Chapter Two
*At Wolverines front door*
"Ohhhhh Wolvie! It's your brother Waaaaaade!" Deadpool cried cheerfully.
(Do you think he'll have chimichangas?!)
[Doubt it.]
"*sigh* God, what the hell does he want now…" Wolverine said reluctantly.
"Heheh I need a favor," Deadpool said oh so sweetly.
"Look, I don't care what you need, NO." Wolverine replied sternly.
"Wade, there's no point, let's just go. Besides, I could have caught up with some sleep if you didn't make me wake up," Lydia said in a tone that said, 'I don't really care about my birthmark, I just wanna sleep'.
"Shhhh, just wait." Deadpool said rather soothingly.
"Fine."
"Pleeeeeease? It has something to do with the girl *Deadpool points his head towards Lydia* And it's for the sake of the whole world," said Deadpool like a child begging for a toy or a puppy.
"... Fine. What the hell could you possibly want now?" Wolverine said grudgingly as he opens the door.
*Deadpool shows Wolverine the Birthmark that Lydia has*
"HOLY SHI-, wait, what is it?"
*Deadpool facepalms* "Don't you see? She's one of us. And I brought her here to show you 'cause you know what to do in every situation."
"Well... What do you want me to do? Give her regenerative powers?" Wolverine said jokingly.
"Hey, I'm ten times better looking than you and I'm covered in scars, so you can save your jokes for someone that wants to hear them," Deadpool said a slightly defensively.
"Forget about your crappy jokes, what are we going to do about my birthmark?" Lydia said impatiently.
"Well, you are eligible for training, if Wade has the time and patience for it. And I guess you could go to Canada if you want to have Project X done, if you want to." Wolverine explained.
"Well, I really don't want to look like Wade and I don't really think I want to train either… Just 'cause I find it unnecessary without any superpowers or knowledge of weapons." Lydia explained in a reluctant and certain tone.
"Suit yourself" Deadpool replied. "And Wolvie, thanks again!"
"You are not welcome." Wolverine said in annoyance.
(He didn't have chimichangas...)
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