DISCLAIMER: Alas, all of these lovely characters still belong to JK Rowling.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Here's the detention received from the Catnip Incident. I just want to say again before I let you read that not all of my piecing will be entirely cohesive and if you have any questions, feel free to ask! Please review if you like it or if you hate it or whatever!
-Lils xox
Key:
Remus-Normal
Peter-Underlined
Sirius-Bolded
James-Italicized
DETENTION SLIP-Year: 5th
Issued By: McGONAGALL, PROFESSOR M.
Served In: McGONAGALL, PROFESSOR M.
Sentence: WRITING LINES
Crime: CATNIP INCIDENT
Moony?
Moony?
Moony?
Moony?
Moony?
Moony?
Moony?
Moony?
Moony?
WHAT?
Hi!
Shut up, Sirius.
OK!
Moony?
Yes, Peter?
How do you spell that one word with the 'R'? And the one before it? And after it?
'I will not attempt to bribe and/or prank my teacher by tempting or drowning that teacher in catnip, regardless of anything about said teacher having anything remotely to do with cats.'
Are lines even allowed to be that long?
Sadly, yes,
We have to write that 150 times?
Sadly, yes.
I despise you Black.
I didn't know she'd be angry! I thought cats liked catnip!
Making all that catnip rain down from the ceiling is NOT the way to go about giving McGonagall catnip.
Well sorry. I try and give Minnie a gift and I have to do lines and get yelled at by our best friends.
You deserve it. Now write your lines.
You all hate me, don't you?
Yes.
You should probably write your lines.
Pshh. I don't write lines.
Padfoot?
Yeah?
WRITE YOUR LINES!
Yes Moony…
Ha! You're whipped, Pads.
James, write.
Oh, you don't scare me Remus.
I'll tell Lily where her socks keep going.
Writing!
Haha! This is fun!
Remus, can I say something?
Yes.
Peter, the fact that you find this detention 'fun' is wrong and deeply worries me.
Moony, can I say something?
Quickly.
Sirius, be nice. You think detention is fun sometimes too.
Remus?
You can talk freely, Peter.
Oh? Yay! Well, um, I like detention because I get to spend it with you guys…
Aww, that's nice Peter.
Yeah that is re-
Write, Sirius.