DISCLAIMER: Regrettably none of the characters about to be mentioned are mine, (Though I certainly wouldn't mind taking James off of JK Rowling's hands…) only most of the events that are used.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I like capitol letters. I just want to get that out of the way now. I think they're really swell. Onto more relevant business, this is going to be a random collection of notes the Marauders pass during their many detentions as well as during class time. Actually dialogued and written chapters might pop up now and then, but I really like the idea of writing in note form. I've talked enough, I hope you enjoy my odd sense of humor and please review if you like it or if you hate it or whatever! And, before I let you read, just know that perhaps not all of my piecing will be entirely cohesive and if you have any questions about things mentioned or not mentioned, feel free to ask!
-Lils xox
PS: I know a lot of people don't like Peter. I know I don't particularly have mushy good feelings for him, but he was still a Marauder and he used to be a good friend and a good person, so he's here. Also, this specific bit of notes take place two months into 5th year, and I figure they had become Animagi by then, hence the nicknames.
Key:
Remus-Normal
Peter-Underlined
Sirius-Bolded
James-Italicized
DETENTION SLIP-Year: 5th
Issued By: McGONAGALL, PROFESSOR M.
Served In: FLITWICK, PROFESSOR F.
Sentence: WRITING LINES
Crime: DON'T ASK.
I hate you all.
Awww, don't say that, Moony.
Yeah, Moony! You know you love us!
You're mostly right, James… Padfoot?
Yeah?
This is your fault. I hate YOU.
Nu uh! It was James' idea!
It was not!
Would you like to see the notes pertaining to the incident?
Yes!
All right then.
'Hey guys! Wanna prank Snivellous in Potions?'
'No.'
'Not today. Practice tonight, remember?'
'And I have Gobstones! It's the first meeting of the month and they're picking a new Club President!'
'Ah. Sweet, innocent, Gobstone-obsessed Wormtail… Anyways. Come on, one little prank? I just wanna add an extra ingredient!'
'You can.'
'But nothing dangerous.'
'AND DON"T GET CAUGHT. We're up against Ravenclaw next game and they've been booking the field a lot lately.'
Explain to me again why you decided turning him into a frog would be a good idea?
And the whole 'he's got to be kissed by a girl' thing. You know Evans is the only girl who'll go anywhere near him.
It's a classic story book element whose repercussions in the particular situation I sort of overlooked.
Oh, and the 'Prongs hates Snape' thing.
I didn't know Prongs would jump him!
You didn't?
Even I knew that!
I said I was sorry!
No, you blamed it on me!
You're the one who pounced!
I hate you all.
Even me?
Not you Peter.
Even me?
Not so much you, James.
Even me?
Yes.
Jerk…