Chapter 5: Part One
*In an empty field at night*
"Okay, I'd love to have my first lesson right now but why are we training at night?" Lydia said, feeling very confused.
"Well… It strengthens your senses and it makes you more alert when you are fighting in the dark opposed to fighting in broad daylight." Deadpool explained.
"Yeah, but… I can't see a fucking thing!"
(She's kinda right, it is dark!)
"Well that's too bad, do you want to learn to fight or not?" Deadpool said sternly.
"Fine, so, what do I do? Words of advice?"
"Well, you gotta get in your opponents head, you have to think of a reason why they want to fight you and then, you gotta come up with a better reason to fight them."
"Geez, that helped so much. Honestly, I don't even think you do that, you just taunt them, get them angry and use your amazing fighting/dodging skills to destroy the enemy."
"I'm not sure 'amazing' is more of my word, its fits Spidey."
*frustrated noise*"Can't you be serious for at least one fucking minute? I'm trying to be serious with fighting and your just fucking things up!" *throws punch*"
(damn, she's on her period!)
[Okay, I have to give you credit on that one]
*gasps* "Oh my god… Wade I'm really sorry. I didn't mean that. I swear…I-"
"I didn't think that you could *cracks head into place* do that. You have more potential than you think. I…I think that's good for lesson one…You did good." Deadpool said somewhat proudly.
"What can I say? I'm a fast learner!" Lydia smirks.
"And I'm an incredible teacher." Deadpool bragged.
"You're an incredible asshole." Lydia corrected.
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