RipredIsAwesome: More randomness!!

Disclaimer: Is 6Teen this random? Okay maybe sometimes but clearly not often enough to make it look like I own 6Teen!!!!!

"If you look into my belly button, you can find magical things," said Jude.

"If you look up my nose, you can see the future," said Jonsey.

"If you stick your butt up my ear, you might hear a fart," said Jude.

"Highlighter!!" said Catlin.

"I should buy you a soda pop," said Wyatt.

"I should buy you my grandmother's eyeball," said Nikkie.

"What did the five fingers say to the face???" asked Jude. "SLAP!!" said Jude as he slapped the world with his sweaty and sacred hand.