Chapter One

While a thin stream of light dawned through the window clouded with dust and debris, Deadpool and Lydia woke up.

"RISE AND SHIIIIIINE!" Deadpool shouts enthusiastically.

"Goddammit Wade… How are you such a *YAWN* morning person?" Lydia mutters and stretches her arms.

"How can you not be?" Deadpool said excitedly.

*Lydia smiles*

"That's right, how can I not be when you're around," she whispered as she stretches her arms again. Deadpool notices a familiar X shaped tattoo near her under arm.

"WAIT!" He grabs her arm in mid air and examines the X shaped tattoo carefully.

"What?!" She looks to her tattoo. "Oh yeah that, what about it?"

"Wait, so you knew about it? Do you even know what it is?" Deadpool asked while still examining it.

"What are you talking about? It's a birthmark, everyone has one. What's so special about mine?..." She asked in a rather concerned tone.

"I used to have one too… And so does Wolvie…. And so does every other hero…" Deadpool explained softly.

"…W-What happened to it?"

"Weapon X happened."

"Weapon what?"

"Weapon X, it's a project in which gives you 'superpowers' and makes you a superhero, that's what makes me have my amazing yet not so amazing ability to have regenerative powers, courtesy of the Canadian government and my unbiological twin brother Wolverine," Deadpool explained casually.

"Wait, Wolverine is your twin brother?!"

"Pretty much, but I'm MUCH better looking than him."

"But what about my birthmark? Do I get shipped off to Canada too? And whats not amazing about your regenerative powers?"

"Whoa whoa whoa not that many questions at once, but I can tell you one thing, my regenerative powers cause me to have scars all over my body *lifts up mask* see? You wouldn't consider it that amazing if you looked like Ryan Reynolds crossed between a shar-pei."

"Ugh, I should've just taken your word for it. But what about my birthmark? Am I going to Canada?!"

"Look, I'm not sure what's gonna happen, but I'll let good ol' Wolvie check it out and what's going to happen."

"*sigh* okay."

Author's Note: Sorry about my short chapters, If you guys like my story, then I'll upload longer chapters and I'll upload them less frequently and vice versa. Leave a review to tell me, favorite and follow! It helps me out! As always, enjoy!