Chapter Three
*Walking back from Wolverine's place*
"So... Are you up for teaching?" Lydia asked casually.
"What?" Deadpool said confused
"Y'know, since I have a birthmark I'm considered 'one of the cool kids' right?" She said in a jokingly way.
"Haha, I was a cool kid from the start," Deadpool bragged.
"Sure you were," Lydia teased.
(Is she questioning how cool Deadpool is?!)
"You don't think so?"
"Nah, you wouldn't be such a loser now if you were cool before."
"I'm the loser?"
"Why, of course."
"Heheh, let's be honest, you are the TRUE loser, I mean you did fuck up your life!"
"Ok, I'm out."
"Sorry babe."
"No, fuck you. Now, what about training? Are you going to train me?" Lydia said sternly.
"Well, do you even want to be a 'cool' kid? *smirks*"
[Here we go again...]
"*smiles* I'm not sure if it's possible to stay mad at you. And I'm not sure, maybe? I mean, do you just 'get' and enemy and fight it for the rest of your life? 'Cause if that's the case then I'm out."
"You have got to be kidding me, it's much more complicated than that." *Deadpool rolls his eyes*
"Hey, I hardly know the basics, do you really think that I'm gonna know anything else about fighting or being 'cool'?"
"I would have thought that a journalist would have known."
"You were actually listening?"
"Hell yeah, I thought I would have 'gotten lucky'" *flirty face*
"Don't flatter yourself."
"Oh shit! I forgot about something!"
"What?"
"I forgot I was supposed to meet up with someone today, like right now!"
"Well go then!"
"You know your way back?"
"Yes! I'm not stupid."
"Okie Doke, see you later!"
"Goddammit Wade."
*continues to walk back*
*turns around*
"... I should follow him. Who knows, I might be able to help considering I have a birthmark and I'm all 'supernatural",' Lydia whispered to herself.
*Sprints and finds Deadpool in an alleyway*
*Hides behind building wall*
"You almost had me there for a second Wade, but you can only try harder next time, as if there is a next time"
*Ajax sprints towards Deadpool and throws a punch*
*Deadpool holds his hand and flips him over*
"Haha, nice try Ajax, or should I say Francis?" *Deadpool smirks*
"Oh yeah? Remember what happened to *wheeze* Worm last time you called me that?"
*Deadpool glares into eyes*
"No more, Mr. Nice Guy..." *takes out sword and stabs stomach*
"Oof!" Ajax coughed.
*Stabs Ajax again and elbows while taking blade out*
*Lifts up by hair and smashes face into wall*
"I'm sorry Worm..." Deadpool apologized, smirking.
*Smashes again and hears crack*
(Oooo, that's gotta hurt!)
"Well, that should be about all I need right now!"
*Lydia appears from behind the wall*
"Wade... Do you think you can teach me how to fight like that?"
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