Me: Well, a new chapter, full of epic randomness and stuff that doesn't make any sense whatsoever...
Andrew The Little "Genius Writer": Now listen, yes I live somewhere in Ohio where i'm not going to tell you where so I don't get even more stalkers because I'm an incredibly gorgeous 12 year old, but I am mainly a Pittsburgh sports fan, but they do not have a basketball team so i like the Cavaleirs. Now enjoy my newer style of writing. I write big words and sentences; I guess my english "packet lady" teacher got through to me... somewhat.
Me: I had to still do proofreading...that was all one big run on sentence before hand (my brother loves commas.) But now, to the disclaimer!
Done Did Not Owning Thing: Done did do does 6Teen, those done did ball playing guys, Done dang dorbell dinosaur playing thing, done did sleepin' space invader guy or DONE DID, diploma Done Did Pa and Done Did Son, do that playing and moving with a done did muffler.
Disclaimer (english translation): I do not own 6Teen, LeBron James, Tiger Woods, any other Sports refernce I might be forgeting, Bed Intruder (at bottom) or Done Did, owned by Derek and Dakota, two people in marching band with me. (A "Done Did muffler" in Done Did is a trumpet by the way.) (Oh and I hope LeBron James, doesn't read this.)
"Jonsey! My maid! You've come back for me! But you must promise me one thing, never leave me again!…" said Jude
"What are doing? Is this like your little play practice? Is this your 'PP'! Do You Think I Appreciate This!" protested Jonsey in response
"…b-but well, umm I thou –"Jude stuttered until he was interrupted by Jonsey
"Well you thought right! This is the best birthday present I've gotten since the summer of '74!" Jonsey boomed
"Jonsey, I can honestly say that doesn't make sense. Three things are wrong with this. One, you're not a maid… (as far as we know). Two, Your 16 years old, and I'm guessing 2010 and 2011 minus 16 doesn't equal 1974, and your birthday is in the winter so how can it be the summer of 74." Said Nikki
"Camp town races eat that potato!" sang Jonsey and Jude together. "Ho ho ho! I'm Tiger Woods! Come and get some groceries! That's what I say when Oregon makes a fake punt and I will all the dippin' dots day! After the cat walks outta my butt, I will graduate the 7th grade, Hip hop! Hop on pop! It's Christmas time! I feel like a Mime!... Ding Dong Jiggety man I mean just done did that was sizzlin'!"
"That had no sense of rhythm or any sense at all…" said Nikki shaking her head disapprovingly.
"Ya know what I think?" said Wyatt. "Four scores and seven field goals ago, our Big Ben Roethlisberger was a great quarterback, which he still is so I ask you all, can you forgive him?"
"Never!" screamed Jonsey.
"Ok, didn't go as planned but I am here to eat your corn, because I'm obviously hungry and obviously, there's a rapist in Miami, and he goes by the name of Lebron James so all you homies in LA, gives the Cavs some love and never beat them by 55 again… that was hurtful. I mean the Browns and Cinci can suck it but the Cavs are so helpless so I ask you, is Abraham Lincoln really holding Betty White over his oven in the basement of Tony Hawks's imagination!"
"OMG he just touched me in many ways, I forgive you Ben! And I will ask Carmelo Anthony to go to the Cavs!" said Jude
"And finally, he'll be climbin in yo windows snatchin' yo people up so hide ya kids, hide ya wife and hide your husband cuz he's rapin' everybody out there. Thank yuns, and good night." Wyatt was finished and as he walked away from his night gown, he fell in a hole, so the lesson in the chapter is whenever Lebron leaves Cleveland, we gotta put the hurt on him. Also put the hurt on Tom Brady .