Another crack chapter. I am writing this entire story so far (all 2 chapters) at 4am. Please forgive me.
The credit for Magnus's name in this chapter goes to my friend Tyler.
Italicized sentences are away.
Disclaimer= I own … (This line has been disconnected due to lack of everything)
~~~~chat room~~~~
Magnus= Fagnus;-D
Alec= Alec L.
Jace= Ducking Glass Mole
Clary= Angel Girl
Simon= intellectual badass
Isabelle= you know who I am
The community stalker= The Panda
Ducking Glass Mole has signed on.
Alec L. has signed on.
Alec L.~ I am a fucking genius.
Ducking Glass Mole~ y?
Alec L.~ You will see when Magnus gets on.
Ducking Glass Mole~ O dear… *Worried face*
Fagnus ;-D has signed on.
Fagnus ;-D~ WHAT? THIS IS NOT MY NAME ON HERE! I blame Jace
Alec L.~ Isn't payback a bitch?
Fagnus;-D is away plotting Alec's demise.
Alec L.~ I really don't like the personalized away messages.
Ducking Glass Mole~ just b glad we can't personalize our sign off messages.
Alec L.~ You can't?
Alec L. has personalized his sign off message just to piss Jace off.
Alec L. has signed on.
Ducking Glass Mole~ id like 2 c u do that 2 ur sign on message!
Alec L.~ Give me 20 min.
Fagnus ;-D has signed off and is thanking Alec for showing him how to do it.
Alec L. has gone to hack into the chat sight.
you know who I am has signed on.
Ducking Glass Mole~ hey izz
you know who I am~ ello
Ducking Glass Mole~ ur british? O.o
you know who I am~ oui ((1))
Ducking Glass Mole~ nien ((2))
intellectual badass has signed on.
Ducking Glass Mole is shunning the ex-mundie. I FIGURED IT OUT!
intellectual badass~ I'm gonna go cut myself. *goes to emo corner*
you know who I am~ good. go to your emo corner and cry little boy.
intellectual badass~ but I don't wanna
you know who I am~ so watcha doin?
Ducking Glass Mole has signed on.
intellectual badass~ reading Riding the Bullet
Ducking Glass Mole~ I always knew u were like that simon.
Alec L. has figured it out. WHAT NOW BITCHES?
Alec L.~ I am amazing.
Ducking Glass Mole~ fuck you -_-
Alec L.~ That's Magnus's job.
intellectual badass~ so you have to pay him.
Alec L.~ Just because you have to pay your boyfriend doesn't mean I have to pay mine.
The Panda has signed on.
The Panda~ PWN BITCHES!
The Panda has signed off.
sparkle-4-ever has signed on.
sparkle-4-ever~ hello my dear demon killers.
intellectual badass~ One of these days you guys are gonna make me kill myself.
sparkle-4-ever~ don't get our hopes up.
Alec L.~ Is that even possible?
you know who I am~ he could go & stand in the sun for a while.
sparkle-4-ever~ He is a daylighter.
Alec L.~ he could go run around in a church.
intellectual badass~ I hate all of you.
Ducking Glass Mole~ poor kitty.
Alec L.~ a church not Church.
Ducking Glass Mole~ oh.
intellectual badass has logged off.
Alec L.~ I'll be right back.
Alec L. has gone to torture the ex-mundie.
you know who I am~ I gotta go.
Ducking Glass Mole~ y
sparkle-4-ever~ She probably has a date you dumbass.
you know who I am~ no. b-day shopping for alec.
sparkle-4-ever~ HE TOLD ME HIS BIRTHDAY WASN'T FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS!
The Panda has logged on.
The Panda~ It's okay Magnus.
The Panda has signed off.
Ducking Glass Mole~ cause he knew u would throw him a party
you know who I am~ bye guys.
you know who I am has gone to get Alec an epic gift.
Alec L. is STILL hacked on to this site!
Alec L.~ Hello
Ducking Glass Mole~ hey
sparkle-4-ever~ …
Alec L.~ Magnus? You Ok?
sparkle-4-ever~ You lied to me
Ducking Glass Mole is cowering from their cat-fight.
Alec L.~ What are you talking about?
sparkle-4-ever~ about your birthday Alexander.
Alec L.~ I lied because I knew you would wanna spend my birthday with me and so would my family.
sparkle-4-ever~ That still isn't a good reason to LIE to me!
Alec L.~ I'm sorry. How can I make it up?
sparkle-4-ever~ Spend ALL day with me the day after your B-day. That includes night time. ;-D
Alec L.~ DEAL!
Ducking Glass Mole has returned.
Ducking Glass Mole~ cat-fight over?
sparkle-4-ever~ yup. but I gotta go.
Alec L.~ I'll talk to you later Magnus. :-(
Ducking Glass Mole~ Ding Dong the Bitch is Gone!
sparkle-4-ever knows Jace is just jealous of his glitter. Bye now!
Alec L.~ I agree with Magnus Bye Jace.
Alec L. is barricading his door.
Ducking Glass Mole has gone to kill Magnus and Alec VERY slowly…
((1)) = French for yes
((2)) = German for no.
Sorry for the lengthiness. I gotztded carried away… I will luvzez you forever if you review!