Hey guys, sorry for the delay but I recently moved. I know it's not a big excuse…but…

I was feeling kind of touchy-feely these last few days, in a romantic way. ;) This guy has a date! He's really nice, and hot. Anyway! If you're homophobic or whatever I don't care, keep reading and pretend you don't know or even flame me.

Shout out to Storm (even though you're not reading this) thanks for asking me out and I can't wait!

Disclaimer: Bart didn't say anything about TT last time…

Bart: NO, NO, AND NO!

Me: Awww, darn it!

Young Justice and Teen Titans

2:45

March 30th

Hall of Revelations

Wally laughed as he shoved a whole bag of Doritos down his throat. "Dumph themph gob evumphytin!"

"I doubt they have everything, Wally, and gross! Chew with your mouth shut please." M'gann said before the boy wonder could say anything.

"You understood him?" Rob looked at her in awe "Only me and Spee—Red Arrow has ever understood him!"

"Trust me, he's had a lot more in his mouth then that when talking before."

"When am I going to get 'used to Wally's eating', again?" Zantana asked, smiling as she kissed her boyfriend on the cheek.

"I said eventually, no one here's a miracle worked. We're all just superheroes." Rob's brow furrowed "That came out wrong."

Zantana just laughed and went back to the living-room area. "We've been gone for a while, it feels like a few weeks actually."

Artemis just stared at her "Please, it's been fifteen minutes."

"I'm just saying, it feels like much longer."

"Jayden wouldn't leave us hanging for a few weeks, I'm sure." Kaldur said, stopping the argument.

"Hey, where'd the future you and the Titans go?" Zantana suddenly asked, noticing their absent.

"I think I saw Raven and Beast Boy heading to go somewhere. Beast boy said, and I quote." M'gann cleared her throat and did a perfect impression of Beast Boy. ""Come ooooon Rae! When will we get time to do this, we're surrounded by tiny Robin's!" At least I think that's what he said."

"Woah, you don't think…?"

Wally shook his head "No way, they're to different dude!"

Robin smirked "How about we make this interesting. Twenty bucks says they are together."

"You're on!"

"…Wally just signed his death sentence."

"HEY!"

"Sorry we left; we had to see if our T-phones would work. They didn't." Cyborg said, coming in all gloomy.

Suddenly, Jayden's voice blasted through. "If you miss the Titans, I'll send two right over!" Robin looked at the ceiling.

"More people, really?"

"Yep!"

Suddenly, in two bursts of light, a pink haired girl and a red-haired teen were standing in front of the couch.

"Wally! I thought we were going to—"

"Pizza Hut?" Jason asked, looking miserable as he sat by Wally, who was (surprise, surprise) stuffing his face again.

The girl's pink eyes widened "How'd you know?"

"Us too."

"Jinx! Kid Flash!" Robin approached them, smiling slightly.

"Hey Robin." The harmonized together, everyone's eyes flickered down to where they were…holding hands?

"BAYWATCH! I—how could…two years? Almost three years and you already have another girlfriend!?" Artemis screamed, looking heart broken.

"Artemis, you both break up with each other. Actually, last time I saw you, you were dating Kaldur." Artemis's eyes widen.

"I wouldn't do that to Rocket, speaking of her, where is she? She didn't show up with us…"

Kaldur and Artemis glance awkwardly at each other and scoot far away. YJWally holds onto his current girlfriend and eyes the other up and down. She's hot.

"So…why are we here?" Jinx said, scowling at the blonde that her boyfriend used to date. Guess he likes pink better then yellow. (It's obviously a dye job!)

"To watch clips about me, the team, my past, exctra, exctra." Robin yawned. "Speaking of which, it's getting ready to start. M'gann, can you call every one of your teammates through the mind link, I'll use the communicators. They work on the people in here but not out."

Once everyone was back and seated, the clip began to roll.

A guy in riding through the streets on a motorcycle. He's shooting everything and laughing. "That's right, run and hide! The streets belong to Johnny Rancid!"

Robin suddenly paled even worse then with Mother Mae Eye. "You don't think it's…?"

Beast Boy and Cyborg smiled evilly down at him. "Laaaaaaarry!"

"Knock it out." Raven said, glaring daggers "What if that was you?" Beast Boy and Cyborg face planted.

"What's going on?" M'gann asked. Connor shrugged.

"Who's Larry?" Kid Flash asked, smirking at Robin.

"Nobody, dear god let it just be another sweep of Johnny Rancid!" Robin panicked. Larry was…eccentric to say the least.

Robin's R-Cycle comes down and he pulls to a stop facing off rancid.

"End of the road, Johnny."

"Robin, a little birdy name for a little birdy boy.

Wally was silenced by the glare which rivaled Batman's himself from a certain future-going bird.

You can't stop me!" He begins revving his engine. "You can't even catch me!" He speeds off.

Robin's right on his tail until he throws a carton of oranges at his cycle, making Robin wipe out.

"Looks like you still need training wheels."

"I am doing the hating of that man!" Starfire says, holding onto Robin as to assure that he's still here and he's not hurt.

"It's fine, Star." They smile at each other and blush. Zantana's coke can crumbles under her fingers.

The scene cuts to Robin following Rancid up a car.

"That wasn't very nice, Robin." Damien says.

"Yes, tsk tsk."

Robin rolls his eyes and looks pained as he glances at his red-haired brother.

"Face it, bird boy! You're just a stupid little kid!"

"Uh oh."

"Wrong move."

"Poor guy."

"Better him then me."

All of the people from the past comment, wincing in sympathy for what Johnny Rancid is sure to get.

Robin gets visably pissed and begins to speed after Rancid, resulting in a crash.

"Ouch."

"Poor Robin."

"How could he miss that?"

"Better him then me."

Robin glares at them and they stop laughing and shut up.

Robin has his arm bared to Raven, who is healing it in a blue light.

"I've reduced the injury to a minor fracture, but your still gonna need that cast for a few weeks."

Robin takes his arm back "Oh! I don't believe this, how could I make such a stupid mistake!?"

"It wasn't your fault." Starfire said, smiling at him lightly.

"Um yes it wa—" Beast Boy is cut off with a bag of doritos (Wally's looking innocent…what! He didn't do anything, he just…um ate them all?)

"Please, no more Robin yelling at Robin."

"Yeah, man, stop kicking yourself. Accidents happen." Cyborg comes up behind the couch with Starfire.

"Not to me, they don't."

"Dude!" A lightbulb appears over Beast Boy's head "I know just how to cheer you up.

"Dear god, no!

"We all have to sign your—" He's cut off by a glare from Robin. "Or not."

"Thanks for your concern guys, but—" He started to get up.

"NO!" The whole team tackled him.

"If that's not tough love I don't know what is." Wally said cheerfully, making Rob glare at him.

"Try it and die west, try it and die."

"Wasn't gonna!" Wally said unconvincingly.

"You are in no condition to continue pursuing the Johnny Rancid!"

"I know—I was just reaching for the remote."

Everyone face palmed.

"Really? What would you do?" Raven dead panned. Then they shrugged and agreed.

"You mean—"

"You're not gonna be all 'crazy determined?"

"And insist you're fine when you are not,"

"And yell at us for trying to make you stay home?"

"I love you guys." Robin said out of no where, smiling at the screen.

"D'AWWWE!" He was crushed in a group hug that made everyone from Young Justice feel crappy. He was their baby brother, but now he had a whole new team. Whole new minus Kid Flash and Jinx, who were even invited into the awkward (for YJ) hug and accepted it without a seconds notice.

"Home? You don't live with Batman?" Jason asked as soon as the hug was over.

Robin went still and Starfire grabbed his hand while Kid Flash gave him a pat on the back as if to…ground him? "Batman," Everyone was shocked at the gravelly, emotionless voice. "I no longer work with him. The tabloids think Dick Grayson is at a boarding school. I haven't seen him since I left Gotham."

Rob's mouth fell open "I…leave…Batman?"

Robin didn't answer and just glared at the screen.

"You guys can handle Rancid," He waved the remote and his cast "With this on my arm I'd probably just mess up again. Go. Take him down. I'll be just fine by my—AH!"

"Yup, you look 'just fine' to me."

"Shut up."

"Dude!"

"Robin!"

"Oh!"

"What's wrong!?"

Robin began to twitch and misshape.

"Whats…"

"Larry."

"Ooh…kay?"

Suddenly something flew out of Robin's forehead and a small, impish version of him stood on the coffee table.

Needless to say, not even the bat/birdglare could rein everyone in with their laughter.

"Yay! I made it! Robin, Hi!"

"Um…Did that come from—"

"Who're you?" Robin asked, looking weirded out.

"I'm…I'm you!"

"Whatchyu talkin bout, Cyborg!?" M'gann said, gapping at the imp Robin on screen.

"Have you been watching all my children?"

"Maybe."

"DNA's identical, he was telling the truth."

"Yay! We're DNA buddies!"

"You've got to be kidding me."

He begins running around the room, laughing and dragging stuff out. "Open, close, open, close."

"Hey, your making a mess!"

"Did he just…"

"Take a bite out of the couch? I didn't see anything."

"Me neither."

"If someone was trying to clone me, they didn't do a very good job."

'Larry' looked hurt "No, not clone! I'm you, another you from another universe! All the way from –mumble- Robin's DNA buddy and number 1 fan… Nosyarg Kcid!"

"Isn't that Dick Grayson backwards?"

"Oh, yeah, it is isn't it?"

"Welcome to our universe, small amusing Robin!" the doppleganger melted into a puddle on the ground.

"Awwwwwe!"

The screen fades to black.

"What!?"

"Ah, man, no!"

"Come on, more of Nosy!"

"His name's Larry."

"Come on, more of Larry!"

"Sorry guys, no more Larry right now. It's over eight pages already." Jayden said, smiling as he randomly appeared "But, I decided It's time to exploit a few of my favorite couples!"

"Oh no…" Beast Boy and Raven looked at each other before blushing and looking away.

Starfire and Robin just smiled and held onto each other's hands.

"Every couple, except for KF and Jinx, you guys have waaay more stuff I want to add, will have one clip. Same with Garfield and Rachel, but I wanted to show this clip, so you get waaay more and a clip!" No one could remember who Garfield and Rachel were except the Titans, who were smirking.

"Here You Go!"

Red Arrow was pacing back and forth, tearing at his head and looking like he was panicking. He looks up and grabs for his arrow when he sees a figure.

"It's alright, it's just me." Cheshire says as she sweeps through the window.

Everyone glares at Roy. "I…At least we get to see Chesh sing." He said quietly.

"Is this from when Klarion did that freaking music spell?" Artemis said, looking mortified at the thought of her sister and Roy.

"Yup."

"What do you want."

"I came for answers." Cheshire said, taking off her mask and glaring at Roy.

"She's so pretty without the mask." M'gann said without thinking.

Artemis nodded "She is."

"I can't give you those."

"You have to! You—you! Do you know how you make me feel! What you do to me!? It—I…"

She suddenly begins to sing with music from no-where. "My heart booms
At the speed of light
But the exit sign's
Always on my mind
Always in my sight
I can say that I
Really want to stay
But the devil inside
Always wins the fight
Always gets his way" Cheshire looked horrified as she sang, clutching her throat. Then she began to nod and danced with the song.

"Jump out the window
Gotta get out on the highway
When things are getting too attached
I need an escape
I'm seeing stars and there is
Nothing more that I hate
Baby, there's something that I gotta say" Cheshire looks at Red Arrow with a look of pure hatred.

"This is sweet, in a psychotic way."

"It's disgusting how I love you" Red Arrow looked surprised. Cheshire tried to jump out the window again, but was grabbed by him.
"I can't take it, I should hate you
Cause you're messing up my name
Gotta walk my talk, my fame" She proceded to strut away from him.

"Did your sister just…?"

"Shut it, Baywatch."

"But I just wanna touch your face" She moved forward, towards Red Arrow.
"It's disgusting" She slapped her hand away and turned away from him.
"It's disgusting how you changed me
From a bandit to a baby
Think I might gotta change my name
If I'm gonna walk this walk of shame
Look at what you do to me, it's disgusting" Cheshire and Red Arrow lean in, and begin passionately kissing.

"You and Cheshire…? Sweet!"

"Shut up Wally!"

"Shut up Baywatch!" Red Arrow and Artemis freeze and look at each other in horror.

Starfire peered down the Hallway and looked into a room, she then eeped and ran back.

"Ooookay?"

It was Morning now and everyone was having coffee at the table, it was plainly Christmas time. "Friend Raven, I would like to congratulate you on your new found love!"

Raven spit out some of her tea. "Wh-What?"

"Yeah, Star, what's up?"

"Well, I saw Raven kissing Santa Claus under the mistletoe last night."

Everyone's eyes were on Raven and Beast Boy was sinking low in his chair.

"You didn't—"

A black energy thing enveloped over Jason's mouth and Raven glared threateningly at everyone else.

"Oh, Really?" Robin smiled at Raven before the same energy thing enveloped his mouth.

"Not a word."

Beast Boy ran after her, on the fridge was a note, the camera zooms in on it.

Hey, BB

You know Star is new to earth and believes in Santa. It's your year to be him. Don't forget the suit!

"Oh, so it wasn't just kinky stuff—" Kid Flash was cut off by his girlfriend.

"He didn't mean that. Shut your face before Raven covers it, Wally!"

It's now night, the clock reads 11:58 Christmas day. "Hey, Beast Boy?" Raven is in her cloak, which is oddly hiding her leotard, hiding something behind her back.

"Yeah, Rae?"

"I never gave you your other Christmas present."

Raven groaned and slipped low in her seat, avoiding eye contact and willing the floor to eat her up.

"You got me something else?" Beast Boy asks incredulously.

Raven nodded "It's my turn to play Santa." She opens the cape to reveal a blue and black Santa costume complete with a hat.

"Not. One. Word. For. Any. Who. Wish. To. LIVE." Surprisingly, it's Beast Boy who grounds that out.

Beast Boy smiles "Raven, you remembered!"

Raven scowled "Don't think this will become a habit, or anything. Now, here's your present." As if summoning courage, she pulls a sprig of mistletoe from behind her back and throws her arms around the changeling.

"Merry Christmas."

"Awwwwwwwwwwe."

"That's adorable!"

At the top of the stairs, Robin and Starfire high-five and close a file which reads 'Operation: BBRAE!'

"RUN STAR!"

"Coming Robin!"

"I'm going to kill you two!"

Beast Boy looked very serious at the TV "This, is why we don't give Robin coffee."

Sorry, It got kind of long and I'm almost late for my date! Please Review!