.SHAMPOO.

Ulquiorra Cifer sat cross-legged in the family room, along with Ameko, helping her with her math homework.

"Find the sum." Ulquiorra read the directions on Ameko's paper, "21+13=_."

"I don't get it."

"You just have to add."

"But I don't get it."

"Try."

Ameko huffed, annoyed, and picked up her pencil.

Ulquiorra leaned against the couch, closing his eyes.

Tick.

Tock.

Tick.

Tock.

Tick.

Tock.

Ti-

"Ok, I'm done!" Ameko thrusted the paper at him, "Daddy, no sleeping!"

Ulquiorra opened his eyes, quickly shutting out all of his annoyed feelings, and glanced down at the paper.

"Ok, so you got...1.615384615384615? How did you get that?"

"I just did what I was supposed to!"

"Ameko, 21 plus 13 equals 34. How in Hueco Mundo did you-"

Father and Daughter blinked as Sora ran past them as fast as his chubby baby legs could carry him.

"Sora?"

"Sola not here!"

A few moments later, a loud scream erupted from upstairs, and Ulquiorra knew something was up.

"Sora, what did you-"

"Nothing!" Sora got down on his knees and crawled underneath the couch- one of his favorite hiding places. "Sola did nothing, baba!"

Ulquiorra made to reply to his son when Orihime appeared.

She was all wet, in nothing but a salmon-pink towel. Her hair was soaked, so it stuck together in locks, and there was soap on her head.

As soon as she entered the living room, she screamed, "SORA! YOU COME BACK HERE AND PICK EVERY ONE OF THOSE DEAD BUGS OUT OF MY SHAMPOO! RIGHT NOW!"

Ameko sang out, "Ooooh, bus-teeeedddd..."

Orihime stood where she was, one hand on her hip, the other holding her towel to make sure it wouldn't fall, and said in a dangerous voice, "Sora Inoue Cifer. Come out right now. I mean it."

Silence.

Ulquiorra stared at the couch his son was hiding under.

Should he give him away...?

"SORA INOUE CIFER, I AM COUNTING TO TEN!" Orihime loudly proclaimed, tapping her foot on the floor. "ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NI-"

"I'm solly, mum-mum!" Sora popped out from underneath the couch and dove for Orihime's feet.

"I'm sure you are!" Orihime picked him up and to take him upstairs, but not before noticing her husband looking at her curiously.

"What are you looking at me like that for?" Orihime half shrieked, as she carried a wailing Sora ("I'M SOLLY MUM-MUM! EXCUSHE ME MUM-MUMMMM! I'M SOLLY!") upstairs. "Finish your work!"

"Yes, ma'am." Ulquiorra murmered softly.

Well.

Orihime would get her's tonight.

Ulquiorra turned back to his daughter's homework. "Well?"

Ameko sat silently, turning her red lollipop in her mouth. "I don't get it."

Ulquiorra sighed. "Ameko. You have 21 hollows. A garganta opens and 13 more arrive. How many hollows are there now?"

Silence filled the room as Ameko look up at the ceiling, counting on her fingers. "...34?"

"Yes," Ulquiorra handed her paper back to her, "And how did you get 1.615384615384615?"

"I did this." Ameko grabbed the paper and wrote quickly in her messy scrawl 21/13. 13*1=13.

Ulquiorra raised an eyebrow, "You are able to divide but you are unable to add?"

Ameko laughed, scratching her head akwardly, "Haha, yeah I guess so!"

Ulquiorra sighed softly. As dangerous as it was, she was becoming more and more like Woman every day.

He wondered if he could keep up?

END.

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Some random things:
-Sora can't pronounce the letter R. So when he says "sorry" it comes out as "solly". Those aren't typos XD
-Sora calls Orihime "mum-mum" and Ulquiorra "Baba".