Chapter Six

*In Wade's bedroom*

*Yawns* "Morning!" Lia said somewhat cheerfully.

"You're awfully cheerful." *kisses forehead*

"Got a good night's sleep." *smiles*

"Glad you did, 'cause now we have to train."

"What? Now?"

"Superheroes are ready any time of day!"

"Then I'm ready!"

*In the kitchen*

"So what's for breakfast?" Lia asked.

"What? No, we're training here today."

"You have got to be kidding me, it's going to be destroyed, aren't you concerned?"

"No. It's already a dump."

*Lia smiles*

*Deadpool flips Lia over on her back*

*Lia screams* "Ow, what the hell was that for?"

"You have to be always prepared when your fighting"

"Yeah but at least give me a word of advice."

"Well there's your word of advice!" Deadpool said happily.

(Hey author, could you possibly write my 'Wade' instead of Deadpool when your writing what I just said?)

((Breaking the fourth wall again I see, fine))

"Well a word of advice before you threw me to the ground would have been helpful."

"Sorry babe."

"Sorry doesn't do shit, I'm going back to bed."

*Lia gets up and walks out of the kitchen*

"Oh really? How about another word of advice? Real superheroes don't quit! I knew you weren't what I really thought you were. I thought you were going to be some stupid little bitch who couldn't even throw a single pun-"

Before Deadpool could finish, Lia turned around, tripped Wade and smashed his face into the ground.

"Oh I was destined to be a superhero. And you should know by now not to make quick judgments about others." *smashes face again*

"I taught you well, but not well enough." *trips Lia and throws her on her back*

"Okay honey, you win." *Leans in for a kiss*

*Deadpool leans in for a kiss*

*Lia flips him onto his back*

"Oof! I didn't teach you that, where the hell did you learn that?"

"I thought you would know better not to get distracted from your opponent. *smirks* Plus, I've watched a few action movies from time to time."

"Honestly, you had me there. Ugh, that's enough training for today."

"You're only saying that 'cause your losing, well, lost."

"Deadpool never loses." *grins*

(Fuck yeah!)

A/N: Okay, I admit, this chapter kinda sucked, but I was kinda rushed so it's kinda excusable. But I promise all of you that this I will have better and longer chapters coming! :D Leave a favorite, review and follow! As always, Enjoy! :)