Immediately, Wally's jaw dropped, "Aye! Not this prick!" He was never a fan of 'The Kid', what with having the hots for Wally's now-girlfriend, and having the admiration of his best friend...

Ace simply looked at him and laughed, "My, how you've grown, Goldilocks!" He now looked up at the australian, as opposed to downward.

"You filthy little..." The boy started, but Hoagie interrupted him.

"Hehehehe... Uh, excuse him, Ace." Hoagie apologized, then he turned to all his friends, "Guys... Ace was kind enough to offer his private jet for us to get to Aruba tonight, why don't we thank him?"

Nigel stroked his chin skeptically, "Wait a second... You're our age, aren't you?" He asked the pilot.

"Give or take a couple months, yes."

"Then..." Rachel picked up on what Nigel was getting at, "How in the heck did you get yourself a private jet?"

Ace chuckled and rubbed the back of his neck, "Well, you know... Impress the right people with your amazing flying skills and they're willing to register a plane under their own name and let you use it... Nothing special, of course. Besides, I know this baby's in and outs, I've had plenty of practice. So don't sweat it, everything'll be just fine."

Kuki gazed in awe, "Wowwwwwwwww!" She cooed, impressed by the teen.

Jealous as always, Wally scowled and shouted, "Hey! There's nothing cool about someone who has their own... private... Ah crud! Forget it!" He stormed off towards the seat, calling back to the group, "If you need me I'll be listening to Rubber Soul!"

Fanny still didn't quite buy into this whole situation, as promising as it seemed, "So... You're just gonna fly us almost a quarter of a day's worth of time just to turn around and do it again?" She demanded, giving Ace a dirty look.

"Oh you haven't told them yet?" The teen asked Hoagie, who simply blushed and looked the other way. Ace looked back at the others, "Well my payment for doing this for you guys was admittance into your suite."

"OH JUST FRIGGIN BRILLIANT!" Wally's voice echoed from the back of the plane.

Patton nodded with his off-in-the-distance friend, "Unfortunately I'm gonna have to agree with Beatles on this one... We have a four room suite and that's two people per room... There's no place for a ninth..."

Hoagie interrupted his train of thought, "Well... It's only a problem for us guys. I was thinking I would room with Ace, since I doubt anyone else wants to..."

"DAMN STRAIGHT!" The australian accent shrieked from the back.

"A-anyway... So someone is gonna have to sleep in the common room... So you, Nigel and Wally have to duke that out."

The black haired teen gave a pissed look to Hoagie, "Thanks for making this arrangement without consulting anyone else, moron!"

Rachel scowled as well, "Yeah, Hoagie, this is everyone's vacation!"

"Stupid BOY!" Fanny, not one to boast originality, shrieked.

But Abby took the high road, "Guys! Guys! Let's not get so harsh... I mean Hoagie is saving the vacation by doing this! We should be thanking him, not getting mad at him! Now... Let's thank our gracious pilot and take our seats and get this friggin' vacation going!"

As the plane began taking off, Rachel finally settled into a seat next to Patton, who was looking a little pale. "Hey... You feeling okay, Drilovsky?" She asked kindly, concerned for his wellbeing.

"F-fine... a little under the weather... But I'm good..." He moaned back, still white as a ghost.

"A-are... Are you afraid of planes?" The blond girl asked her friend.

"I'm fine! Back off!" It was clear his face was trying to turn red, but it was completely devoid of blood due to his phobia. He froze as the plane lifted off the ground and grabbed his ears, "Lalalalalalala! I can't hear the jets! Blah blah blah!"

Fanny popped up right behind him, from her own seat, "Well, well... Whadda we have here? Look at wee little Patton! Scared of a little hunk of junk that flies!"

"S-shut up, Fulbright!" He groaned, "I just ate something funny this morning is all..."

The irish girl couldn't help but start laughing, "Oh sure! I'm positive that's why you're not feeling well! Not because you're a timid little baby!"

"Can it, will you?" Patton begged.

Fanny grinned deviously, "Well, well, well, not so tough now, are we big guy?"

Covering his mouth as he tried to stop himself from throwing up, Patton somehow turned even whiter. "I think I'm gonna-" But then he grabbed the barf bag under his seat, placed for the passengers' conveniences, and went all out into it.

"Aye!" Fanny shrieked, "You're such a typical disgustin' boy! Keep it in your belly why don't you?"

Patton, face still in his bag merely flipped her off quickly and then got up to throw the bag out. "You're a real bitch, you know that, Fulbright?" He groaned at the thought of having to spend another 5 hours on the plane, especially with Fanny right behind him...

Nigel sat with Kuki in the second to last row, he was starting to wonder why Wally didn't call dibs on sitting next to her when...

"Guess who?" The australian called out, reaching around the seat and covering her eyes.

Damn it all... Nigel thought to himself

"Uh... Hm... Is it Hoagie?" She asked sweetly, had this been anyone else, it would have easily been sarcasm, but who knew with Kuki?

Nigel was disappointed to see Hoagie going along with the schtick, "Noooooooo!" The brown haired teen giggled.

"Gosh, Kuki, it's me!" Wally complained, taking his hands off the girls face, "You had a fifty fifty shot and you still guessed wrong!" Then he grunted under his breath so no one heard, "Stupid Hoagie's hands aren't even as big as mine..."

"Sorry, babe!" The asian girl apologized, turning around and looking at him. The two started having a playful argument when Nigel turned around and hissed in Hoagie's ear.

"How can you handle this?" The brit demanded, scowling.

Hoagie laughed and said, "I dunno... I think it's kinda cute."

Disgusted by his friend, the bald teen huffed, "Are you sure that whole gay thing was a joke last year?... Just try to keep it in your pants... Freak..." He then turned back around and closed his eyes to try and fall asleep.

2 hours later

Nigel slowly opened his eyes and heard talking between Hoagie, Kuki and Wally.

"I can't believe you two do that while your parents are at home!" Hoagie exclaimed, laughing. "Props to you guys! I would never take that chance!"

The bald brit's attention was drawn to the conversation now... What were they talking about?...

Wally laughed back, "Yeah... I mean it'd be embarrassing if one our our parents walked in on us doing it, but I mean, we both love it so much that we can risk it."

Wait... Are they talking about?...

Kuki smiled and added, "I mean, my parents never come into the basement, and Wally's are pretty good about leaving us alone too!"

Nigel's eyes were wide open at this point, he couldn't believe it!

Hoagie gave them a look, "But what if, by some random chance, they walked in on you two doing it? I mean, you guys have to be pretty loud, I assume."

The couple looked at one another "Well..." Kuki said calmly, "We try our best to be quiet, first of all..."

"And secondly," The australian finished, "I mean, if our parents ever walked in, we could just ask them to join us... That'd work with my parents at least."

The brit couldn't take it anymore, he shot up and turned around, "You guys! That's just disgusting! If you wanna have sex, that's fine! But you just crossed the line, Wally!"

All three of the friends gave Nigel a look of disgust and confusion.

"Sex?" Kuki shrieked, "Why do you think we'd be talking about that on an airplane, dummy?"

Nigel gave her a look and stuttered, "I- uh- well, you see..."

Hoagie started cracking up, "Oh my God! That's rich! That's a stitch! Holy crap! Bwahahahahahahaha!"

"You're an imbecile, Nigel..." Wally chuckled, "Besides, I took the liberty of printing a V-Card and it's still in my wallet... See?" He whipped out a little card that read "V CARD" and had a picture of Wally as a boy on it.

The brit growled, "Wait... First of all, why do you have that?... It's kinda weird..." Wally angrily put the card in his wallet, and scowled. "Secondly... If you weren't talking about sex... What, exactly then, were you talking about?"

Kuki laughed, "We were talking about Rock Band, silly!" She stuck her tongue out in an idiotic fashion, "We're embarrassed to do the singing part in case our parents walk in on us, so we try to keep it quiet!"

"But... I... You said... But..." Nigel tried to search for a loophole, but every aspect of the conversation had checked out... "Oh nevermind..." He slammed his head backward into his seat and tried to fall back asleep.

With about only one hour left, Abby woke up and decided to get up from her seat next to Fanny and made her way to the back of the plane to use the bathroom. But when she arrived at the door she found it to be locked, "Who's in there?" She demanded, knocking.

"P-P-Patt-UGH!" Groaned the black haired teen as he puked some more into the toilet.

The dark skinned girl wasn't really getting the whole situation... "Patton, aren't you used to the 2x4 technology planes? You never used to complain about flying!"

"I dunno... I guess I felt safer in our own made planes..." The boy grunted through the door.

Abby slapped her forehead, "Well that doesn't make any sense! How can you feel safer in a plane made out of rusty old metal and wood?"

She was answered by more grotesque vomiting sounds... Knowing she wasn't getting into the only bathroom anytime soon, Abby turned around and sat in a vacant seat across from Wally and Hoagie.

The blond teen looked at her and asked, "Trying to get into the bathroom, eh?"

Abby nodded, "Yup... How long has it been?"

Hoagie pretended to be looking at a watch on his wrist, "Meh... Too long..."

The girl shook her head and groaned, "Well Abby feels sorry for Drilovsky and everything, but he needs to get his sorry ass outta there before there are problems..."

But before she could continue on her rant, Ace's voice came over the loudspeaker. "Attention friends, we are landing now in the lovely land known as Aruba. Please take your seats and prepare to land."

The crew finally landed and reached the port, where they quickly unloaded after the 5 hour trip in a small plane. They had no need to wait in line for their luggage as Ace managed to fit it on the plane for them. So they quickly checked through security and showed their passports and quickly made it outside. Almost immediately, everyone was regretting their decision to be wearing jeans...

"It's so bloody hot!" Nigel complained immediately, sweat already forming on his brow.

Patton, happy to be on land again, was already in shorts and a t-shirt so he wasted no time bragging, "I dunno, I think the weather is perfect!"

Ace, however, had it the worst of them all... He was still wearing his heavy pilot's jacket and long pants. "Yeah, yeah, it's bright and sunny in paradise, what else is new? Now how are we getting to the hotel?"

Abby took her hat off and wiped her forehead clean of sweat, "We'll just have to get a taxi... Now someone help Abby wave one down!"

And with that, everyone waved at the ongoing taxis, but they were all either filled up, or just plain didn't see the teens standing there... Finally, Fanny jumped on the hood of a slow moving one and glared inside of it to find it was empty. "This one is empty!" She called to her friends, giving the driver a nasty look for not stopping before she had to take drastic measures.

"Hey!" Patton nudged Wally, "Fulbright made use of herself for once!"

The blond chuckled and picked up his and Kuki's bags and entered the cab. He, Patton, Kuki, Ace, Abby, Fanny and Rachel all fit into the miniature bus, but as Nigel and Hoagie tried to enter, the driver waved them away, "No room. Sorry."

Hoagie dropped his bags angrily and huffed, "Are you kidding? What do you expect me and my friend here to do then?"

"Find other driver?" The man said, his lack of english speaking skills incredibly apparent. He simply closed the door and drove off with seven of the nine teens, leaving the remaining two in the dust...

"Well this is just friggin' perfect!" Nigel groaned, dropping his bags to the ground.

Hoagie put his arm around his friend, "C'mon pal, it's just a taxi! We'll be fine! Now let's get another one and try to catch up!"

And so they waited...

And waited...

And waited...

But it wasn't for another thirty minutes that someone finally stopped for the two teens, and the door slowly opened up. The man driving had something in his mouth that he was smoking, and Hoagie and Nigel knew it wasn't a cigarette or a cigar... "You want ride?" He asked grumpily, blowing smoke toward the friends.

Hoagie was clearly considering it... He looked at Nigel, who said, "Ohhhhhh no! We are NOT getting in this man's taxi!"

"I can't believe we're in this man's taxi..." The brit groaned.

Hoagie laughed, "Oh come on! It's like with Ace, no one was happy, but did we get there alright? We sure did!"

Nigel looked around the back seat and then replied, "Hoagie... Ace's plane didn't have broken beer bottles, porn magazine's and used condoms on it..."

The goggle wearing teen comforted his friend, "Don't worry! We'll just give him the hotel's address and we'll be there soon and then you don't have to worry!" He pulled out a small piece of paper with the address and tapped the driver on the shoulder. "Excuse me sir... If you don't mind can you tell me where-"

But the man took the paper straight from Hoagie's hand and spat who knows what into it and threw it out the window... "Now... Where are you going" He asked simply.

"I don't remember the name of the hotel!" Hoagie shrieked, grabbing his hair.

Nigel pulled out his phone and prepared to call one of the other seven, but soon realized he was in Aruba, "... No phones... Damn it, Hoagie! 'Oh don't worry, we'll be there soon!' What a load of bullshit..." He whined, arms crossed.

The brown haired teen apologized, "I'm sorry! How was I supposed to know this would happen?"

But the brit simply nodded to the filthy back seat and all of the condoms and beers and porn, "Oh gee... I'm so surprised this happened to us... How could this get any worse?"

Suddenly a police siren started blaring...

The cab driver came to a screeching stop and turned to the two friends, "If they ask, you two were in taxi last week at 2 o'clock in morning. Yes?"

Nigel simply glared at Hoagie who laughed nervously, "Uh... Well I dunno if I could lie to the cops like-" But they had already surrounded the car and yanked the driver out.

One of the men poked their heads in and looked at the two friends, "And just who are you two?"

Nigel immediately begged, "Please! We just want to get to our hotel! We didn't know this man was trouble!"

Hoagie added, "Yeah! Please! Can you help us find our hotel?"

The cop gave them a suspicious look, "Alright... Fine, get out of the car... Don't mind if I ask you a few questions on our way to... Where was it you were going again?"

The teen with hair stuttered nervously as he tried to remember the name of the place. Nigel's gears suddenly went into motion and he remembered that he had brochure in his bag! He immediately took out the paper and said, "This one!"

The cop studied the pamphlet for a moment and said, "Well... If that's what you're looking for then just turn around..."

The two friends gave each other a confused looked then both turned around together and saw their hotel just sitting there right behind them.

"Oh!" Nigel laughed awkwardly, "Well thank you very much! I'm glad we had your help!"

Hoagie added, "Totally! Great time to pull us over!... Well... Bye!" But of course life is never that easy.

The man gave them a stern look, "Alright... You still need to check out with us... So why don't you take a seat and we'll discuss what you have and haven't done illegally here yet."

The bald brit groaned in anger, "We just got here, though! We swear!"

"That's what they all say... Why don't you just get comfy... This won't take more than an hour..."

The teens gave each other yet another look and grudgingly stood still waiting for their interrogation to begin before their vacation could start...

A/N: So there you have it! Chapter three done and out of the way! They're finally there and the vacation begins now! It's been fun thinking of how to make everything go wrong even when they're just traveling, imagine how much fun it'll be when they're at the beach? Oh teenagers, what a crazy species... So hopefully you all liked it, I hope this was a quick update for you all, it wasn't a hard chapter to write because the jokes are pretty straightforward. The (hopefully) memorable gags will be starting in the next chapter! Anyway, review please! And if there is anything I'm doing wrong, don't be afraid to verbally beat me back into place, this story is for you guys and I need to make sure you're all loving it ;)

Anyway, I'm introducing the respond the reviews section, because you guys are just too great to not respond to!

laughyytaffy Let your brother think what he wants, younger siblings are hopeless anyway, I would know ;) I'm glad you enjoyed my cliffhanger, I was quite proud of it myself haha. And I'm working on it, don't worry, I may not be as fast as A Weekend To Remember, but I'll do my best! I always love hearing how much people love my story!

Laurie43 Yup, Wally and Kuki's flirting is much more frustrating when they're actually dating haha. They asked for it when they always tried to get the two together ;) And who knows, maybe Abby did mean it? Maybe she just saw another hair on his face :p... And I loved the idea for the security gate too! I was just trying to think of how to make something like that humorous, I'm glad it worked :) Oh, and Ace will definitely be a troublemaker on this vacation, but who knows? Maybe he'll cause drama for others in addition to Wally and Kuki?

numbuh310alltheway I'm glad you liked Wally's singing, I thought it was a nice touch/is something that he would have done on the show, so why not? And thanks, I'm glad to hear you liked the chapter! Especially because I was worried it wasn't going to go over well, but you all reassured me otherwise :) Oh, and he'll be known as Ace, as you can see in this chapter, but I planned on having a few cameo references as "The Kid" again, and also "The Man" haha.

cartoonlover You can't wait? Well then I'm just gonna have to write faster aren't I? Which I have no problem doing, I'm glad to hear that you like it so much haha ;)

savannahknd I'm glad you caught on to Ace's appearance! I didn't want people to think I was randomly just throwing him in, so the fact that people were able to guess it lets me know I did a good job fitting him into the plot! And I hope that this is as successful as my last fic, because that was a great success in my eyes, so hopefully I can make this one better, hopefully.

CookyyMonsterr Oh I remembered alright ;) I couldn't help but laugh at the review because I knew all along he was going to end up straight, but of course I couldn't say that at the time. I'm glad you like my story so much, don't worry I'll do my best to get more chapters out, I would feel horrible if I was the reason for your starvation haha ;)

tmcala I'm glad you knew Ace was coming too ;) I'm glad you're enjoying it so far and I won't hesitate to update quickly, because I can't let you and everyone else down! Thanks for the review!