Chapter Seven

*Lia gets ready to leave the house*

"Where are you going? Are you leaving? I'm sorry if I did anything before, don't leave!" Deadpool pleaded.

"Relax, I'm not going anywhere! I'm going to train, which is basically running up and down this hill till I drop dead."

"Whew, okay. Have fun?"

"Yeah I don't think I'll have much fun. Why were you so worried about me leaving anyways?"

"I kinda like your company."

*Lia half smiles* "Okay, I'm going now, don't miss me too much."

*jogging uphill and stops for a rest on a nearby bench*

*takes out phone*

"It's been so long since going on this little guy."

(That's what she said)

[That was actually kinda funny]

(Hey I told you that I was funny)

*Deadpool appears from behind the bench*

"SURPRISE!" He shouts.

"HOLY SHIT! Oh my god, it's only you. Why did you do that? You almost gave me a heart attack! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU COME HERE FOR?" Lydia said angrily.

"Look, I kinda wanted to scare you to see how prepared you would be but-"

"I just wanted to train, BY MYSELF, and you just came here and ruined it for me."

"Bitch, you didn't do anything, you were on your phone."

"I did train, in fact, I'd probably be able to run faster than you if it weren't for your teleporting abilities."

"You wish!"

"Oh yeah? I could probably beat you at anything!"

"In your dreams, you can hardly-"

Before Deadpool could say anything more, Lydia pushed him to the ground and smacked him in the face.

*sigh* "Wade, it looks like you have done it again. You really know how to piss someone off…"

*Deadpool remains silent*

(Hey author, do you think that maybe you could start writing "Wade" instead of "Deadpool" you're wearing out my name)

((Oh please, don't be such a drama queen))

"Wade, I'm really sorry… I always am, you know it, just don't be mad, you know that you pissed me off just so you could see my reaction-"

"Don't be so sorry, you know I did it just to see how hard you can punch me. Plus I have regenerative abilities"

"I know but… I feel bad every time I do that anyway."

"…Don't be."

"Just saying, you know that I can kick your ass any day of the week if I wanted to. I mean look at that I just knocked you out."

"You're just asking for it now aren't you?"

"I'm just saying, you think are so much better than me at every fucking thing-"

"That's 'cause I am girl."

"I'm going back before I hurt you even more."

"Go ahead, and hey, don't be too hard on yourself. I have regenerative abilities you know?"

"Oh I know." *smiles*