Crack time! (- the gnat that committed suicide in my keyboard while writing this) R.I.P. 07-06-10
Why do I have to disclaimers? Why is everything funnier at 2am? Why do I have chocolate chips in my night stand? These are questions I ask while writing this fic.
WARNING- There WILL be tube socks in this chapter. Why I feel the need to tell you I will never know.
DisclaimeR* I own nothing but the tube socks.
~~~~chat room~~~~
Magnus= sparkle-4-ever
Alec= Alec L.
Jace= Ducking Glass Mole
Clary= Angel Girl
Simon= More pathetic than Cullen
Isabelle= you know who I am
The community stalker= The Panda
Alec L. has taken this site over.
Ducking Glass Mole is logging on, wishing he was as cool as Alec.
Ducking Glass Mole~ u r getting creepy good hacking.
Alec L.~ I put my skillz to good use.
Ducking Glass Mole~ ummmmmm… O.o
More pathetic than Cullen has signed on.
More pathetic than Cullen~ WHO THE HELL CHANGED MY NAME!
Alec L.~ I agree
Ducking Glass Mole~ as do i
sparkle-4-ever has signed on.
More pathetic than Cullen has gone to do naughty things to his teddy bear.
sparkle-4-ever has signed on.
sparkle-4-ever~ what did you do? have you been hacking again, alec?
Alec L.~ No? :-)
sparkle-4-ever~ and I was born yesterday
Ducking Glass Mole~ ALEC YOU PEDOPHILE!
Alec L.~ a damn sexy day old person too.
Ducking Glass Mole~ *tWITCH* fucking caps lock… -_-
sparkle-4-ever~ go cry little emo kid.
Ducking Glass Mole~ i need better friends. then maybe they will have less obnoxious boyfriends.
Alec L.~ Fuck you.
sparkle-4-ever~ you don't have to ask twice. ;-D
Ducking Glass Mole~ alec did u hear that crash?
Alec L.~ A tube sock with a rock in it just flew in my window.
Ducking Glass Mole~ It is the random tube sock of SIDS, STDs, and a bunch of other bad words that start with S.
sparkle-4-ever~ Like Simon.
Alec L.~ actually, it is from it.
Ducking Glass Mole~ He is your gay stalker.
sparkle-4-ever~ I'm gonna kill that mother fucker. -_-
Alec L.~ I WAS JUST KIDDING MAGNUS! It is from Izz. She snuck out again and Mom is outside talking to Dad. I'll be right back.
Alec L. is away saving his sister's ass. lol
(A/N- 6 minutes pass)
Ducking Glass Mole~ awkward silence, gay baby born.
sparkle-4-ever~ I take offence to that…
Alec L. is back.
you know who I am owes Alec BIG TIME!
you know who I am~ alec, quit it…
Alec L.~ I almost got in trouble. Do realize that I am rarely in trouble?
sparkle-4-ever~ There was that one time. ;-D
Alec L. -_- *shuns Magnus*
intellectual badass wishes someone liked him.
intellectual badass~ You are an asshole Alec
Alec L.~ *shuns the psuedovamp*
sparkle-4-ever~ QwErTyUiOpAsDfGhJkLzXcVbNm`~1!23#4$5%6^7:'",./?
Alec L.~ I worry.
Ducking Glass Mole~ as do i
you know who I am~ ditto
intellectual badass~ Me 5
Alec L.~ 5? He can't count.
intellectual badass~ I have 2 personalities! XD
you know who I am~ YOU STOOD ME UP YOU BASTARD!
intellectual badass~ I…um…I
Alec L. has gone to almost kill the vamp.
Ducking Glass Mole has gone to help Alec.
intellectual badass, "SHIT!"
sparkle-4-ever~ See any good sales recently?
you know who I am~ no. you?
sparkle-4-ever~ nope. *goes and cries*
you know who I am~ it's ok Magnus….
sparkle-4-ever~ lol
you know who I am~ ROFLMFAOCMBBLFAMAIDBBQ
sparkle-4-ever~ ?
you know I am~ roll on floor laughing my fucking ass off cause my brother's boyfriend loves fashion as much as I do b b q
sparkle-4-ever~ Alas, I must go.
you know who I am~ fairfarren Magnus
sparkle-4-ever has gone to bed. Oh, Alec won't be home 2nite. ;-D
you know who I am has gone to bed. Simon is okay… ;-D lol
If there are any questions, please PM me!
Please keep in mind the mourning of the gnat I named Kyle. lol I have a friend with that last name is why.
Review or Kyle died in vain. You don't want to make Kyle sad do you? *cries*
ka-squiggle- You bastards killed my boyfriend. -_-
Pyro Band Ninja-No they didn't, I DID! XD
ka-squiggle- You bastard. -_-
Pyro Band Ninja- I'M A FUCKING GIRL YOU BITCH!
ka-squiggle- ANYWAY! Review or you will be party boy'd. That is all. Good bye.
Pyro Band Ninja-Unless you like to get party boy'd. Then we will if you review.