WARNING: SWEENEY TODD SPOLIER LATER ON! (it is Bold Italized, it's the only part of the chapter that has a bulk amount of italization) Given that you don't really need to see that part of the movie to understand the story later on, you can skip it if you haven't seen the movie. I just wanted to put an awesome scene from an awesome movie starring awesome actors, (Alan Rickman, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonaham Carter) into a suckish story to make the suckish story more awesome. :)

Recap: After a smallish fight between Naruto and Sasuke, a lemon is ruined. When looking for food, some secrets are revealed. Then Sasuke decides that Naruto would have more food at his house.

|Sasuke|

At his house, I felt like a total outsider. Everything was fancy and expensive, It made me wonder what Solice did for a living. She was attractive, or so a straight man would think, enough to be a model, but I didn't think she would be up to that. So, after about ten minutes of wondering, I asked. "Naruto, what does Solice do for a living?"

"She works as a chef." Naruto said with his butt in the air while searching through his movies. "Why?"

"Well, I was just wondering. A chef? Really? Where does she get all her money?"

He laughed, god I loved his laugh "She's a professional chef, Sasuke. She works at Alinea." after a moment or two he asked, "How about... What Dreams May Come?"

"Hm, sounds girly..." He laughed again and stuck his head back into the drawer, his ass sticking out into the air. It was tempting, but I still didn't believe that he was gay.

"I had gay tendencies..."

"Okay, well... How about... Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street?"

I smiled "Yeah! I love that movie!"

We finally got to the part that made me cry everytime, and I just wasn't ready for Naruto to see me cry yet.

Sweeney is standing in the dudgeon, or whatever you call it. He is surrounded by dead bodies, my eyes stayed on one in particular, and then Sweeney sees her and kneels beside her. Taking her in his hands, He whispers, " "Don't I know you?" She said." And the tears fell. Naruto heard my sniffling and turned, pausing the movie, "Don't!" I said, "Don't pause it!"

"Why not?" Naruto asked, "You're crying." He leaned forward and kissed the tears off my cheeks.

"But it's sweet..." I said, staring Naruto in the eyes. "Keep watching Naruto. Please?" And he turned back to the television, hitting the play button on the remote.

"You knew she lived..."

"I was only thinking of you!"

"You lied to me..."

"No, No, Not lied at all! No, I never lied!"

"Lucy..."

"Said she took her poison! She did. Never said she died!"

"I've come home again..."

"Poor thing! She lived but it left her weak in the head! All she did for months was just lie there in bed!"

"Should've been in a hospital! Wound up in Bedlam instead! Poor thing!"

"Oh my god..."

"Better you think she died instead. Yes, I lied 'cause I love you!"

"Lucy..!"

"I'd be twice the wife she was! I love you!"

"What have I done?"

"Could that thing have cared for you like me?"

"Mrs. Lovett, you're a bloody wonder! Eminently practical and yet, appropriate as always! As you've said repeatedly, there's little point in dwelling on the past!"

"Do you mean it? Everything I did, I swear I only meant it for the best! Believe me! Can we still be married?"

"Now, Come here, my love! Not a thing to fear, my love! What's dead is dead! The history of the world, my pet!"

"Oh, Mr. Todd! Oh, Mr. Todd! Leave it to me!"

"Is learn forgiveness and try to forget!"

"By the sea, Mr. Todd, We'll be comfy-cozy! By the sea Mr. Todd where there'll be no one nosy!"

"And life is for the alive my dear! So let's keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!"

"Just keep living it!"

"REALLY LIVING IT!"

"AHHH~!"

I covered my eyes as Sweeney threw her in the fire, it was a scene right out of my very own nightmare, burning alive, being burnt to a crisp by someone I trusted. Naruto paused the movie again and hugged me. "Come on... Let's stop watching-"

"No!" I yelled, "I want to watch it."

"Fine," Naruto, picked up the remote and hit play. When Mrs. Lovett's screaming finally stopped and the movie ended I was crying again.

"I didn't want you to see me crying..." I confided, letting Naruto hug me, and then it occurred to me, I was acting like a Uke again. "Stop hugging me!" I pushed away from Naruto and smiled, standing up, and wiping tears from my eyes. Naruto looked hurt as he stared up at me, and it made me hurt inside, but I ignored it carefully, "You wanna prove to me that you're gay?"

Naruto suddenly understood and nodded. "Yes, Sasuke..." He said, staring up at me, and flexing his bare toes.

"Suck my dick, then!"

I saw Naruto bite his lip hard, and I saw a trickle of blood, but he nodded and sat up. He unzipped my pants and let them fall to the floor. My boxers were the only thing stopping him now. Naruto stood up and pushed me on the couch. He got on his knees and took the head in. I mentally begged him for eye contact, but he did not comply. He licked rings around my head and finally took his mouth off, slowly trailing a thin line of saliva down my erection. His breath kissed the exposed skin softly and made it throb even more. "Naruto..." I whispered his name into the silence. And grunted softly. Naruto shifted his legs and bobbed his head up and down slowly. "Suck, idiot..." I whispered, placing my hand on the back of his head, he removed his mouth and kissed the tip.

"Pull my hair." He begged, and I complied, then pushed his moaning mouth back on my dick.

"Suck." I demanded, and he obeyed. "God..." I whimpered, letting go of his hair and gripping onto the couch. His hand moved upward and started rolling my balls. He needed to stop or I was seriously going to... "Naruto!" I shouted and as his mouth came off my erection, his tooth scraped my erection gently, causing me to explode. My white seed was suddenly all over the both of us, and part of the couch. I pulled my pants back up and stared at Naruto. "How dare you?" I asked playfully, and he caught on.

"I'm sorry, Sasuke, dear. I never meant to... I just thought you'd like some release."

"Now that you've done this wrong to me! I must do the same to you!" Even though He knew we were acting, I saw his shorts tighten a bit.

"No, No. Sir! Anything but that!"

"Take me to your room, Naruto!"

"Oh sir!" Naruto whined, but he got up off his knees and turned towards the stairs. "Don't make me do this!" As I got near the stairs, I saw the only open bedroom door, that had a messy bed and boxers thrown all over the place. I grabbed Naruto by the wrists and pushed him up the stairs roughly. Even though I was just pretending, and not really going to do anything, I couldn't help but get hard at the thought that I could be fucking Naruto if I wanted to, right now. Besides, this house wasn't going to have lube anywhere, unlike my brother who kept it right out in the open for anyone and everyone to see.

I pushed Naruto on the bed and pulled off his shorts and boxers, black today, and threw them into the pile of the other clothes. I took his erection in my mouth all at once and he gasped, gently bucking into the back of my throat. I gagged slightly and licked Naruto's erection throughly. He was big, for a uke, and it was almost begging to be released. Suddenly, a turn off hit me. "How many girls have you gotten pregnant?"

"What?" He said, lifting his head off the wall. "None." He shook his head gently.

"But... Sakura Haruno claims that you were the one who fathered her unborn baby!"

"No! Sasuke! I never fucked Sakura!"

"I don't believe you!"

Naruto stood up and pulled up his pants quickly. "Why not!" He shouted, looking me in the eyes with a hurt expression. "You have every reason to believe so!"

"You're popular!" I half whispered, half yelled. "You lie to everyone." I turned and ran out of his room. I ran four blocks and then walked the rest of the way home. The fall air was cold on my shirtless skin, "I wish I hadn't thought of that," I said as a car pulled up beside me.

"Hey, do you wanna ride home?" The man in the car had long black hair and almost white skin, his smile was warm enough, "It's kinda cold to be shirtless don't you think?"

I looked back at the corner of Naruto's house. "Uhm, yeah. Could you give me a ride home?"

He smiled bigger and unlocked the doors, I walked around the car and opened the passenger car door. Seating down in the big black sedan, I pulled my seat belt around me, and heard it click.

"Okay," The man said, as we came to a three way stop, "Left or right?"

"Right" I said, staring at the small house down the right, mine and Itachi's house.

"Oh... Too bad." the man said eerily

"What?" I asked, my heart rate pulsating in my chest. This was a mistake, I should've never said yes. "What, What is it?"

"I was hoping you say left..."

"Wh... Why?" I gulped and stared at the man.

"Because then, when I turned left, you wouldn't be scared." He flicked down the turn signal and turned, smiling at me maliciously.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor will I ever. Well, Read, Reveiw, Enjoy :)