Valeintine's diary

by I vote for crowley

Valetine: "its not a diary! its a journal about my son...s" us: "yeah we know..." jace found valentine's record of his son, that's where he found out his name was jonathan christopher, this are some of this records.

2. Chapter 2

Dear diary

Today I yelled at Jonathan and he started crying.

That was really weird because he never cries – he is part greater demon.

I just figured out I yelled at the none-demon Jonathan, that means I probably shouldn't have poked him with that sword, he dies easily.

BRB

(Be Right Back, idiots)

5 minutes later

He is alive.

And still crying, for god's sake!

I think I'm going to torture the angel in the basement, you know – it's funny…

My shrink tells me it's not normal to have a torture chamber with an angel inside it in your house, but I don't buy it, its so much fun- I bet everyone has one!

Well, what would he know? He is a mundie!

And a homeless…

I should find a better shrink.

I mean, he said I'm obsessed with the name Jonathan just because I called both my sons Jonathan, killed another Jonathan and have the biggest collection of books with the name Jonathan in the world.

Ohh… and I'm looking for the mortal instruments that Jonathan touched.

When I find all three mortal instruments I have 2 things to ask the angel, but I can only get one wish, help me pick!

1. Take over the clave with demon's and stuff and rule the world (totally lame!)

2. Get Jonathan Shadowhunter's autograph as a tattoo (OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, I'm soo picking this one!)

I think I'll pick option 2.

I'll ask Jonathan.

30 minutes later

He called me an idiot and reminded me that Jonathan Shadowhunter didn't have an autograph. I guess he is right but he could be nicer about it!

I mean at first I asked the wrong Jonathan, when I told him about my plans to rule the world he looked at me with his look that make you fill like a sinner and all he said was "I don't understand".

Then I remembered this is the angel-part Jonathan, so he doesn't know about my plan to rule the world so I quickly left to find the right Jonathan who told me to stop being an idiot.

I don't like it when people call me an idiot.

I think I like the other one better.

You know Jonathan Christopher.

They are both named Jonathan Christopher.

Dammit.

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