Road Trip – Part Two

Authors Note: I hope you enjoyed the last part. This story will get better :P

It will be rated 'M' next chapter. AND it will be longer then the first too. I hope you enjoy!
There's not much to say besides review, please!

"Did I mention you two are fired when we get back to the BAU?" Hotch asked.

"Uh, yeah, Hotch." Derek answered.

"Just clarifying." Hotch said as he looked out the window. "Have I mentioned this is boring?"

"Yes, Hotch. Five minutes ago, actually." Derek said.

"Salvia is legal in North Carolina." Spencer said, to answer Emily's "question" that she asked him, everyone shot a look back at Spencer. Emily did the same and gave him a smile. She set him up, she set him up good. "Salvia is a psychoactive plant which can induce dissociative effects and is..." he trailed off at the faces he was looking at. "Emily asked, she has a bong in her bag and wanted to know." Spencer said with a smile, Emily scoffed.

"Reid." she said as she turned back in her seat and rolled her eyes, everyone could tell by Spencer's tone that he was kidding. "How much longer?" Emily asked.

"It takes 7 hours to get there, Emily. We left at 2 and it is now 6:30. You do the math." Derek said, he was frustrated with the drive, Hotch was being a pain in the ass, too. And now Emily? He didn't wanna deal with that. Next it was going to be JJ, and when that happens you better run for the hills.

"Morgan, are you getting your period?" Hotch asked in a serious tone. Spencer's eyes widened, Emily dropped her jaw and let out a small laugh and JJ laughed, which was the only laugh Derek could her.

"Shut up, miss 'I can't take a piss before we get on the road because I just HAVE to piss Derek off'." Derek said, JJ smiled and nodded.

"You got that right." Derek rolled his eyes and shook his head.

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"Can someone else please sit in the back tomorrow?" Spencer asked as he climbed over the seat and stood on the ground. "My legs cramped up..."

"Bad news, guys." JJ said as she walked over to the 4 people just getting their bags out of the car. "There are only 3 rooms available." JJ said as she handed Hotch a card, then Derek, keeping the last to herself. "Em?" she asked, Emily nodded, getting the gist that they were going to be sharing a room.

"No way. I am not sleeping with Reid." Derek said. "Hotch?"

"What are you kidding?" Hotch asked as he grabbed his bag and walked into the hotel. JJ and Emily laughed as they followed him in, Derek looked at Spencer.

"I'm not that bad." Spencer said as he put his bag over his shoulder and walked into the hotel. Derek sighed and shut the trunk and locked the car.

Emily and JJ both dropped their bags on the beds and opened them immediately. It was their first night of vacation where they could really let loose, even though it was with their colleagues, but that wouldn't stop them.

JJ put on a loose white shirt and black skinny jeans, the shirt was pretty low; but not low enough to make her seem desperate or slutty. The jeans fit her body tight, but not tight enough to cut off her breathing. She put some mascara, eyeshadow and a touch of lip gloss on, then pulled her hair out of her ponytail and shook it up. She smiled as she walked out of the bathroom.

Emily put on a low-cut top and tight black pants. She put mascara on and fixed her shoulder length hair. She reached in her bag and pulled out a subtle plum color lipstick and gently put it on her lips. She pulled a pair of black high heels on just as JJ stepped out of the bathroom, she smiled.

"I'm likin' the hair." Emily said with a smile. "And the outfit."

"I like yours, too." JJ said with a smile. "I would have warn a dress or something, but I grabbed a black one that went to about here." JJ said as she put her hand about an inch and a half below her waist. "And I wouldn't want Reid or Morgan to have an aneurysm." JJ said with a laugh as she grabbed her cellphone.

"What about Hotch?" Emily asked casually, she left Hotch out and she wanted to know why; wouldn't you?

"I think he'll have a hard enough time not having a heart attack from your breasts on the verge of popping out." JJ said as she put her purse over her shoulder and opened the door and walked outside, Emily looked down at the two of her breaths and shrugged before following her.

Derek put on a black v-neck and black jeans with sneakers. He only had one plan for tonight, which was shattered by Reid's presence. His v-neck allowed for his biceps to be seen, which he wanted. Hotch was one lucky bastard, having a room to himself. But even Derek knew Hotch wouldn't take advantage of it the way he would.

Spencer didn't change; he didn't know what he would get dressed up for, anyway. JJ and Emily were probably going to flirt up a bunch of guys, he wasn't even sure if they'd sleep with anyone. He thought that it would be totally out of character for JJ, but wasn't to sure about Emily. She did have a... frisky side to her. Derek was taking to long, JJ was already knocking on their door. They would have left without them, but they were sharing a cab.

"Hey Spence. Is Derek ready?" JJ asked him, Spencer shook his head.

"He takes longer then a girl..."

"I HEARD THAT!" Derek's voice came from the bathroom, he spit out his mouth wash and opened the door. "I gotta look fresh for these ladies, my breath gotta be fresh, too."

"Yeah, okay Mr. Smooth talker. Lets go." JJ said. "The cabs gonna be here any minute."

"I'm coming, Mom." Derek said as he put his phone in his pocket at looked at Spencer. "You heard my mom, let's go." Derek said with a smirk. JJ rolled her eyes.

Hotch changed out of the clothes he had been sitting in for the past 7 hours and folded them up, putting them in a different section of his suit case. He changed into a button down shirt and khakis, not much of a change from his regular attire, he wasn't even really up to this whole road trip thing. And was completely astounded that JJ and Derek would do that; but understood they did it because he clearly works to much. And all he would have been doing this break was more work. Hotch opened the door when Emily knocked.

"Are you read? JJ called the cab and asked them to be here in 15 minutes, 10 minutes ago.." Emily told him, Hotch was taken off guard by her shirt, but quickly rekindled himself back as he nodded and walked out with her. "You still going to fire JJ and Derek?" Emily asked with amusement in her voice.

"If we're still in one piece when we get back to the BAU; I'll think about it." Hotch told her as they walked over to the other 3.

This was going to be one hell of a night.