Chapter Eight

*Lia is sitting on the couch in Deadpools' apartment*

"Wade, do you think you could get me something to drink?"

"No, I'm busy."

"Doing what?"

"Organizing…"

"Organizing what?!"

"Nooothing."

*Lia gets up*

"What?!"

*Deadpool is standing at the entrance of his room with sword pointed to Lia's face*

"HOLY SHIT! God Wade! Do you have to scare me like that all the time? And seriously, you could have impaled me in the face this time! What the hell was that even for? I told you that I was sorry for earlier-"

"Relax! I'm going to teach you how to fight with weapons!"

"Like, not foam ones for training?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Isn't that dangerous? Like what if you stab me in the eye like you almost did before?"

"Oh pffft… that's no big deal, I could 'transfer' my regenerative powers so that that you can heal too and-"

"No. It's too dangerous, what if you can't?! Plus, how would you 'transfer' the regenerative powers?"

"Well… Let's just say, 'skin to skin' contact." Deadpool said flirtatiously.

"Now it's a definite no."

"Come on! You want to be a superhero, you have to take risks."

"What kind of risks do you take? Eat spaghetti with a white shirt on? Go inside your shower before testing the water?"

"I take way more risks than you though."

"No way, have you jumped down the Empire State building before?"

"No… And you have?"

"I have a good excuse thank you very much."

"Come one, you can be a superhero without weapons?

"Oh please, I've been doing just fine without weapons plus-"

"I'd hate to do this, but, I really want you to know how to defend yourself, so I'm going to have to teach you have to fight with weapons."

*Lydia looks away with distressed look*

"I know you don't want to, but it's for your own safety, all superheroes have villains, and we never know when they will appear or how dangerous they are..."

*Lia picks up a sword*

"Teach me how to fight."

"So… like always, you always have to be alert and on your feet"

"Just skip to the hard stuff"

(That's what she said)

[THAT was funny!]

"So… I guess there's nothing then."

"What do you mean?"

"It isn't really much to learn when it comes to weapons, you just have to be on your feet and prepared…"

"Okay then… Let's fight?"

"3…"

"2…"

"1…"

"GO!"

Lia stares into Wades' eyes, her menacing brown eyes meet up with his sheer white eyes of his costume. Deadpool takes a slash at Lia but she blocks it and flips her blade on top of his. Wade uses his teleporting abilities to go behind Lydia.

"Hey! That's not fair! I don't have teleporting *blocks slash* abilities."

"Which is why you always have to be on your feet, you never know what your opponent is going to do next."

"Yeah that's true, you never know what I'm going to do next."

Before Deadpool could block her blade, she slashes her sword through his stomach.

"*Gasp*WADE!" She said as she pulled her blade out of his body, which was heavily bleeding.

"Wade…Wade… Please say that your regenerative powers are working, please say anything! Wade, I'm really sorry. This time, it's different I mean I could kill you, Wade please say something-"

"What the hell is happening?"

"Darling… I see we meet again…" said Mistress Death.

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