Me: As you can see, my brother's writing has matured. He's no longer writing 3 sentences per chapter. But if this makes no sense, don't worry. It didn't make any sense to me when I had to type this for him.
Disclaimer: I do not own Jude, Jonsey, walruses, Broadway, the Tony Awards or the word "happificalness." The last word is owned by my brother
As Jude makes a paper walrus, he is singing a song. He sang:
Jude: CHOO CHOO Trains!
CHOO CHOO Trains!
I am a chugga, chugga CHOO CHOO Train!
Vroom Vroom Bus!
Vroom Vroom Bus!
I am a vroomy, vroomy,
Vroom, Vroom Bus!
Gobble gobble EAT!
Gobble gobble EAT!
Gobble, gobble EAT!
I really like to eat
Yummy yummy gobble gobble
EAT!
He finishes his walrus. Then he and Jonsey make up their very own Broadway Tony Award winning play. They decide to show it to everybody else. This is the play (in play format for your reading happificalness*)
Jonsey: Look! Jude! It's a walrus!
Jude: No, that's a taco! I wanna eat it!
Jonsey: It a walrus!
Jude: It a dang taco!
Jonsey: Walrus!
Jude: Taco!
Jonsey: WALLLRUUUSSS!
Jude: TAAACCCOOO!
Jonsey: It's a tomato!
Jude: Or is it a banana?
Jonsey: It's an orange! Of course!
Jude: It's a walrus…isn't it?
Jonsey: It's a taco!
Jude: It's a walrus!
Jonsey: Okay, let's go wit dat. See ya'll later, home orange slices.
*happificalness= when the monkey goes up in a hot air balloon and screams " JOO NEED A KEY!"