Advent Children Facebook

What would happen if the Advent Children peeps had facebook accounts.

Volixia669 does not own FF7 or Facebook.

Reno posted: We got our first real mission in years. I am psyched.

Elena Responded: Yeah, it's not like anything bad is going to happen, such as Sephiroth rejects coming and capturing and torturing any of us. That would be ridiculous.

Elena found Jenova's head!

Elena: It's not a pretty sight is it? It's all rotted and stuff.

Reno:Who cares? Just get the damn thing!

Tseng:Reno, the chopper!

Elena and Tseng received bullets.

Elena takes back what she said.

Elena orders Reno to leave her and Tseng.

Reno:But, But, But…

Elena:Just go! If you're captured, then who's going to be the comic relief in this fanservice of a movie?

Reno flies away from the Northern Crater with Rude.

Kadaj posted: Don't think you can keep her from us for long.

Elena:I can and will!

Kadaj:Who asked you? No one cares about you. They only care about the ones who are popular with the fans.

Tseng:Hello? Over here, with a head wound that should have killed me but didn't because I supposedly have a full cure materia from Veld.

Elena:Who's Veld?

Kadaj: This is pointless! We have to fast forward two weeks to where we attack Cloud on motorcycles.

Elena:What happens to us?

Kadaj:FAST FORWARD!

Tseng and Elena's accounts have been temporally been deactivated.

Cloud Strife received lots of voice messages.

Tifa Lockhart:Well you never pick up your phone!

Cloud Strife is traveling on a fancy motorcycle.

Cloud Strife received wolf creatures.

Kadaj posts: Hello, is this Rufus Shinra? Yeah, we have your people and I want mother's head. No you are! How could you say that! I'm hanging up on you!

Cloud Strife:You're crazy, you know that.

Kadaj: SHUT UP!

Yazoo and Loz take back wolf creatures.

Cloud Strife: Well, that was weird.

Tifa Lockhart: Honestly, weirder stuff has happened.

Reno sent Tifa Lockhart a message.

Tifa: Heehee, yep, I remember you. I'll tell Cloud.

Cloud: Exactly how do you remember him that makes you giggle?

Tifa: You're too nosy. By the way, Rufus Shinra wants to see you.

Tifa:Reno called again, he says to hurry.

A/N So I'm trying a new thing. I will try not to let this one die. What do you peeps think?

(Yes Miss Maniac, I am not dead.)