Shii-chan: imma bored….and in severe mouth pain…T^T
Allen: you got your braces?
Shii-chan: and had a tooth pulled out…
Lavi: poor girl…
Kanda: who cares!
Shii-chan:….*pulls out aster canon* imma set this right here in case I need it…*puts it next to self*
Kanda: O_O
Allen:….so what do the braces feel like…?
Shii-chan: like someone is trying to constantly pull out my teeth…..T^T
Kanda: poor girl…?
Lavi: yes poor girl!
Shii-chan: WAAAH! *curls up into a ball in Lavi's lap*
Allen: any way. Since Shii-chan isn't up to it. Don't own. Don't sue.
Paranoia
Chapter one: unpleasant evening
"words words words"=someone talking
Blah blah blah = flashyback
Nyeh nyeh nyeh= yelling
'think think think'= person's inner thoughts
"But Yuu~~!" whined Allen. It was their weekly movie night and it was Allen's turn to pick a movie much to Kanda's distain. Every time Allen picked a movie, they ended up watching some girly chick-flick. And when it was Kanda's turn to pick a movie, they ended up watching an action movie or a horror movie or something along those lines.
Since it was Allen's turn to pick a movie it included picking where they ate first. Which as always was the most romantical place on earth….according to Allen…
McDonald's.
"Honestly! Why in the hell would you want to watch something stupid like that? That movie is going to suck ASS! And you know how I feel about stupid romance movies like that!" Kanda retorted. As always Allen choose a romantic-comedy.
It was the movie, How Do You Know?
"Oh come on! Lenalee told me that she and her boyfriend, Bak, went to watch it and even he said it was okay!" Allen argued as they kept arguing over the movie. Then an evily jolly idea popped into his head…
"Kanda! Look! It's your step-dad Tiedoll with an old photo album your mom gave him!" Allen exclaimed and pointed to a random direction. As predicted Kanda's attention shot to the random spot he pointed to.
As soon as Kanda left his seat, allen grabbed his fries and soda and ate some fries, then drank the rest of the soda.
"Dammit Allen you know how I hate it when you do that!" Kanda muttered playfully sitting back down and snatching back the fries. To which the younger's response was an adorable little pout. A pout that Kanda thought made him a super rape toy. And not just him. Others too.
For the last few days some weird guy was stalking Allen. Allen noticed this after a few days and told his older brother, Lavi, and his long-term boyfriend Yuu Kanda. Lavi, the ever so worried one, told his boyfriend, who was friends with a few police-men, Tykki Mikk. While Kanda just stuck to him like glue. A few weeks later, while he was alone, Allen was confronted by the strange man who wouldn't leave him the fuck alone…
"Who are you!" Allen demanded as some strange man walked up and grabbed his arm. The man was about as tall as his lover, Kanda. He was a little skinny, and from where Allen was, his eyes where a light brown. Almost yellow. His hair was black and short. He wore a hood to keep his face hidden from the boy he was molesting.
"The person you belong with! Allen Walker! You should be with me! Not a stupid guy like Yuu Kanda! I'm better than him! In every way!" as the stalker yelled, Allen was trying his best to, yet failing, escape the man's vice grip. As the man noticed this, he slammed the shocked boy into a brick wall, causing Allen to hit the back of his head against the bricks. As Allen hissed at the pain in the back of his skull, a pair of lips suddenly pushed against his abruptely. As the stranger kissed him, Allen froze in place, fearing that he would be raped.
As this was happening, Kanda was walking down the street and noticed the white hair of his lover. As he walked up to be with him, he noticed the strange man kissing him. As he saw this, he ran up to were they where and punched the guy straight in the jaw. Causing him to fly into the street, nursing a possibly broken jaw.
Turning to his lover, Kanda noticed how Allen fell to his knew, trembiling. Kanda bent down and picked Allen up bridal style, before they left, Kanda told the man something.
"Touch him one more time, and I will PERSONALLY make sure you die," Kanda spat to the strange man.
"Please Kanda! Lenalee said it was a really good movie!" Allen pleaded. Then grabbed Kanda's face and pulled him in for a light peck on the lips. "I'll do anything for you…Lavi won't be coming back home tonight remember? So that'll just leave, You. And. Me." Allen said in a husky tone that drove Kanda mad.
"…" Kanda stayed silent, willing away the hard-on he was getting from Allen. "We~~ll?" Allen asked in a very sexy voice.
"…fine…" Kanda gave in. to which ended up in a squealing Allen glomping him over the table.
"Promise we get to have sex when we get back to your place later?" Kanda asked.
"Of. Course!" Allen squealed kissing Kanda in between every word.
Unnoticed by the happy couple, a hateful sneer was being sent to them a few tables away from Allen's stalker…
T.B.C
Shii-chan: OMFG! Allen! You seduced Kanda!
Allen: /
Shii-chan: I'm so PROUD of you sweet heart!
Lavi: so in this I'm his big brother?
Shii-chan: wait, you're not? *shocked face*
Lavi: well not by blood…
Shii-chan: so you're his brother in spirit?
Lavi: sure why not! 8D
Shii-chan: yay! … where's Kanda?
Lavi: willing away a boner over there in the corner.
Shii-chan: aww~~! Anyway…
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-Shinohime-chan