Hey guys, I just wanted to say thanks for all the amazing reviews.
This chapter is dedicated to Browniesarethebest for helping with some of my ideas, motivating my lazy but to work (I wouldn't have even started working on it yet...), and being an awesome girl in general! You rock!
And I'm sorry...I know Robin speaks Romani but when I was writing chapter 1 I was half asleep...plus I had just watched the Avengers and Natasha was stuck in my brain (not like that, perverts).
Plus, Damien and Jason (Yes Damien and Jason) may be out of character, I focus more on Young Justice now a days then Batman...doesn't mean I love it any less!
DISCLAIMER: Do I own this in the future? Hey Bart!
Bart: For the last time, NO YOU DON'T OWN YJ NOW OR IN THE FUTURE!
There you have it...but he could've been nicer...
Young Justice and Teen Titans
1:45
March 30th
Hall of Revelations
Robin was gaping at the teenagers who were standing in front of the screen, looks of confusion on their faces.
"I thought we were going to Pizza Hut!" The one who looked a lot like Robin's secret Identity said. His eyes didn't match Robin's though and he was taller, older, and tanner. Plus, he looked even more grumpy then robin was.
"Only you could screw up walking do the street to Pizza Hut! Oh! Hi, Robin." The red head said, rolling his eyes. Starfire looked confused.
"Why would Friend Jayden be sending us new people so soon?"
"Say what?"
"Dami, we're basically trapped here watching my life." Rob said, smiling. "They know my ID because of the clip we watched and I think you guys are here just because your in a new clip or something. This guy is turbed, trust me." He then turned to the others "Mister Broody—and NO KF, not future me—"
"Hey!"
"—Over here is Damien Wayne. The ginger is Jason Todd. They're my older—and less asterous—brothers."
Damien just sat in a chair which magically appeared by Rob while Jason smiled a little before going to the couch and plopping down by Wally.
"Hello new friends, I am Starfire! We are Robin's team of the future!" Starfire waved and when Damien and Jason saw Robin their eyes widened and their mouths fell open.
Robin, who had cooled his expression, sat down in a huff and gestured towards the screen, which was starting up again. "It's on. Call the me from your time Rob, unless he wants to go by our ID."
The shocked bats just nodded and averted their eyes to the giant TV. "We've so got to get this for the batcave." Jason said and Damien rolled his eyes.
Kaldur, Wally, Roy and Robin can be seen walking towards the Hall of justice.
"Hey look, it's Flash and Flash Jr.!"
Wally groaned "Is it really that hard to remember?"
"No, his name is Speedy!"
"Isn't Speedy Green Arrow's Sidekick?"
"Now that makes no sense!"
Everyone laughed slightly. Kaldur looked questionably at Robin who nodded, it was the day the team had formed.
The sidekicks went towards the hall "I'm a little overwhelmed." Kid Flash muttered to Robin.
Robin's brow creased "Your overwhelmed, Freeze was underwhelmed, why isn't anyone ever just...Whelmed?"
Damien shot daggers at Wally "It was you who got him started doing that?"
Wally scooted down further in his seat "Hey, dude, freeze helped!"
"I am not familiar with the word 'Whelmed'." Starfire said, looking confused.
"It's not a real word, Rob makes up strange words all the time."
The sidekicks walked into the building "Oh...maybe that's why." The screen fades off.
"Why is that important?" Raven muttered. "He just butchered the English language."
"That was the day Young Justice was formed, the day we found Connor at Cadmus and the day we met M'gann." Was all Robin said, his eyes glued to the screen.
"Oh, wait what?"
"Do you think there's any particular order?" Kaldur asked.
"No, It wouldn't have skipped from the circus to here if there was. Chances are we'll see part of this day again sometime." Beast Boy said, making everyone stare at him "What?"
"Wait...Circus, are you okay, Dickwad?" Jason asked, peering down at the smaller boy.
"I'm fine, Jay." 1, 2, 3 "HEY! Don't call me Dickwad! Not asterous, man."
"Guys, it's back." Artemis said quickly, shooting glares at them and obviously wishing she had her arrows.
It shows all the Titans passed out on the floor (Or in Starfire's case, couch)
Robin groaned. Everyone looked at him weird.
He just looked at the Titans and said "Pie." Their faces went pale.
"Ah man, I hate Pie!"
"Pie is most awful!"
"Dude!"
"I had to drink three gallons of tea to get the taste of it out of my mouth..."
"What are you guys talking about?" Zantana asked, peering at the sickened Titans.
"You'll find out. And if anyone laughs I'll let Raven hex you all." Robin grumbles, scooting as far down in his seat as possible without falling out.
Robin groans and sits up "Ugh, how did I—" His face lights up like a kid on Christmas.
"Someone say 'Mind control'." Artemis mutters.
"Mind control!" Beast Boy chimes then blushes.
"He~ey! I'm hungry!"
"He's so happy it's kind of creepy..." Kaldur comments.
"Kind of?" Red Arrow questions and makes everyone laugh. Robin just batglares at them and sinks impossibly lower in his seat.
Raven stands up with a smile on her face "Me two!"
Beastboy is drooling "Me three!"
"I'm officially scared." Rob mutters looking creeped out. Everyone but the Titans nod.
Cyborg nearly pushes Beast Boy down "MAKE IT FOUR!"
"I'm not going to say a word."
"You just did."
"SHUT UP BAYWATCH!"
"How about you both shut up and let us watch!" M'gann snaps and everyone just stares at her in shock. "Um..Please?"
"But," Starfire says quietly "Who is going to feed us?"
"We can feed ourselves very well, thank you." Starfire says, glaring at the screen.
"Hello Sweaties!" An outline of an old lady is seen
"I hate her." Both Beast Boy and Raven grumble, then look shocked at each other.
"If we agree on something..."
"It has to be true." Continued the empath.
"She can't be that bad, she looks like a nice old lady!" M'gann says. The Titans burst into hysterical laughter.
"Oh—My—Gosh!" Beast Boy huffs "Trust me, Dude, she's one of my least favorite—" Robin hit him hard on the shoulder "OW! What'd ya do that for?"
"No spoilers BB."
"Oh."
The old woman steps into view. She is the classic Grandmotherly woman, rosy cheeks, mushroom hat. "Now that we've had a nice nappy wappy,
"Nappy Wappy?" Red Arrow questioned, looking like he was trying not to laugh.
"Worst." Robin and Starfire start off.
"Villain." Beast Boy and Raven say together.
"Ever." Cyborg finishes and shudders.
what would my wittle ones like to eat?"
"Pie!" Robin grins.
"NOOO! Don't give Robin SUGAR! ARE YOU CRAZY?" Wally and Roy scream together. Everyone but the Robins look at them like they're idiots.
"It doesn't affect me because of her spell..." Is all Robin says, smirking.
"I figured it wouldn't, but then again I'm you." Rob replys.
"Creepy level went up one when little man started talking to himself." Cyborg says, then blushes when everyone looks at him "Well, am I wrong?"
"Pie!" Raven declares.
"Pie." Beast Boy says right after.
"Pi~ie!"
"PIE!" Cyborg yells.
"You're very loud." Kaldur says off hand.
"Wait until you see him with the T-Car." Every titan shudders.
The woman does a spell and with a pink blast, 5 pies appear at the counter. Everyone rushes to them. "Thank you mother Mae Eye!" They then devour the pies.
"Is Starfire eating the tin?" Wally asked, horrified.
"Like you can talk, Wally!"
"Dude! I have a high metabolism!"
"Ummhmm."
"Actually, we're lucky she didn't put mustard on it." All of the titans look sick to their stomachs at the sight of the pie, but Starfire brightens up at the word mustard.
"I love mustard!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha! You're ever so welcome, children. And remember, Mother loves you!" She winks and her eyes turn purple.
"Please let it end there, Please let it end there!" All the titans began chanting as the screen turned black.
"Crap!" Cyborg yells.
Mother Mae Eye comes running through, her spoon decorating the tower "Oh this drab and dreary tower will never do!"
"Drab and Dreary!"
"That hurts, dude!"
"That's our home, man!"
"Guys, it's a TV screen." Raven dead pans and Starfire, Beast Boy, and Cyborg blush.
"Wait, so let me get this straight. She had you under this spell that made you guys think she was your mother?" Connor asks.
"Worse, she made us think that we were around 13 years younger and she was our mother. It wore off if we didn't eat her pie for a while."
"Wait, 12 years younger...So Robin and Beastboy basically thought they were three—I don't know your ages." M'gann blushes.
"Friends Robin and Beast Boy basically thought they were the three years of age, I thought i was the four years of age for a while, Friend Raven thought she was the five years of age and Friend Cyborg thought he was the six years of age. But there were still the underlings of older age that came through at times" (A.N: I don't know if that's their actual ages or not) Starfire says, glaring at the screen.
"My little ones must be surrounded by sugar, and spice, and everything nice!" She proceeded to turn the tower into the gingerbread house from Hansel and Gretel.
"Shoes, on the floor?" She laughed
"Okay, I didn't see it before but she's really creepy." Artemis says, wincing as Mother Mae Eye picks up the shoes with magic.
"Yup."
She then goes to Beast Boy's room and the shoes go to his feet, he reaches to tie them and—
"Uh, uh, uh! Mother's little Beast Boy is to young to tie his shoes!" She magically ties them.
Beast Boy looks up with purple eyes "Thank you Mother."
"Aren't his eyes green?"
"I think they're purple." Wally interjects
"Or that's the spell." Artemis shoots back.
" Or you could stop arguing and just look at his eyes." Kaldur sighs.
They do that and Artemis smiles triumphantly "Told you they were green."
The screen cuts to Raven and Cyborg devouring pies. "They're Pie-licious!"
Everyone laughs.
"Pie-licious, huh?" Rob says, rubbing his chin.
"Oh no, you say that word once and I swear I will destroy the elephant." Damien threatens.
Rob's eyes widen from behind his mask "You wouldn't dare."
Jason cuts in "He would, trust me, I've seen it! He's crazy!" Everyone stares at him and he muttered "Everybody hates a ginger."
Wally and Roy nodded in sympathy. "We feel ya."
"Of course they are, Mother bakes them with love."
"Now Children, eat as much as you like, but we musent be messy!" She then gets out her wand/spoon. "Cyborg needs his bibby-wibby!" She magics a bib on him that says 'I'm a big boy!'
"That image is even worse then Monkey's." Connor says, shuddering.
Everyone else was laughing hysterically (minus Cyborg, of course) "Not funny man! Stop it, 'ight! Just wait 'till you see BB's BUNNY SUIT or Rae-Raes DRESS." They both stopped laughing (Raven stopped smiling) and glared at him.
"I mean, look it's playin'..."
"And little Raven has crumbleys all over her face!" It zooms in and shows Raven's lighter purple eyes and Mother Mae eye cleaning her face with a rag.
One look from Raven and even Wally isn't laughing.
She waves her spoon and a ton of pies appear in front of them.
"Thanks, Mother Mae eye!"
It cuts to Robin, with his hair hanging down looking in a mirror. He reaches out and dabs a ton of hair gel of his glove, then with practiced ninja moves styles his hair.
In the mirror a witch appears, but turning around it's mother Mae Eye. "Oh Robin, you'll never tame that unruly hair without help from mother!"
"DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR!" Robin yells and everyone looks at him.
"We don't actually remember what happened with Mother Mae Eye, we just know it's embarrassing. And the Dude's protective over his hair..." Beast Boy explained.
Mother Mae Eye combs Robins hair until it falls in the classic 'little boy' style.
"Dude, your hair..."
"Shut up, Kid Mouth."
Robins head spins around "I love you Mother Mae Eye."
"Forget paranormal activity, this shit is freaky." Jason yelled, looking disgusted.
"Wait until you see the gadgets she gives friend Robin." Starfire giggles.
"Gadgets? She takes away my birderangs? What gadgets!?"
It cuts to Starfire "No! I have long been capable of getting my own boogers!"
Everyone's face: O.o
"Nonsense, Mother's always been here to take care of you. NOW EAT MORE PIE!" Starfire's eyes go purple.
"Thank you, mother." The screen goes black.
"Hey guys!"
"Hi Jayden!"
"Whose the blonde?" Jason stage whispers.
"I don't know!" Damien stage-whispers back.
"Oh, I'm the guy who brought you here. Hi. I figured I'd let you all take a break, the door to your left is the kitchen and the door to your right is bathrooms. No sleeping or anything yet...It's like 2:30. Anyway, I've got a chapter to end, peace!" Jayden disappears.
"Well, I'm hungry!" Wally speeds to the kitchen.
"Your always hungry! He's always hungry." Rob mutters the last part.
"Think we'll have to watch more of Mother Mae Eye?"
Everyone but the Titans laugh and say "I hope so!"
Sorry for bad ending, but It was getting kind of long... Please Review? Anyone who reviews three times (or who I just like a lot/ Reviews twice and PMS me) will get a sneak peek to the upcoming chapter! Bye!
Love the-guy-who-totally-isn't-a-Jayden,
Connor Elric