.REPORT.
"Ulquiorra?"
Ulquiorra looked up from some papers he had been going over, deep green eyes immediately flickering over to his wife, who was gripping a paper nervously in her hands, biting her small, perfect pink lip.
"Woman?"
"Umm..." She leaned forward slightly, to indicate to the papers, "Am I bothering you?"
"No." Ulquiorra's answer was so abrupt and quick it was almost rude, but Orihime had long gotten used to Ulquiorra's ways- besides, it wasn't like he was actually trying to be rude to her, "What is it?"
Orihime's light brown eyes scanned the paper in her hands nervously, "Well... Sora got his paper back."
Ulquiorra now completely focused his attention on his son's schoolwork, "And?"
Orihime's eyes saddened slightly, "It...it didn't turn out very good."
Ulquiorra held out his hand. "Let me see."
Orihime pressed the paper against her chest, "Promise me you won't get angry at him!"
"Woman..." Ulquiorra stared at his wife's pouty, refusing face and resisted the urge to sigh, "Alright."
Orihime slowly handed him the paper. Ulquiorra took it and placed it on the table, and began to read.
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Sora Cifer
Yuuhi-sensei
January 3
My Report On See Animales- Clown Fishes
Clown fishes are really coolio see animales. They are orange, like my mom's hair and also sometimes have some white stripes like tigers only tigers have black stripes but clown fishes are white. Clown fishes are clown fishes because I think they are really funny probably like nemos dad when he tells jokes. One clown fish is finding nemo, I liked that movie a lot. Clown fishes live in enemes because enemes keep them safe from other bad fishes like octopuses. Like the purple octopus in the movie was squirting ink everywhere becuse she was a fraidy-cat. Also nemo is a fraidy cat because of the dentist was evil but dentists are scary and I dont like them neither. Dorie is like my mommy because she always forgets stuff like sometimes mommy forgets to put fruit chewies in my lunch. And then I get to eat them at home so ok but then niisan eats them and I get sad. Also nemos are really cool see animales becuse my lunchbox has nemos on it. Nemos live in lots of places besides the see. Also in some fishtanks like in the dentists office and also my bathtub. but not really the bathtub part. And I think Nemos eat sand or maybe see weed but niisan said they eat see weed becuse nemos are dumb and eat weed because its a drug. I dont know what that meens but ok. Niisan is kinda a weerdo. I think clown fishes eat sand still. And thats my report on clown fishes.
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Ulquiorra stared at his son's paper silently, eyes scanning the run-on sentences and countless mistakes over and over.
"Woman."
Orihime flinched ever so slightly at Ulquiorra's not-too-happy tone.
"Hmm?"
"Get Ameko."
Orihime frowned slightly, "Ame? Why?"
"According to the paper..." Ulquiorra put the paper down on the table, "She believes sea weed is the same thing as Marijuana- weed."
"Ulquiorra-"
"Never mind, now." Ulquiorra's eyes met his wife's, "Bring them both here."
Orihime sighed softly as she made her way upstairs to her daughter's room to get her, glancing in the living room to see Sora sitting in the living room eating apple slices.
Her kids were so busted.