A Series of CrackFic Events

by SchrodingersHipster

Possibly the outright stupidest - yet funny yes I will admit they're funny if you enjoy stupidity - thing to ever be written by my brother. Ever. Note: If you don't like stupidity, then don't read. You'll just waste your time

19. Picasso is Phat as the Cat in the Hat

RipredIsAwesome: Here's another one for you, he's apparently making up for his un-randomness he felt for quite a while.

Disclaimer: To any questions you may have, this disclaimer is to say that I do NOT own 6Teen. Sorry for all you who might've been betting money otherwise.

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"I'm as phat as the cat in the hat," said Jude.

"I play the bongos," said Jonsey.

"Did you know platypus's ooze their milk?" asked Jude.

"Where'd you learn that?" asked Nikki.

"Military School," said Jude.

"I'm going out with a platypus," said Catlin. "His name is Jason."

"PICASSO!" they all said together.