I do not own Adventure time and the characters mentioned in the show itself. Although I do know you will know characters that are fictional, and made by yours truly. But anyways, if the show never existed so does my fictional characters. Again, I do not own the shows and the characters in it, and are mentioned here.
I am utterly regretful for coming here, I still wonder what actually possessed me to do this. There will be a time or dimension stream which is untouched by well, by a lot of things. It's the closest to the 'purest' form of our world. I recalled what Sugar Cane Caesar said. I wonder what candy taste like when you put Caesar sauce or whatever, I shuddered.
I pulled out a chunk of his hair from my skull (hammer-space) body bag. My purse, bag thing was quite small, and roomy, ¾ of my hands together. Roughly. I munched on his hair, at first it was like hot freshly made chicken soup went down my throat, then it started to become a little too unbecoming, I swallowed it without thinking. Ew.
Okay so, I ditched his hair, and floated to and apple tree. Red time. I plucked some apples and suck it dry. Lying on a branch as I recalled what happened.
So after I stepped in, I was teleported here, it seems normal, I appeared in the forest. No one was around (hopefully) then I left for my own adventure. I hovered ever so slightly, I barely touched ground to be honest. But since I was more human than demon or vampire I had to rely on magic to excel my demonic and vampiric sides. I sighed aloud.
"Cake, what was that, did you hear it?" It was a familiar voice, my (bat, I morphed slight in this instance in time) ear twitched, I smelled the air, the scent too was rather familiar, vaguely.
"Honey, what are you talking about?" Another familiar voice replied.
"Hey, cake look!" I stole a peek, it was a woman wearing a blue elbow-long sleeved shirt, a pencil shirt, long socks with a blue stripe on them, black shoes, and her bunny hoodie thing. Her eyes were blue and her hair was the same color as mine.
"Fiona, the human" I muttered. As she picked up a grey apple among the grey apples that surrounded her. And a cat that was too huge to be one, who had white fur, spotted with light brown fur, or perhaps the other way around. They were talking about how, Marshall was probably the culprit for the grey apples.
"Cake, the cat?" I mumbled unsure, as far as I know in my dimension, my mother did not have a cat. I moved, making the tree's leaves rustle.
"Marshall, is that you?" Fiona asks, my eyes locked at her, I did look a lot like her, though I had my father slim physique. But honestly, damn, my mother's hot. She had curves, curves I honestly wish I had. I shuffled on the branch again. Envying your mother seems rather awkward. However, technically she isn't my mother. Nevertheless, another version of her.
"Hello there" I popped my head out of the tree, the two girls scream in terror. I laughed. Fiona gives me a look.
"Marshall? I didn't know you like cross-dressing" Fiona looks baffled. Did I sound like my father when I laugh? I mentally noted to record my laugh and my fathers to find a comparison.
"Uh, no? I do not know this 'Marshall' you speak of" I lied smoothly; cake looks at me as though I was an experiment of some sort.
"Marshall this ain't funny" Fiona crosses her arms, I dropped down, though I floated a meter above ground, and circling them rather slowly.
"Okay, look lady; I don't know what you're talking about" I hovered around them, I floated a little higher to pluck an apple and sucking it dry of its red.
"Uhm, you're a vampire right?" Fiona inquired, Cake continues to stare at me, as though labeling me as a—well something.
"Yea, I suppose so" I looked at the grey apple, then toss it aside, hitting Cake accidentally
"Hey!" Fiona yells protectively, I wish she'd yell like that for me. Okay, gay much?
I laughed. "It was an accident, I didn't mean to hurt your cat, the Cake" I laughed again, floating above them.
"My name's CAKE!" Cake enlarged on me
"Chill Mamacita" I told her, her tail frizzed on me
"Who you callin' Mamacita?" She glared.
"No meaning, I'm ain't pointing fingers, I just love the word" I say my hands held up, as a 'I surrender gesture'
"Wait you're a vampire, so why are you not…" Fiona cuts in as she trailed off, I shrugged
"I wonder, I wonder" I floated around them again.
"So Cat, wanna give a vampire a ride, maybe riding you can give me a decent home" I joked, she glared at me, "I was kidding" I raised my hands defensively.
"But sleeping on a tree branch aches…" I continued on, though Cake talked to Fiona about our resemblance
"Don't you think you and that vampire look rather too similar?" Cake tells Fiona
"Maybe she's my ancestor, isn't that cool?" Fiona says
"Or…"
"…My back hurts from sleeping on a tree branch for ages!" I finished off pretending not to hear their brief conversation.
"How about I help you find a place to stay, or if your good and kind enough we'll let you stay with us!" Fiona says randomly, Cake's showed distaste
"Cat doesn't seem to like me" I frowned, standing beside her, though I hovered off the ground even though it's just an inch off.
"She can't even get my name right, Fi, why should we let her stay with us!" Cake protests, I shrugged
"The cats right, I might just drink your blood" I wiggled my fingers as I approach her with the art of floating.
"Vampires only drink the red from things" I rolled my eyes, "No fun, Fi!" I muttered. Cake's tail fizzles again.
"You sound like someone I know" She glares at me
"there, there kitty" I patted her head, she enlarged again, and barked
"Nice…Cat dog thing" I joked, Fiona looks perplexed by something
"You do seem rather familiar," She says "Like…" She shook the though away
"So Ki-"
"Cake, that's her name!" Fiona says, took you a while to correct my obvious mistake but I did not voice this out
"So, who are you? You seem new" Fiona says, took her a while to realize this too
"I'll tell you my name, but in one condition, let's go on an adventure!" I yelled enthusiastically.
"Sure, sure! Dungeons or monsters?" She asked
"Let's do everything!" I say happily, Cake tsked us.
"I think we'll be good friends," I hovered down, to float in front of Fiona. "Call me Bre" I say, I did not shake her hand though
"C'mon let's go!" I floated away
"Do you even know where you're going?" Fiona asked, I shrug. Of course I do, that is if this place is the same as my dimension, but I'm not telling them that.
"Maybe?" I tried to sound unsure. "My gut tells me to go there!" I pointed to my left, if I remember correctly this road should lead to the Candy Kingdom. Hopefully this place is the same as my dimension, roughly. Though I should stay here for a day or two, and not any longer, the longer I stay the higher the risk of me damaging their timeline. I might even be creating a monster just visiting here.
"Uh, Bre, aren't you coming?" Fiona yells from a distance, casting a shadow in front of me, as I stared at the dark female figure, my heart started to ache. I hovered slowly towards her. It felt as though she was going to leave me. And this time I'll actually remember it.
"So-sorry…" I finally said when I reached her, and I remembered, this isn't then, and that that was a childish fear of mine, taking root at something I know I can't emotionally deal with. It's better not remembering her, but it'll be a lie to say I don't wish to know her, that's why I'm here, I wanted to meet her, but why not time travel, back to the past and not a different dimension? I found this better for some odd reason, because if I were in the past, I know I would try and change it, and globs ganna happen. My logic seems pretty globed up.
So we walked, well Cat, I mean Cake did, she was as big as a house, as Fiona sat on her, while I floated beside them. The sun didn't burn, but it did irritate me, but that's as far as it goes. The sun was facing us, so I had to pull my shades out of my bag, it was more than irritating by the time I used my shades.
We finally arrived at the Candy Kingdom, who knew this dimension was roughly the same as mine?
"Well, I have to meet Prince Gumball—"
"Okay, I'll wait here!" I shooed her as I cut her off too, she gives me a look like: But I thought I'd introduce you to him.
"Just go, I'll wait here" I reassured her, and she reluctantly leaves me, before Cake follows here, she gives me a glare.
"Sheesh, what's up with her?" I muttered. I tried my best to actually touch ground, it was a a hard battle, but finally I was able to touch ground, and not hover over it by an inch or a centimeter. I sighed, as I wiped beads of sweat off my face.
"Hey, Fiona, what's up?" A familiar voice, obviously greeted me because Fiona is obviously not here, outside the castle. Which reminds me, people were giving me weird looks when we were entering the Kingdom.
I turned, "Fi, what's with the attire?" It was Marshall, my father. I tried to act cool, but looked down confused with what he meant.
Oh. I was wearing the exact shirt he was, the ¾ checkered buttoned down shirt. I wore a white shirt underneath it, so I didn't button my shirt, while he did. We both wore jeans, mine were ripped though, and red sneakers. I whistled, I can't believe I forgot I was wearing this, no wonder Fiona and Cake kept giving me looks and so did everyone else.
"Fiona, did you grow thinner?" He seemed genuinely confused, I smiled.
"Dude, I'm not Fiona" I said, as I floated to level him, and pulled my shades back like a headband. He noticed my eye color, and whistled.
"Damn, I was certain you were Fi, although she never lets her hair down…" He looks at me, as he floated too with his umbrella in hand. "Why do you two look so much alike?" I looked at him raising a brow.
"I've heard so much about Fiona the Human, the Great Adventurer, you could say I'm a fan," I flipped my hair back, "So that's why I dyed my hair" I smoothly lied, he looks like he believes me, but something in his eyes lingered, something that makes me doubt he entirely believes me.
"So, why did you copy my attire?" He asked, I shrugged.
"I'm from the Nightoshpere" Well that part was, somewhat true. "And I've heard so much about you, you're like my first idol, standing up to your mom like that, it's something I globbing know I can never do myself." He nods still unconvinced, "Anyways, I usually wear dresses" I waved him off, he raises a brow.
"Your floating, and you wear dresses? Aren't you a vampire, why isn't the sun burning you?" Jeez, stop asking me questions.
"First off, I'm not that stupid to float around wearing a dress, but usually I wear dresses, and wear shorts, mostly or bloomers underneath, and as you can see from my skin, I'm not completely a vampire" I poked my skin, it's the same shade as Fiona's.
"Anyways, If you want me to change, I can do it now" I offered, before he could ask me anymore questions. "You know, is it's awkward for you, and stuff…"
His eyes studied me, a few strands of my blonde hair falls into my sight, I sighed. I pulled my bunny hair pin and a black plain one, that I actually forgot I was wearing, hm, I have a terrible memory. I replaced the pins on my hair. The bunny first then the plain black pin below it.
"So whose—"
"Ah! Marshall, I see you've met Bre!" Fiona waved from the entrance of the palace, as she ran towards us, I faintly smiled at Marshall.
"Yep, that's me, Bre" I looked his way, then back to Fiona, Prince Gumball trailed behind her, and Cake. Globbing, UGH.
When Gumball noticed me, his face broke. Damnit. I gave a weary smile. More questions, great.
"Who-she…does look like" Gumball says as he looks from Fiona and I, back and forth. They were in front of me by now, and Marshall floats beside me. And like they realized something about me and Marshall they stood silently, this time studying me and Marshall, I'm so smart. I mentally face palmed myself.
"That's it, I'm changing!" I floated down to ground level, struggling to actually touch ground.
"Erm, where is the nearest comfort room?" I asked a little embarrass, Of course I know where, but hello, I need to act the part of a Newbie.
"Uhm, how about, let's all take a little rest and some tea inside my palace, while we also wait for you, uhm, Bre. And once your done, I'll tell you of your adventure…" Prince Gumball says, I'm ganna get a lot of questions, I knew I should have worn a Mask, and while I was at it dye my hair blue or red or something. Jeez. I'm toast.