Hello my dear readers, It's me Anemone!!

and I have two words, I'M BACK!! and it feels awesome. So many things have been going on it's crazy. Sorry I haven't updated in a while.I didn't forget about you all, so don't worry.

I've been working on a mini horror Naruto story for the month of October. So if you like an obsessive...well I won't let anything slip.

Be prepared for it, due for release this month!

I do want to give kudos to 00MidnightSiren00, akastuki, and Mus1c Ch1ck. They are totally awesome

even if I don't know them personally, which I'm sure they are cool too Their review gave me some creative boost during the hurricane to keep writing.

So thank you! Now let me quit blabbing and let you read. Hope you like it!

When I planned to get Sakura Haruno to like me I didn't think that it would be this much trouble

cough cough

I closed my eyes tightly, trying to rid the taste of cough medicine from my mouth almost gagging because of its minty sour flavor.

"Don't take this out till mom comes back" Itachi said as he shoved, yes SHOVED the thermometer down my throat, I glared at him and he merely threw it back in my face, "Next time Sasuke, take an umbrella" he said as he walked out of my room shutting the door. Naruto leaned against the door,

"You know that this would have never happened if you would have just apologized teme...but no you just had to argue with her. Now look where it's got you"

I glared at him from my bed, the thermometer sticking out of my mouth. He snickered,

"Luckly you have me and I just happen to have a plan" Naruto smirked. I sweat dropped and sunk deeper and deeper into my covers hoping that he was just joking.

Because knowing that idiot

One of us was bound to get maimed, hurt, humiliated etc…

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And that was something that I defiantly didn't need

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Especially when my only source of comfort was now gone

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P.S-I Love You

Chapter 5

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"Whafer youf haf en min, forit et" I said as I flipped on the TV and stared at the screen trying to distract myself. He jumped in front with his goofy grin and wiggled his index finger back and forth,

"Awe come on Teme you have to listen. I promise it'll be fun"

"No" I said with a glare. Hoping that he would spontaneously combust like the many rumors that I saw on National Geographic. Oh how I wish that would happen then maybe I would be able to sulk in peace.

"It's to help you rack up points with Sakura" he tempted. My cheeks flushed and flipped channels. Damn his offer was tempting.

"See I knew you couldn't resist that. Now come on get out of bed and let's go"

"I'm sik and she dosn vant to dalk to me dof. " I said angered that he wouldn't listen, but like always he paid no mind,

"Who cares what she thinks. Dude this could be our chance to see what this Sai guy is up to, fix everything that you messed up, and maybe even learn something new." He said. As I was about to reply the door to my room flew open and both my mother and brother walked in.

"Oh hows my Sasu-chan doing?" She said as she took the thermometer out of my mouth and read it, "hmm" she frowned, she placed the back of her hand against my head," you still have a fever, but it's nothing that my homemade soup won't fix!" she exclaimed gladly as Itachi placed the tray on my lap and smirked. I threw him a glare as I dipped the spoon in the weird green liquid.

"Awe does my Sasu-chan want me to feed him?" my mom asked. Naruto and Itachi burst into a fit of giggles as my eyes widened in embarrassment. Do I look like I'm five years old? Nope didn't think so. I shook my head and continued to play with the soup, just waiting to see if the green liquid would disintegrate my spoon,so that way I would have proof to show my mom that cooking is made for eating and not killing.

"Awe you don't like my cooking little brother? I made it especially for you, with okaa-sans help of course" Itachi said as he motioned to mom who blushed at the sudden recognition.

"If you cooked it I don't want to eat it" I said as I pushed the bowl away from my face.

"Sasuke!" My mom said in a loud tone

"Sasuke, that hurt my feelings. Here I went and prepared a meal with my heart and soul for my sick little brother, only to have it shoved back in my face. I must say my heart is breaking" he commented dramatically.

"You don't have a heart nor a soul, so quit acting like you do"

"Come Sasu-chan laugh if you don't finish laugh the soup laughthen we'll never get to spy on Sakura-chan" Naruto rolled around the floor laughing.

"Dobe I will kill you when I get up" I said as I began to lift the tray and covers that were currently holding me down, preventing me from attacking my target. A hand shot out and pushed me back on the bed.

"Oh no, you're not getting out of that bed till I say you're well enough."

"Demo Okaa-san…."

"No buts Sasuke!" She yelled. She turned her attention to Naruto and glared, "And if I see you sneak my baby out of bed….no better yet out of this room I will make sure to buy rabid small dogs to bite your weenie off every time they see you approach this house, Got it memorized Uzumaki? " Naruto looked at her with his eyes wide open in fear as he shook his to show that he meant it. She looked at Itachi who was being smug and pulled him buy the collar of his shirt,

"And you young man are coming with me to go shopping. You are going to help me pick out the ingredients for our next dish since your brother is sick" she said as she dragged him out the door and slammed it shut.

If there was one thing that I forgot to put on my list of fears, this would be one of them. When my mom is mad, it's pretty much all hell from there. It's just like living with a small pink haired girl. I mean she had an arsenal of fears that should could inflict on people, but the rabid dogs was new. I didn't see that coming.

"Teme your mom freaks me out every time I come to your house" he said as he picked up the spoon and took a sip of the green stuff. He cringed at the sudden taste,

"now I see why you don't like her cooking. But who cares about that. What we need to work on is a way to get out of here and see how we could fix your problem." He said as he opened the window and dumped the contents to the ground below, I rolled my eyes,

"Do you really want your manhood chewed away that badly, you dolt? She said stay put and I plan to listen to what she says. If you haven't noticed the woman's crazy"

"That may be true BUT she's threatened me many times I've been over here and I turned out okay. Remember the one about throwing me in the middle of no where if I broke another vase? Nothings going to happen, plus aren't you like allergic to dogs or something" he said as he fluffed the pillows in my bed to make them seem more human-like.

"Now are we going or not?" he asked as he beagn to climb out the window. I sighed and followed him, somehow I knew that I was going to regret this.

"Dobe I'm going to kill you" I said as I coughed into my fist. I pulled my dark blue jacket closer when I felt the cold night air brush against me.

"Teme you always said that, yet here I am sucking in globs of air like no tomorrow. Next time come up with a better line" he said as he looked over the fence making sure the coast was clear before he climbed over it.

"Yeah, but this time I'll make sure to enforce it"

"Hahaha very funny" he said as he looked down at me from the other side, "Now hurry up. You walk just like my grandma" he said as he extended his hand out to me. I grabbed the extended limb and hauled myself over. I coughed again as I got up from the ground.

"Teme you don't sound too good." He joked.

"No you don't say" I said sarcastically. I looked around the surroundings but it wasn't the direction that the blond idiot led me to believe that we were traveling, "Dobe where are we going? Sakura's house is the other way, and why the hell are we walking."

"I need to pick up something." He said as he kept looking around suspiciously. I wanted to bash my head against the wooden fence. Sometime the dobe could be so clueless. Seriously clueless!

"That still doesn't answer my second question. Why the hell are we walking? We could have drove here"

"That just ruins the suspense of sneaking around Konoha alleyways a night. Besides we're almost there, I just need to pick up something and we'll be on our way." He said without any worries. Sometimes I think that he's the only one who could live with a relaxed world to begin with, and like all Uchiha's I spazzed out on him,

"What in the hell could you possibly need that you have to drag me out when I'M SICK!? If you aren't done within 5 minutes I'm leaving"

"Sheesh Sasuke-teme, don't go all PMS'sy on me. Look I know a guy and he has something that I want and…."

My eyes widened, as I predicted what he was going to say next. Was the dobe a drug dealer? No that couldn't have been it; he's too stupid to make a switch. Was he doing crack? Well that would explain his hyper behavior and red eyes, but it wouldn't explain the whiskers. I wonder if his dad knows. Oh that would be a good show if he were to find out.

"After I get it we'll head to Saku—"

"HURT SAKURA AND I SWEAR ON ITACHI'S GRAVE THAT I WILL KILL YOU!"

I threatened when I found out where this was going. He scrunched into a little ball and started to retort back,

"I'm not going to—"

"Is that you boss?" A voice asked from the shadows catching me off guard. Naruto smiled excitedly,

"Ah Konohamaru, do you have what I asked you to get?" The small child turned his head and motioned for his two peers to bring a black case forward. Naruto rubbed his hands together and snickered as he opened the box slowly.

"You don't know how much I love you for this Konohamaru"

"Thanks boss, what you have there is top of the line. Luckily for you it's the first one out." He said as Naruto took the object out and marveled at it. His stunned eyes made me wonder what was so great about what he was holding.

"So teme what do you think?" he asked as he showed me his beloved 'baby'. I twitched and I could feel irk marks on my head. The dobe had to have not been serious. He dragged me to see this,

"do you really want to know what I think dobe?" he shook his head vigorously

"really?" I coughed into the sleeve on my jacket.

"Come on teme the suspense is killing me"

I took a deep breath and exhaled, "Naruto you are possibly the stupidest person I know. You dragged me out of my house, made me jump a fence and look for three kids who lurk in allyways of konoha for god knows what reason, in 30 degree weather, WHILE I'M SICK, just so you can get your little hands on a NERF DART GUN!?" I finished trying to breath and regain my cool composure. Naruto smile only widened which made me twitch even more.

"Awe teme I didn't forget to get you one too." At that moment I could have died and I wish I did. Getting my ass chewed off by my crazy mother was so not worth this. Naruto turned to his small dealer, "Konohamaru is you please" the young boy smiled

"Sure thing boss" he said, "Bring out the other one boys"

And within a second later the children came back with a box which the blond happily seized,

"here you go teme." He took the toy out of the box and threw it at me who I managed to catch. The idiot blond then grabbed the boy by his shoulders and planted a roll of cash in his tiny hands. My eyes widened at the amount.

"It's 200 dollars. I know you said 50 but I think that you deserve so much more." Naruto gave a smile and scratched the back of his head

"No problem, and if you ever need anything just give me a call." He said, and with the blink of an eye the three were gone.

"Okay lets get some business done" Naruto yelled with an creepy snicker as he pulled me along.

"How is this going to help me make amends with Sakura again dobe?"

"It won't, this is just revenge for Sai saying I have no dick." He said. I sweat dropped, "Well work on your Sakura problems tomorrow. I know it's mean but I must take action against that gay bastard" he snickered .I coughed angered by the fact that the dobe dragged me out to get back at Sai.

"Okay heres the plan. Sai and Sakura are watching movies inside. When I give the signal you will run and ring the doorbell and when Sai appears I'll shoot." He said as he poked his binoculars through the bush that we were both currently hiding in. I blew a piece of hair away from my eyes, hoping that these simple movements will help try to distract my urge to not making the Uzumaki clan extinct.

"What makes you think that Sai's going to be the one to answer the door?" I asked not surprised that the dobe didn't think this through. I mean it wasn't the first time that I've gone through this. He sweatdropped,

"Why must you always have to think things through teme?" he cried

"Because if I don't then we're screwed, you remember last time—"

"It was a small pack of dogs. You survived, so quit acting like a sissy. Plus they had their rabies shots so no big deal" he waved off nonchalantly

"What do you mean no big deal?! I –"

"LOOK! There the signal go go go!" he whispered. I was momentarily confused until he pushed me out of the bushes and toward Sakura's home. "Run Teme! Hurry!" he called. I ran up the Haruno porch and hesitated. I mean what happened if Sai didn't open the door and Sakura did? Or what if she saw me through the window. She was already mad and I didn't need to make it worse.

WHOOSH

I grit my teeth trying to keep my anger in, "Teme hurry up already. I'm getting cold out here." He called. I turned back and glared at him

WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH

"You're wasting MY ammo teme!" I cursed under my breath as rang the doorbell and then ran back to the bush where Naruto hid. I closed my eyes and prayed that it wasn't Sakura who would open the door. The door creaked open and Naruto jumped up,

"Take this you bastard!" He yelled like Rambo as he pressed the trigger.I followed suit but not as noticeable as him. The foam darts from the toys pelted the person in front of the door.

Normally I would have enjoyed this, seeing the surprised look on Sai's face as he tried to dodge the darts,and if this was a tv show then everyone would be laughing at the end and saying, "Just Kidding" while enjoying a can of cola

But yeah, to my disappointment it wasn't a tv show or anything close, AND right now I was terrified because the person at the door wasn't Sakura, and it wasn't Sai, instead it was someone who I knew from past events that could really rip me apart and still make it look like I tripped and fell. I dropped my weapon and tried to pull my blond idiot of a friend down, but he kept shooting like a crazy war man.

"WHO'S DICKLESS NOW SAI? WHO'S DICKLESS N—" his faced paled when he saw who he was shooting. He gave a goofy grin at his angered expression and ducked in the bushes where I hid.

"Teme why didn't you tell me Sakura had a brother?" he asked calmly, "I did." I whispered angrily as I tried to shove him out of my hiding place. I don't see why I have to pay for this when he was the one that got caught.

"Yeah but you forgot to mention he has red hair!"

"Pink is a lighter shade of red" I argued

"No it isn't, they're different" he retorted

"How would you know you failed art class."

"I would have passed if—"

Before he could finish his sentence two hands pulled us out of our safe little bush. Naruto smiled nervously and I cursed under my breath. Sasori's dart ridden face smirked. He set us down gently

"Hi guys" he said in a friendly voice, "Do you want to know what I'm in the mood for?"We both shook our heads. Sasori cracked an evil smile as he pulled a dart off his forehead and placed it in naruto's hand closing it.

"Lets play a game. I'll give you till the count of ten and you run and hide, okay?" He said as he let go of us.I balled my hand in a fist and glared at Naruto.

"I swear on my brothers grave dobe, that one day I'm going to kill you, and this time I mean it" I said as we started running.

"One…TEN!" Sasori yelled as he came after us with a bat, "UZUMAKI, UCHIHA I SWEAR I WILL MAME YOU!"

"Oh come on that wasn't even a second" I yelled as I jumped a fence and ran toward my home.

--A while later--

"huff We made huff it" exclaimed Naruto as he rested on his knees taking deep breaths. I collapsed on the floor in dire need of rest,

"Next time you have a crazy charade leave me out of it" I exclaimed as I got up and walked to my home.

"Come on it was fun right? Sneaking around Konoha at night, almost getting killed by Sakura's crazy brother." He sighed, "Good times, Good times".

"Night Naruto" I called from the doorway. His blue eyes perked up as I shut the door,

"You can't lock me out here! Where am I supposed to stay? Teme open the door! It's cold out here! Teme!!" he yelled. I smirked.

Foam dart toys-200 dollars

Cough medicine-50 dollars

Seeing Naruto shivering outside in the cold-priceless

"Idiot, shame he didn't notice I left the door unlocked too" I said as I turned on the tv and jumped into bed, trying to think of a way to put Operation: Sakura Be Mine into action.

Maybe I'm the one who's a schizophrenic—

"What do you want dobe" I as I held the phone away from my ear,

"LET ME IN ALREADY!! I'M COLD!" he yelled as he banged on my door.

So what did you think? I hope you liked it. I'm working on the next chapter and I plan to maybe have it out by maybe next week or so?

I'm trying to break myself of the updating thing so I'll try

review okays?

See you next time

Anemone