasuke out. When Sasuke said yes, and kissed Naruto, Naruto ran from school and home to adoptive "mother." His "mother" talked him into going back to school.

"Hello." The secretary said, a man I knew by the name of Kakashi.

Solice didn't answer and when she finally did, it came out like this; "Naurto Uzumaki skipped. Need to. Uhm..." she trailed off staring at his face.

He laughed and gestured us in, "Welcome, Naruto and Naruto's mother."

"She's my sister," I spoke for Solice and stared up at Kakashi, not my mother. "And, she's single~!" I nudged Solice and she bonked me on the head gently.

"Little Naru just wants his big sister to get married..." She laughed and rubbed the back of her head nervously. "Don't listen to him."

"Hey!"

Solice slapped a hand over my mouth and continued, "We need to talk to Principal Tsunade for a 'bit, mkay?"

Kakashi looked over his head slightly and I peered around him to see the Vice Principal, Mr. Jiraya, staring at Mrs. Tsunade's tits while she cussed him out, throwing her arms around wildly, making them shake even more. I heard the words, "Do you even know why I'm yelling at you?" and then, "Nope..."

"I'm not sure if that's the best idea at the moment," Kakashi said, smiling at Solice carefully.

"No, No, No." Solice pressed on, unaware that my principal was unintentionally giving my vice principal a boner. "We need to talk to her right away."

I thought about Mrs. Tsunade's boobs and stared at them. Why didn't I feel anything down there? Discretely, I prodded the limp limb in my pants and frowned as the thought of Sasuke popped in my head, I shook it out and followed Solice into the office. "Mrs. Tsunade?" Kakashi said, peeking his head around the corner. The two principals then looked past him and at Solice and I.

"Oh, yes. Of course!" Mrs. Tsunade said happily, ushering Mr. Jiraya past Kakashi and into his own office.

And so we sat down and Solice talked to Mrs. Tsunade in quick, harsh voices. I didn't have to be listening to know that they were nicely cussing the other out, and I wasn't listening. For some reason, my mind began to wander to Sasuke, why had he acted the way he did? Why did he kiss me? Did the Queer really like me? Like, liked me for a long time? I shook my head and looked at Solice with, what I'm sure was, a crazed expression on my face. "What?"

"Naruto. Mrs. Tsunade here says that some of the students reported a case of PDA. Homosexual PDA?"

I looked down at my feet. 'He raped me' was the first thing to get in my head, but I couldn't say it. I didn't want to get Sasuke suspended. "We kissed." I said truthfully. "It was more of an..." I couldn't say it, I had to lie. "Accident."

"How so?" Lady Tsunade leaned forward, her cleavage beginning to show as she did so. Again, I was startled at the absence of a hard on.

"I tripped." I felt the lies rolling off of my tongue. "I was watching and listening to Sasuke talk when I reached the chair and fell over it. No one saw anything but our lips locked together." Except for Kiba Inuzuka... I thought.

"Is that so?" Mrs. Tsunade asked. "Because Kiba Inuzuka tells me that you kissed him willingly. He also claims that there was at least 30 seconds of connection."

Damn Kiba. I might not be able to rat out Sasuke, but an eye for an eye, eh? "Ma'am." I started. "Kiba and I got into a fight that morning. He could possibly be lying."

"Really?" She asked again, and I noticed her finger hovering over the PA System button.

"Yes ma'am."

She smiled at me dangerously. "Because I saw you and Kiba this morning and you were awfully chummy." I glanced from her finger to her face. She raised and eyebrow and looked at me, studying me carefully.

"That was before the fight, Mrs. Tsunade."

She raised her other eyebrow and I looked at her finger. She pressed the button slowly and leaned down to the mic. "Will Kiba Inuzuka please make his way to the office. Kiba Inuzuka to the office." I smacked my head on the desk and she laughed, "I knew you were lying." She said, lifting me by my forehead and looking me straight in the eyes. "Tell me what really happened, I can still cancel my request for Kiba."

"No." I said, but if it wasn't for the inexplicable urge to protect Sasuke, I would have called in rape and sexual harassment the first chance I had.

"Yeah, Mrs. Tsunade?" I turned and glared at Kiba but he missed it because he was staring at her exposed cleavage. I turned back to her and looked at her boobs once more, why wasn't I feeling anything?

"Naruto here claims that you two had a fight this morning? Is this true?" She asked, leaning back in her chair, her short skirt gave me a taste of her pale, toned legs, and of her underwear for a short moment while she crossed her legs, still nothing!

Kiba sat on my chair and touched the back of my neck lightly in the middle of a movement. It stiffened slightly and I thought, Oh my god, I'm gay! "No!" Kiba said, sounding offended by my claim. "Naruto! Why would you say such a thing?" I clenched my fist and stared straight ahead.

"So, It was PDA!" Mrs. Tsunade exclaimed leaning forward again, showing off her cleavage once more.

I set my jaw and kept my eyes forward. Kiba had expected all of this, he had planned it. I knew because his hand found my neck once more and when I glanced up at him, his eyes were set on my loose fitting shorts. It stiffened a little more and he chuckled, letting go of my neck and setting his targets for Mrs. Tsunade's tatas. "Yes." I said looking down. "I kissed a male, willingly in front of the entire cafeteria."

"Ew! Dude! I had heard the rumours, but c'mon! You're confirming them? Gross!" He lied, and I gritted my teeth, hard.

"Kiba, you are excused." She put her finger on the mic button again and said, "Sasuke Uchiha, please report to the office. Sasuke Uchiha to the office, thank you." Kiba left and I felt Solice's eyes on me. She was dissapointed. I had kissed a man and now she was disgusted by me, she would definatly throw me back into a foster home now.

The door behind me opened and I heard a gasp, "Naruto, honey. What are you doing here?" I gritted my teeth harder and glared out the window. "Sasuke, given that you have participated in an outlandish display of PDA, you will be suspended for 1 1/2 weeks of suspension. Naruto, given that you have physically abused one of your classmates, caused extensive school property vandilization, and have also participated in an outlandish display of PDA. You will be suspended for a month and a week."

"WHAT? I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG!"

"Naruto!" Solice said, next to me, putting a hand on my thigh.

"NARUTO!" Mrs. Tsunade yelled. "DO NOT ADD ANYMORE TIME TO YOUR SUSPENSION!"

I opened my mouth to say more, but Kiba's- no, Sasuke's- hand found my neck and I straightened. "He didn't mean it, Mrs. Tsunade. And seeing as I'm the one who caused his anger, I will serve his suspension with him, but not for him."

I looked up at Sasuke suddenly. He was planning something evil, I could tell. I contorted my eyelids into slits and glared at him. He chuckled and gripped my neck harder. "Very well, I will assign you both a month and a week of suspension." She pointed behind Sasuke and shouted, "You! Jiraya! I am not done with you!" She turned her attention back to us and said, "You three need to leave before I have you arrested for tresspassing..."

Solice and I stood up quickly. Solice grabbed Sasuke's wrist and pulled him out of the building. "Let me take you home." She said, throwing him in her emerald green, Spyder. "Naruto, you sit in the back with you're boyfriend."

"He's not my-!" I was cut off by the look in Sasuke's eyes.

"Naruto's mother? May Naruto and I hang out for a while?"

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