Road Trip – Part Five
Authors Note: For those of you who have NO idea what 'Never have I ever' is, you will learn what it is in here. If you still don't understand, Google it. It's there.
I hope you enjoy, please review.
"What's 'Never have I ever'?" Spencer asked as he took a bite of his pizza.
"It's a game where each of us get a turn, usually it's in a circle, and whoever starts, starts by saying 'Never have I ever' then something they've never done before." Emily explained.
"Like if I say, 'Never have I ever made out with a prostitute', and Derek has, he would take a shot." JJ said, Derek shot his head towards her and dropped his jaw. "I'm still mad at you for making me spill coffee on myself, and waking up late, AND for taking my credit card, illegally." JJ said.
"That's the past."
"I can report you."
"I get the gist of the game," Spencer said, just to get them to shut up.
"Great! Then after we finish this pizza, we'll play." Emily said with a smile.
JJ had two slices of plain pizza, Derek had 4 slices of the pizza with everything on it and one plain, Spencer had one with everything on it and 2 plain slices, Emily had 2 slices with everything on it, and one plain, Hotch had one with everything on it and 2 plain. They finished both boxes and sat around the table with the two bottles of Gin and Vodka in the center, with 5 shot glasses in front of each of them.
"I vote Spencer starts." JJ said with a smile, everyone agreed and Spencer cleared his throat
"Never had I ever... shoplifted." Spencer said, Derek was the only one who poured some Gin in his glass.
"What? I was a bad seed. We all know that after someone accused me of murder." Derek said, they laughed and looked at Hotch, because he was sitting next to Spencer.
"Uh, Never have I ever..." Hotch began, taking a moment to think. "Cut class in high school." Hotch finished, JJ, Emily and Derek all poured different alcohols in their shot glasses and took them.
"At this rate, I'll be drunk before all of you." Derek joked with a laugh.
"After all you ate?" Emily raised her eyebrows.
"I got one for you." JJ said with a smirk, hopefully he didn't take a shot. "Never have I ever made out with someone of the same sex." JJ said, Emily grabbed herself some vodka and took the shot, everyone was shocked.
"I experimented in college... don't we all?" Emily asked. "Apparently not."
"Alright." Derek said with a smile. "Never have I ever..." he smirked when he thought of a good one. I'll nail you again, Em. He thought. "Had fantasies about my boss." Derek said as he looked at Emily, who poured herself some vodka again, and took it, JJ grabbed the vodka and poured some in the glass, everyone was shocked.
"JJ?" Hotch asked.
"What? I've had other bosses."
"No you haven't..." Hotch said, JJ quickly took the shot.
"Alright, this is getting boring." Emily said, everyone looked at her. "I say instead of taking a shot, we remove an article of clothing."
"That's gross." Spencer said.
"The stakes are higher, we don't mind taking shots, we don't like taking our clothes off in front of everyone." Emily explained.
"What happens to the people who loose?" Derek asked.
"The two to loose will have to take a few body shots of Tequila off the other person, whether they're male or female."
"So if Reid and I loose, I have to take a body shot off him? And he has to do the same to me? Hell no." Derek said. "I'm out.
"That wont happen because Spencer never does anything."
"True..." Derek said.
"I resent that." Spencer said.
"I am not taking a body shot with or off of Morgan." Hotch said, Emily sighed. Her plan was going no where fast.
"Fine, we'll say the first 3 to loose, or 4, depending on whether or not Reid has been lying to us the whole time, to loose will have to take body shots off the girl, then she will do the same to the guys... or girl and guy." Emily said, Derek perked up at the last thing. "And we don't have to get fully naked boxers for guys and bra and underwear for the girls." Emily said.
"I'm wearing a thong." JJ said with a laugh as she blushed and buried he hands in her head. "This is going to be so awkward." JJ said with her head in her hands.
"I'll start." Emily said with a smile. "Reid," she said before continuing. "Never have I ever slept with JJ." Emily said, Spencer's eyes widened, everyone was going to try to gang up on him, Emily was the first. JJ hit her arm as Spencer took his shoes off.
"Does that count?" he asked.
"Yes!" JJ said quickly before Emily said something.
"Never have I ever warn makeup." Spencer said with a smirk as he looked at Emily, who took one of her socks off and gave him a small smirk. JJ groaned.
"See. Now this isn't fair. I only have two articles of clothing on." JJ said as she unbuttoned her shirt.
"Your necklace counts." Emily said, JJ beamed and threw it in the middle along with Spencer's shoes and Emily's sock.
"Never have I ever... streaked." Hotch said with a smile. Emily took her other sock off and put it on the table, JJ put her earrings on the table with a smile, Derek took his shirt off and put it on the table.
"Does being tied to a flag poll naked count?"
"No..." JJ said as she smiled at him, she wouldn't have to take anything off now. "Never have I ever fell asleep during sex."
"Jeez, JJ." Emily said as she took her earrings off. Derek took his shoes off and everyone looked at him funny. "You took your shirt off first, Morgan?"
"So." he said. "Never have I ever made out with a prostitute." Derek said as he looked at JJ with a smirk.
"Seriously? I thought you were all about the past." JJ said.
"Derek, do a better one." Emily said.
"Fine." Derek said with a sigh. "Never have I ever... threw up during sex." he said with a smile, everyone gave him a grossed out look. "I'm not changin' it." he told Emily in an annoyed voice. "Fine. I'll make this one better." Derek said, mainly because he got a better idea. "Never have I ever had sex with a blonde girl." Derek said with a smile as he looked at Spencer.
"That's messed up." Spencer said as he pulled off his sweater, leaving a button down shirt and a tie under it. Even if they were going to pin point at him like that, everyone else was probably going to be naked before him.
"Oh damn," Emily said as she went to pull her shirt off, everyone shot their heads to her. "I'm kidding." she said with a laugh. "Alright. Never have I ever... had sex with someone who I didn't know their name." Emily said as she smirked at Derek, who took his socks off.
"You cruel women."
"Never have I ever... went skinny dipping." Spencer said, Hotch took his tie off, Derek stood up and took his belt off, Emily took her watch off and JJ took her shirt off, all of them put everything in the middle. As of right now, JJ and Derek were the most exposed.
"Never have I ever, been thrown out of a bar." Hotch continued on with the game. Everyone looked at Derek.
"Never have..." JJ said as she glanced at everyone. "Stop looking at me." she warned, everyone looked away quickly and she continued. "I ever... red a 300 page book in 15 minutes." JJ said as she looked over at Spencer, who looked at her and took his tie off, throwing it in the middle.
"Come on, I'm out. I'll be over here." Derek said as he walked over to the bed with some vodka in a glass. Everyone smiled.
"One down, two to go." Emily said with a smile. "So... never have I ever... kissed a movie star." Emily said as she looked at Spencer.
"Stop ganging up on me!" Spencer said as he took his belt off. "Never have I ever... been called Emily, Emily." Spencer said with a smirk as he looked at Emily. She groaned and pulled her shirt off. She wasn't planning on wearing a bra today, but she was glad she did last minute.
"Never have I ever... had sex in a public vicinity." Hotch said, JJ and Emily both stood up and pulled their pants down before putting them in the middle of the table.
"One more strike and you're out!" Derek said with a holler.
"Never have I ever liked Indian food." JJ said, Spencer took his watch off and put it in the middle before crossing his arms.
"Never have I ever read 20,000 words per minute." Emily said with a smirk.
"This is against the rules." Spencer said as he took his shirt off. He knew he had to make the next one good. JJ and Emily only had one more strike, he needed to get them both out. "Never have I ever had an 'I' in my first name." Spencer said with a smirk. JJ looked at Emily. It was her, Derek, and Emily that were taking the body shots.
"JJ, you're up!" Emily said as she stood up and grabbed salt and a lemon, and the tequila in the fridge.
"What? I don't even know what I'm supposed to do.." JJ said as Emily walked over with everything.
"Lay on the bed.. it's pretty simple." JJ stood up and looked at Derek, who was holding the Vodka.
"I need that." JJ said as she grabbed it and took a sip that was big enough for 3, maybe 3 and a half shots. "Okay.." she said as she laid down on the edge of the bed. She was tipsy before, as she laid down the last swig of vodka slowly crept up on her.
"Derek's gonna go first." Emily said as she handed Derek the tequila and gave JJ a piece of a lemon. "Put this in your mouth." JJ didn't ask why, she was just going with the flow. Emily sprinkled salt up her stomach. "Derek's gonna lick the salt off, take the shot and then get the lemon, okay?"
"Whatever!" JJ slurred a bit. "Just do it!" she said. Derek looked at JJ before hovering over her. He slowly licked up the salt from her belly button to her bra before taking the shot, then he took the lemon from her mouth, JJ sat up and grabbed some more vodka, taking another swig that was about the same size before getting up.
"Where are you going?"
"I have to pee!" JJ said really happy and loud as she rushed into the bathroom, Emily looked at Derek.
"Well she's drunk." Derek nodded. When JJ got out of the bathroom, The finished their rounds of body shots, Emily and JJ did it to Derek at the same time, he was in heaven. The next hour and a half was spent with more joking around and drinking, Hotch excused himself to go to sleep 10 minutes ago, Emily looked at JJ and Spencer. The only two people who were still conscious, Derek was past out on her bed.
"I'm gonna go for a walk..." Emily said as she opened the door.
"Outside? Without a coat?" Spencer asked, Emily held her middle finger out before walking out. Spencer was smart enough to know where Emily was actually going.
"So, Spence... what do you think we should do?" JJ asked as she took a sip of water. She hasn't drank for about an hour, since she was just about hammered before. She's been drinking water ever since, so she was still a little tipsy.
"I'm actually pretty tired..." Spencer said as he stood up, JJ stood up with him. "I think I'm gonna head to bed..." he said as he took a step towards the door, JJ grabbed his hand and he turned around.
"C'mon, Spence, don't be a party pooper." JJ said with a pout on her face.
"I think the party pooped before me.." Spencer told her, glancing over at Derek.
"Then we'll have a party of our own..." JJ said as she wrapped her hands around his neck, Spencer gulped as she watched her lips go to his, he hesitated to kiss back. "I'm not drunk, Spence... I promise." JJ whispered as she kissed his lips again, this time he kissed back. "I know I don't remember what happened last night... but I would really like to repeat it?" JJ whispered, then got back to kissing him. She pulled away when she realized Spencer wasn't kissing back. "Or we could just take a shower together..." she whispered as she unbuttoned the top button of his shirt. "And we don't have to do anything if you don't want to..." she continued to unbutton his shirt before it was completely off, she looked up at him and he leaned down to kiss her lips.
Emily laughed to herself. Thinking Spencer was a ass for saying that, he knew where she was going. She knew that, but she didn't want to be like 'I'm going to Hotch's room!', she knocked on the door, it opened a couple minutes later.
"Aaron..." she said, he motioned for her to come in. "I guess we need to figure this out?" she asked, Hotch nodded. He didn't know what to expect exactly, He liked last night. They weren't as drunk as JJ was, they were aware of what they were doing, there hormones just kicked in. Emily has always felt an attraction towards him, so has Hotch. He just knew that it would be against the rules, big time. So he couldn't take action, and he didn't want to be turned down.
"I think we do." he tried to keep a straight face and be as stern as possible.
"Maybe we should start by what happened last night..." Emily said as she sat down on his bed. Hotch sat on the edge, looking at her. "Do you regret it?" Emily asked as she looked up at him.
"What?" he was taken off guard, she expected her to be the one that was talking this whole time. "I-I don't know Emily..." he told her. "We probably shouldn't have done that, and it's making me think that I do. But I don't. Emily, I've been trying to tell you that I like you since day one." he told her. "I don't regret it, Emily. But we both know that we can't do this... if Strauss found out..." he trailed off, Emily nodded as he looked down at his hands. Emily reached over and grabbed his hand.
"Strauss wont find out. We can make sure of it." Emily said, he looked at her. Emily leaned in and lightly kissed his cheek, moving down to his jawline.
"Emily..." Hotch groaned, Emily grabbed onto the collar of his shirt and pulled his lips to hers, then pulled him on top of her. He didn't hesitate to kiss back, or get on top of her. He wanted it as much as she did...