A/N: If you guys aren't already aware this story kinda sucks :P I just wrote it for fun so I'm sorry that its so poor form. Hopefully then next story I write will be better. My other story that I'm writing ATM "3 little words" I think I'll wrap it up soon because its also kinda going downhill. If you guys have any ideas on what story you think I should write next please, I would love your ideas :)
PS. Thankyou to everyone who has read/followed/story alerted/reviewed/favourited etc. this or any of my other stories it really means a lot :D
PPS. No I am not bald, there for I am probably not Ryan Murphy so evidently I do not own Glee :P
PPPS. As always happy reading :):):):)
PPPPS. If you are still reading your a legend! Just one more thing - Note on the mashup: If you want to know what it sounds like just listen to Ladies Choice and sing the all that jazz lyrics keeping in with the tempo.
The next day it was time for Sam and Rachel to perform their mash up. Mr. Schue kind of figured that Quinn and Lauren and Brittany and Puck were probably never going to perform so he called them the last contenders.
Rachel was nervous but not nearly as nervous as Sam. Before they started singing they had a little speech prepared.
"Hi everyone" Sam began "I have something I'd just like to say before we start. Um Quinn. I've been lying to you. Yeah I like football but it's not my whole life. When I grow up I wanna be a performer. I want to sing and act on Broadway" He said this all very slowly and every face in the room registered some degree of shock. Quinn looked like she might faint. "Rachel convinced me to sing this song with her to show you guys the real Sam. This is the kind of stuff I like and listen to and I hope you guys can understand that. And for the record no I am not gay." Rachel thought he kind of ruined the speech with that but some of the guys looked like they were glad he clarified that. From here Rachel took over
"The songs we selected are All that Jazz from one of the longest running broaway shows of all time – Chicago. We decided to mash it up with Ladies Choice from Hairspray – the movie. Unfortuately it is not in the musical but they put it in anyway and Sam really likes the song so…" Sam smiled at her "I just wanted to say that i really enjoyed working with sam and I couldn't have asked for a better partner"
"Same here" Sam agreed
"That's great guys, take it away" Mr. Schue told them.
The music for Ladies Choice began to play and it was Rachel who began to sing
Come on babe why don't we paint the town?
I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down
Start the car I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold and the pianos hot
Sam then took the song to the bridge and through the chorus
Once you've browsed through the whole selection
Shake those hips in my direction
A prettier package you never did see
Take me home and then unwrap me
Shop around but little darlin'
I've got to be
The ladies' choice"
(Rachel)
And all the jazz
(Sam)
The ladies' choice
(Rachel)
And all that Jazz
(Sam)
Hey little girl looking for a sale
(Rachel)
*repeat*
(Sam)
Tests drive this American male
(Rachel)
*repeat*
(Sam)
It's going to take cash to fill my tank
(Rachel)
*repeat*
So let's crack open your piggy bank
(Rachel)
*repeat*
(Rachel)
So slick your hair and wear your buckle shoes
Coz I hear that father dip is gonna blow the blues
(Sam)
Hey little girl on a spending spree
I don't come cheap but the kisses come free
On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree
(Sam)
The ladies' choice"
(Rachel)
And all the jazz
(Sam)
The ladies' choice
(Rachel)
And all that Jazz
The song was done with some classic choreography, with Sam twirling Rachel and Rachel using the classic jazz hands. Sam even shows off some old fashioned dance moves (see "Marry You" choreography)
When the song was over it was clear who the winners were. All (but Quinn) of the glee clubbers were on their feet cheering for Rachel and New Sam. Sam gave Rachel a big hug when they were done.